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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    The order for part 1 and part 1.5 of my order has been placed. Part 2 will maybe be bought tomorrow and sent Friday? We'll see.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey satan i just want to say that it looks like i might be getting The Wire and/or Breaking Bad for christmas from my family

    There were very few things on my wishlist that I even thought I might get from family, mostly game stuff, but most of the stuff I thought I might seriously get, I left off of it for this exact reason.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Things have ben crazy so this is a little late:
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    Oh shit those are some big boxes!
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    Oh man Arkham Horror that is sweet.
    Spoiler:
    Holy shit that is a lot of Arkham horror! Plus Skyrim!!!

    Message included(Amazon put it out of order and my wife accidentally tossed it) so I have tried to reconstruct it:
    I hear you like Arkham Horror
    So I put some Arkham Horror
    In your Arkham Horror
    So you can Arkham Horror
    While you Arkham Horror
    Oh also
    You should play this game
    Almost missed one


    You are fucking awesome mysterious Satan who only gave me your real life name!

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Also, my Satan should be getting the rest of their gifts in the next day or 2.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey satan i just want to say that it looks like i might be getting The Wire and/or Breaking Bad for christmas from my family

    There were very few things on my wishlist that I even thought I might get from family, mostly game stuff, but most of the stuff I thought I might seriously get, I left off of it for this exact reason.

    it was a recent development that i was surprised by but yeah otherwise my wishlist wasn't stuff i was getting from family

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    keith keep yo ugly grill outta my house

    guess I'll just paperbag myself when I show up at your door wearing a candy thong

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    @Blake T, seeing as your second package has still not yet arrived (and what the heck is up with that?) and the secret is out, instead of emailing this to you in secret I will post it here. Please to watch and learn. It may prove useful in the future.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Ahhhhhrg. I am at work.

    Everyone can watch and learn but meeeee.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Life is SO unfair.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Totally on purpose.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I'm going to my room.

    Where are my nirvana cassettes.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Don't make me post that photo of my room when I was in high school.

    Oh wait, would you even be able to see that?

    I am now visualizing your version of the forums as something I would have used to talk about X-Men in the 7th grade.

    (In between taping songs off the radio, obviously.)

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Tonight I'm ordering my secret satan stuff, I'm excited...i might overnight it

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Nah I can, I'm phone foruming is all.

    You know what's crazy? Kids probably don't even know what cassettes are.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Nah I can, I'm phone foruming is all.

    You know what's crazy? Kids probably don't even know what cassettes are.

    The one cassette I had as a kid, the one cassette that was by a real musician and not kid tunes or whatever, was Michael Jackson's Dangerous album.

    But I was never that much of a music buff.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I have that too!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Presents are being wrapped! Woo!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I bought a Def Leppard album on cassette at a 7/11

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    For the few months that I had a functioning car without a CD player I played all my dad's old Jimi Hendrix cassettes.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    I used to own quite a few cassettes

    the only one I remember buying was TLC's CrazySexyCool

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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    The only cassette I remember having is the White Album.
    Spoiler:

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    I used to have casettes. Used to have tons of 'em. My first casette was Boys II Men's Cooleyhighharmony

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Jesus I'm old

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Goddamn babies. When I was a kid my prize music album was a 33 1/3 record of Thriller.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    My first remembrance of owning a cassette is micheal jackson's Bad

    I used to jam out to smurfs albums and this one Disney disco album, like all the time. both on LP.

    Macho, Macho Duck...

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    If it makes you old people feel any better, I remember betamax! We had one, and my dad still insists they were in all ways superior to VHS

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I believe my first cassette that wasn't christian kids or a read along story was a Weird Al album.

    Oh, and my dad had an eight track deck, the only thing I remember hearing on that was a novelty CB thing with squirrels singing "Hello Squirrly, this is Shirley..."

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Wait, no. My first cassette was one of those Minipops medley albums.

    I played the shit out of that.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I still own porn on Betamax

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    I still own porn on Betamax

    That is like a collectors item stale.

    Like the reason why VHS beat Betamax was because all the porn was available in VHS.

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    So my satanee has been on, I hope he posts about his gift soon.

    I have been on, but I've been at work! I actually just got home about 30 minutes ago.

    URIEL IS AN AWESOME SATAN.

    First, a note:

    "Hope you enjoy these things. I figure they fit in a loose theme of 'filled with air' :)" - Uriel

    So you may be thinking to yourself, what is filled with air? Lots of things I suppose. But which of them are also pink? And have eyes and a giant mouth? And absorbs powers of his enemies?

    That's right.

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    AWESOME.

    But then again, there is another predator out there that has an insatiable hunger. It also has eyes and a giant mouth. It also flies. What could it be?

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    I just need to find some helium and this guy will be terrorizing my apartment, my office, and everywhere else.

    Thank you so much Uriel, those are absolutely amazing gifts and definitely needed right now in my life!

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    I kind of want one of those. Actually I want one rather badly. Because I have three cats, you see, and they annoy the shit out of me, and I want revenge.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I still own porn on Betamax

    You planning on donating it to the Smithsonian or something?

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    So you may be thinking to yourself, what is filled with air? Lots of things I suppose. But which of them are also pink? And have eyes and a giant mouth?

    I can't be the only person whose first thought was "blow up sex doll?"

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    If it makes you old people feel any better, I remember betamax! We had one, and my dad still insists they were in all ways superior to VHS

    Betamax was the superior format. It's just that the bigger studios and porn houses got behind VHS, because the cassettes were cheaper.

    The opposite thing happened last time, with BluRay beating HD-DVD despite being marginally more expensive to press. Sony remembered what happened in the late 70's/early 80's, and campagined like a motherfucker. Sorry Toshiba/Philips!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Haha, the remote control shark is awesome!

    Also Moriveth posted as me earlier. :P

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Betamax was still used comerically for years until tv station went fully digital.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    If it makes you old people feel any better, I remember betamax! We had one, and my dad still insists they were in all ways superior to VHS

    Betamax was the superior format. It's just that the bigger studios and porn houses got behind VHS, because the cassettes were cheaper.

    The opposite thing happened last time, with BluRay beating HD-DVD despite being marginally more expensive to press. Sony remembered what happened in the late 70's/early 80's, and campagined like a motherfucker. Sorry Toshiba/Philips!

    Didn't Xbox v. Playstation also play into this format war, as well? I seem to recall 360 being HD-DVD, but ps3s being BluRay.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Want one of those sharks so bad, but if I don't get it for Christmas I will so gift it to myself. And call it an early birthday because helloooo January.

    Also, going up to Eugene the weekend after next so Satanee, who you don't know who you are yet, your gift is delayed for sake of collective packaging. The good news is that you should get it shipped close to Christmas.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    BetaMax was our first video player
    We got it after it lost the consumer war
    Every month the Beta section at the video store grew smaller

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