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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tox wrote:
    So I shouldn't tell everybody that Riddlehero is actually [REDACTED]?

    Oooh, a riddle!

    The brackets - [] - indicate the key word of this sentence!

    If you take it apart, the word REDACTED is composed of two words - RED and ACTED.

    First off, RED is a colour, such as yellow or blue or GOLD.

    Now, let's look at the word ACTED - who acts? An ACTOR.

    1986 movie THE GOLDEN CHILD features well-known actor TAU LOGO.

    TAU LOGO is two words. So RED is an obvious double hint!

    RED is the colour of the RED CROSS, a well respected multinational charitable ORGANISATION.

    Another word for ORGANISATION is a... CORPORATION!

    Now! Put our two conclusions together, and what do you get?
    Spoiler:

    Legba on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote:
    We're okay though, Kochi and I have started a tunnel under one of our bunks - just don't tell!

    You fiends! You said you had to take all my spoons to make a sculpture! What else have you been hiding

    Toilet wine. They have a whole bowl full and they aren't sharing with you.

    Yeah well I've been bribing the guards to bring me tea so I think I'm in the stronger position

    Edcrab on
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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
    Spoiler:

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So I don't have pictures up yet, but I did get my gift! Thank you mystery Satan 'Zach', who I'm guessing may or may not be Bucketman. It's awesome, pics soon.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    if you're drinking tea you're never in the stronger position

  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    if you're drinking tea you're never in the stronger position

    Professor Layton.

    I rest my case.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    isn't he
    Spoiler:

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
    Spoiler:

    I knew it.

    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    That is truly some 1960's Batman logic, Legba. I salute you.

  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    Wanna know who I am?
    Spoiler:

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Oh my god.

    I gotta save that one.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    riddlehero wrote: »
    Wanna know who I am?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    ThreeCubed on
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
    Spoiler:

    Who is this dashing and extraordinarily handsome man? I certainly have never not heard of him! I'm certain that if this unknown to me individual were posting under a psedonym it would be because the aliens are aware of his actions and he needs an outlet to spread the truth that can't be traced back to him for his own personal and world safety, no? I'm sure you wouldn't do anything so rash as to expose a hero like him would you?

    Oh crap someone's knocking on my door. Curse you Usagi! Cuuuuuuuuuuuursssssseeee yooooooouuuuuu-

  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    I went down to the mail room and there was a box on top of my mail slot!

    But then I read the label and it was for the person with the mail slot next to me.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Yay while I was out packages arrived.

    I got a sliding measuring cup, a game involving sticks string and some crazy shape called Diabolos, and Harvey Birdman volume 1. Totally gonna be watching that tonight while trying to not strangle and knock myself unconcious with this crazy toy!

    Thank you very much unknown forumer.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the note that came with the toy.

    "You apparently like Diablo. I can't get you Diablo, so you get something that is spelled closely."

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    So I got home from classes, and lo and behold, my gift got here. My satan didn't leave his forum name in the Amazon letter (thanks to the Facebook group, I think I know who it is, but I'll preserve the mystery of Satan Spirit).
    Anyways, I got:
    Persona 4 (YESSSSSSS)
    Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell (Never listened to 'em, but now i have a chance)
    Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson (More books to read woo)

    Seriously man, thanks for the haul! It will be enjoyed.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    I love The Yeah Yeah Yeahs! They're one of my favourite bands! Props to your Satan!

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    I know literally nothing about the book, other than I've heard it's good, so I'm looking forward to cracking it open tonight.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So this morning I managed to stumble out of bed at around noon to a knock knock knocking upon my chamber door. At first I was going to ignore it, but then I look out the window and there's a UPS van parked so my 'Oh Shit' light blinked on and a I flew down the stairs half naked. Only to be handed a package containing the following:
    Spoiler:

    Dinosaurs! Of various sizes and media formats!
    Spoiler:

    So my very generous Satan gifted me Dinosaurs Seasons 1 & 2, an assortment of plastic dinosaurs (who shall go to fight alongside my Transformers on shelf quadrant of something or another), and those little throw-in-water-watch-it-grow pills. Oh hark, nostalgia!

    Thank you mystery Satan who also goes by 'Zachary'. You have made this a very reptilian Christmas indeed!

    NSFW Alternate Ending:
    Spoiler:

    MetroidZoid on
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    All gifts should be displayed in a NSFW manner, no matter how SFW they are.

    Alt response: Dionsaurs! Holy crap that takes me back!

    Nice haul! :D

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Horrary! You got your Dinosaurs! Though I am sad because the grow caps on the site were dinosaur shapes! Either way though, Merry Holidaymis! Also expect something more come January!

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Now they can be food for the dinosaurs!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Hah, your post this morning gave it away Bucketman. Thanks. And more in January? Are we doing Secret Birthdays now too? Hot damn.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    (I am not pressing play on that because it will be in my head)

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Well I usually accompany all my secret santa stuff with delicious things, but I won't be able to get to it until January this time around. Plus I have your address now so I can send gifts whenever I want! mauhahahaha

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I figured out who my Satan was cause I am the goddamn batman.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yay, dinosaurs! :D

    I can still remember my first dinosaur toy...

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I figured out who my Satan was cause I am the goddamn batman.

    Blake, we have some bad news about your parents...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    I thought you were Tony Stark?

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:

    oh the 90's

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User, PAX Zonugal regular
    So I got around to watching Super, the film my secret satan had gifted me.



    It was amazing. Jesus Christ, it was pretty much everything I wish Kick-Ass could have been. It was a really fun movie.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    But Kick-Ass was a super fun movie

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User, PAX Zonugal regular
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    So I got around to watching Super, the film my secret satan had gifted me.



    It was amazing. Jesus Christ, it was pretty much everything I wish Kick-Ass could have been. It was a really fun movie.

    where can you find this?
    Amazon just completes it to Super 8

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User, PAX Zonugal regular
  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User, PAX Zonugal regular
    Neville, if you are into that type of story another film you may want to check out (if you haven't seen it) is Defendor.



    Which was also very good.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I thought you were Tony Stark?

    I'm trying to drink less ok?

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