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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tox wrote:
    So I shouldn't tell everybody that Riddlehero is actually [REDACTED]?

    Oooh, a riddle!

    The brackets - [] - indicate the key word of this sentence!

    If you take it apart, the word REDACTED is composed of two words - RED and ACTED.

    First off, RED is a colour, such as yellow or blue or GOLD.

    Now, let's look at the word ACTED - who acts? An ACTOR.

    1986 movie THE GOLDEN CHILD features well-known actor TAU LOGO.

    TAU LOGO is two words. So RED is an obvious double hint!

    RED is the colour of the RED CROSS, a well respected multinational charitable ORGANISATION.

    Another word for ORGANISATION is a... CORPORATION!

    Now! Put our two conclusions together, and what do you get?
    CorporateLogo!

    Puzzle solved, Tox!

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    Legba on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote:
    We're okay though, Kochi and I have started a tunnel under one of our bunks - just don't tell!

    You fiends! You said you had to take all my spoons to make a sculpture! What else have you been hiding

    Toilet wine. They have a whole bowl full and they aren't sharing with you.

    Yeah well I've been bribing the guards to bring me tea so I think I'm in the stronger position

    Edcrab on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So I don't have pictures up yet, but I did get my gift! Thank you mystery Satan 'Zach', who I'm guessing may or may not be Bucketman. It's awesome, pics soon.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    if you're drinking tea you're never in the stronger position

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    if you're drinking tea you're never in the stronger position

    Professor Layton.

    I rest my case.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    isn't he
    a robot

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
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    I knew it.

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That is truly some 1960's Batman logic, Legba. I salute you.

  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    Wanna know who I am?
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Oh my god.

    I gotta save that one.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    riddlehero wrote: »
    Wanna know who I am?
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    Orville Riddlerbacher?

    ThreeCubed on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    More secrets revealed!

    Legba is really
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    Who is this dashing and extraordinarily handsome man? I certainly have never not heard of him! I'm certain that if this unknown to me individual were posting under a psedonym it would be because the aliens are aware of his actions and he needs an outlet to spread the truth that can't be traced back to him for his own personal and world safety, no? I'm sure you wouldn't do anything so rash as to expose a hero like him would you?

    Oh crap someone's knocking on my door. Curse you Usagi! Cuuuuuuuuuuuursssssseeee yooooooouuuuuu-

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I went down to the mail room and there was a box on top of my mail slot!

    But then I read the label and it was for the person with the mail slot next to me.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Yay while I was out packages arrived.

    I got a sliding measuring cup, a game involving sticks string and some crazy shape called Diabolos, and Harvey Birdman volume 1. Totally gonna be watching that tonight while trying to not strangle and knock myself unconcious with this crazy toy!

    Thank you very much unknown forumer.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the note that came with the toy.

    "You apparently like Diablo. I can't get you Diablo, so you get something that is spelled closely."

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    So I got home from classes, and lo and behold, my gift got here. My satan didn't leave his forum name in the Amazon letter (thanks to the Facebook group, I think I know who it is, but I'll preserve the mystery of Satan Spirit).
    Anyways, I got:
    Persona 4 (YESSSSSSS)
    Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell (Never listened to 'em, but now i have a chance)
    Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson (More books to read woo)

    Seriously man, thanks for the haul! It will be enjoyed.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I love The Yeah Yeah Yeahs! They're one of my favourite bands! Props to your Satan!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I know literally nothing about the book, other than I've heard it's good, so I'm looking forward to cracking it open tonight.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So this morning I managed to stumble out of bed at around noon to a knock knock knocking upon my chamber door. At first I was going to ignore it, but then I look out the window and there's a UPS van parked so my 'Oh Shit' light blinked on and a I flew down the stairs half naked. Only to be handed a package containing the following:
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    Dinosaurs! Of various sizes and media formats!
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    So my very generous Satan gifted me Dinosaurs Seasons 1 & 2, an assortment of plastic dinosaurs (who shall go to fight alongside my Transformers on shelf quadrant of something or another), and those little throw-in-water-watch-it-grow pills. Oh hark, nostalgia!

    Thank you mystery Satan who also goes by 'Zachary'. You have made this a very reptilian Christmas indeed!

    NSFW Alternate Ending:
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    MetroidZoid on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    All gifts should be displayed in a NSFW manner, no matter how SFW they are.

    Alt response: Dionsaurs! Holy crap that takes me back!

    Nice haul! :D

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Horrary! You got your Dinosaurs! Though I am sad because the grow caps on the site were dinosaur shapes! Either way though, Merry Holidaymis! Also expect something more come January!

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Now they can be food for the dinosaurs!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Hah, your post this morning gave it away Bucketman. Thanks. And more in January? Are we doing Secret Birthdays now too? Hot damn.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    (I am not pressing play on that because it will be in my head)

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Well I usually accompany all my secret santa stuff with delicious things, but I won't be able to get to it until January this time around. Plus I have your address now so I can send gifts whenever I want! mauhahahaha

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I figured out who my Satan was cause I am the goddamn batman.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yay, dinosaurs! :D

    I can still remember my first dinosaur toy...

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I figured out who my Satan was cause I am the goddamn batman.

    Blake, we have some bad news about your parents...

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I thought you were Tony Stark?

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    So I got around to watching Super, the film my secret satan had gifted me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctcURFb7XE4

    It was amazing. Jesus Christ, it was pretty much everything I wish Kick-Ass could have been. It was a really fun movie.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    But Kick-Ass was a super fun movie

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Nope.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    So I got around to watching Super, the film my secret satan had gifted me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctcURFb7XE4

    It was amazing. Jesus Christ, it was pretty much everything I wish Kick-Ass could have been. It was a really fun movie.

    where can you find this?
    Amazon just completes it to Super 8

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Neville, if you are into that type of story another film you may want to check out (if you haven't seen it) is Defendor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnK6ZR78TC0

    Which was also very good.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I thought you were Tony Stark?

    I'm trying to drink less ok?

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