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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    The primary reason I am chunky is that I was super active all through high school with working out and wrestling and stuff but when I got to college I didn't keep up the activity but I kept the appetite.

    this is

    yes

    except football instead of wrestling

    but i miss hitting people so i think i'm gonna look for rugby or football teams to join

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd love to get back into sports now but my knees are so fucked up at this point I don't know how successful I would be.

    I think I need to get a stationary bike to strengthen my knees up.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    man you don't have to get into sports to hit somebody

    just date a useless waste of space that can't make a decent cup of fucking coffee even if they were sent away to belgium to attend an intensive fucking 3 week coffee making seminar jesus christ


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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I'd love to get back into sports now but my knees are so fucked up at this point I don't know how successful I would be.

    I think I need to get a stationary bike to strengthen my knees up.

    I really want to get back into Fencing but I know my knee will go.

    Because in Fencing it isn't a matter if, but when your knee will blow out.

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    I tell myself to exercise every night and then don't do it.

    I should fix that!

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    I checked the Target in my hometown today since I'm on break.

    There were none. :(

    Also I miss chatting with you on SE++ chat. But I just had to drop out of that facebook group.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck

    I had to drink massive amounts of alcohol to gain weight.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    I am fat because of Skor bars
    where is my class action lawsuit

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    but tam you are beautiful

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    I'm fat and my girlfriend is a little chubby. And damn I like it

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    here is where i post the "dear god i hate myself" music video of some girl puking for 3 minutes while a man eats a candy bar

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    I am starting to get fat because I can't stop burgin

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    The primary reason I am chunky is that I was super active all through high school with working out and wrestling and stuff but when I got to college I didn't keep up the activity but I kept the appetite.

    this is

    yes

    except football instead of wrestling

    but i miss hitting people so i think i'm gonna look for rugby or football teams to join

    Two words:

    Fighting.

    Gym.

    You are encouraged to hit people! In fact, they want you to hit them!

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    I started to run a few weeks ago. My asthma reminded me that it still exists.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    5'11", 155
    I'd like to think most of that is muscle but I could lose some fat for sure. Not as big as I was in Japan, though. My host mom made so much food, and I was always snacking. Hit 170 at one point. Been exercising and eating much less in the last nine months.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    5'11", 155
    I'd like to think most of that is muscle but I could lose some fat for sure. Not as big as I was in Japan, though. My host mom made so much food, and I was always snacking. Hit 170 at one point. Been exercising and eating much less in the last nine months.

    I'm two inches taller than you, and about 200 pounds. I could stand to lose about 22, and by then I'd actually look pretty good. 33 pounds and I'd be pretty cut, with an 8 pack and shit. Taking into account the height difference, I don't reckon you really need to try and lose fat, instead add a few pounds of muscle, maybe?

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    6' 170ish

    Got the beginnings of a gut, not a good thing

    160 is my ideal weight

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    I checked the Target in my hometown today since I'm on break.

    There were none. :(

    Also I miss chatting with you on SE++ chat. But I just had to drop out of that facebook group.

    no worries, dude

    You can always hit me up solo-chat or shoot me a PM (since I'm not home on facebook as much these days)

    when I get my paycheck I'll raid my Target for Tim Tams for you (although they only had two packs the other day, but they were on sale)

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Keith are you doing well

    Because it seems like you are doing well

    And that makes me mad happy for you.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'm doing alright in that I have a job that I like a lot now

    but I'm still super depressed basically any time I'm not there focused on getting stuff done. Any time I'm at home I'm pretty much on the verge of crying for no reason all the time

    so a step towards being better but not quite there yet

    How are you, Baroque?

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    I am 5'10'' and a 130 lbs

    Get off my nuts, bitches

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    5"10 @210 I think and I don't eat unhealthy in fact my wife is management at whole foods and all we eat is great food. I just don't workout. Long desk hours and not enough rl friends with similar day off schedules and I just sit and play skyrim while my bank roll gets swole cuz I ain't got shit to do

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    im mad fat

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    im mad phat

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    5'11", 155
    I'd like to think most of that is muscle but I could lose some fat for sure. Not as big as I was in Japan, though. My host mom made so much food, and I was always snacking. Hit 170 at one point. Been exercising and eating much less in the last nine months.

    I'm two inches taller than you, and about 200 pounds. I could stand to lose about 22, and by then I'd actually look pretty good. 33 pounds and I'd be pretty cut, with an 8 pack and shit. Taking into account the height difference, I don't reckon you really need to try and lose fat, instead add a few pounds of muscle, maybe?

    Dude, I'm 5'9 and about 205. I am overweight, but I'm not like really fat.

    155 and two inches taller than me is thin.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    6"1', 314 lbs.

    I really need to work out some kind of diet.

    Or get more clothes that fit.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    yeah that too

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Xehalus wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck

    I had to drink massive amounts of alcohol to gain weight.

    This is, more or less, my best friend's fiancee. :?

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    DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    10 Months ago I was 350 lbs at 6'5. I am now 264. I am still a monstrous form of undefined flesh.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    part nature part nurture. My parents use to be stones and we had tons of snack cakes in the house when I was a kid, plus 90% of my dads side of the family is overweight. I have lost 22 pounds and I don't LOOK any less, my pants and shirts fit better sure, but I can't tell from looking in the mirror. Also I just hated my body for years

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    DudBolt wrote: »
    10 Months ago I was 350 lbs at 6'5. I am now 264. I am still a monstrous form of undefined flesh.

    Pretty fucking impressive, mad props.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    5'11", 155
    I'd like to think most of that is muscle but I could lose some fat for sure. Not as big as I was in Japan, though. My host mom made so much food, and I was always snacking. Hit 170 at one point. Been exercising and eating much less in the last nine months.

    I'm two inches taller than you, and about 200 pounds. I could stand to lose about 22, and by then I'd actually look pretty good. 33 pounds and I'd be pretty cut, with an 8 pack and shit. Taking into account the height difference, I don't reckon you really need to try and lose fat, instead add a few pounds of muscle, maybe?

    Dude, I'm 5'9 and about 205. I am overweight, but I'm not like really fat.

    155 and two inches taller than me is thin.

    you're very wide

    like a dwarf

    this is sounding less flattering than it did in my head

    basically I'm trying to say you hold your weight well

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    DudBolt wrote: »
    10 Months ago I was 350 lbs at 6'5. I am now 264. I am still a monstrous form of undefined flesh.

    86 pounds in 8 months?

    That is an outstanding effort! I hope you're proud, and feeling pretty good about yourself!

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yeah, that is an amazing success, DudBolt!

    Also someone said something about their own weight the other day that I realise was also my problem: I spent so much time as a teen hating my (perfectly average) body and wearing baggy clothes that I didn't really notice when I actually gained the weight. Bah.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Tonight I worked out for 30 minutes or so while watching Supernatural.

    Tomorrow I am going to, weather permitting, run in the morning.


    This beer belly must go!

    Also I expect to have a lot of Irish Car Bombs tomorrow/tonight so...

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    This evening I ate a whole thin crust pizza to myself and followed it with 2 beers, 2 sodas and half a pint of rum.

    I am a monster!!!!

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    This evening I ate a whole thin crust pizza to myself and followed it with 2 beers, 2 sodas and half a pint of rum.

    I am a monster!!!!

    basically the worst

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    This evening I ate a whole thin crust pizza to myself and followed it with 2 beers, 2 sodas and half a pint of rum.

    I am a monster!!!!

    SO AWFUL.

    PUT ON SOME TIGHTS AND DANCE AROUND RIGHT NOW.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    6', 230lb. I'm really unhappy with how I look, but I'm also really lazy. Just need to stop being dumb and get back on the Insanity program I spent so much money on.

    I have decided these last 11 cigarettes will be it, then I'll restart when they're gone. Breathing is going to be a bitch all over again at the start.

    Oh, just realized Monday will be perfect to start again. That's it! Gonna start keeping up with Fitocracy again too. Maybe this summer I won't feel gross taking off my shirt at the beach.

    godmode on
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