why are you fat SE++

YaYa

so I'm getting a bagel all revved up for breakfast, got the peanut butter on there

then I go to the fridge to get the jelly, and behind the jelly jar I see a can of chocolate frosting

I am currently eating what I have dubbed a Reese's Peanut Butter Bagel

it is

so decadent

that is why I am fat guys

tell us stories about why you are fat

Antimatter

lawyer fucked me

Shorty

I'm not fat

in fact I have a problem with not weighing enough

sucks to be you, fattie

BlankZoe

I eat so much food

but my metabolism is ridiculous

so I stay very skinny

mensch-o-matic

the have cereal with real chocolate centers now

the first thing i thought when i saw the box was 'how is this legal'

YaYa

I am actually at a profoundly average weight

but I feel fat right now

oh god I'm halfway through I don't know if I can finish this

Shorty

Blankzilla wrote: »

I eat so much food

but my metabolism is ridiculous

so I stay very skinny

same here

Janson

I have a parasite

Big Red Tie

i literally never do any exercise

Beasteh

im fat because i like to eat food and havent exercised in 10 years

YaYa

mensch-o-matic wrote:

the have cereal with real chocolate centers now

the first thing i thought when i saw the box was 'how is this legal'

oh my god, what?

your country is fucking weird

on that note Oreo O's was my imported jam for a few weeks there

Munkus Beaver

I think I weight about 130 lbs and am six foot one inch tall.

You fats.

fightinfilipino

i am gorgeous. or so i am told by several prominent forumers.

mensch-o-matic

all the pics iv e taken from the chest up make me look way fatter than i am and i wear lots of oversized clothes from when i was weightier too whoops

Mr Fuzzbutt

There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

Lost Salient

Yesterday I consumed a whole loaf of bread. It was a small round loaf but it was a loaf all the same.

Olivaw

I am about ten pounds heavier than I should be which makes me feel like a big fatty fat fat

But otherwise I am okay

Some exercise will cut that shit right down to size

Janson

Also I like food

dbrock270

i've never been fat my entire life.

suck it!

Buttlord

I weigh like

125 tops

But I'm three feet tall

Beasteh

im not obese but im

well

i have love handles

could do with dropping a few pounds

Beasteh

and by a few i mean like 30

YaYa

Munkus Beaver wrote:

I think I weight about 130 lbs and am six foot one inch tall.

You fats.

oh shit I am the same height and weigh 45 pounds more

and then YaYa was the fattie

Aphostile

I'm not.

Bendery It Like Beckham

I'm so not fat, a drinking game was made up called "Lets find the next smallest person in the room and see if they can pick up Bendery" at Pax 2009.

@Trillian lifted me like a small child, and proceeded to carry me around.

Shorty

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

I think I weight about 130 lbs and am six foot one inch tall.

You fats.

remember that picture of you sitting on one of the beanbag chairs at pax that would up being used in one of the website ads

and everyone made fun of you for being scrawny

do you remember that

Raijin Quickfoot

YaYa wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote:

I think I weight about 130 lbs and am six foot one inch tall.

You fats.

oh shit I am the same height and weigh 45 pounds more

and then YaYa was the fattie

I'm 6'1" and 240 pounds so you both got some work to do.

Munkus Beaver

fightinfilipino wrote: »

i am gorgeous. or so i am told by several prominent forumers.

Nooooooooooooooooooooope.

Fyndir

I was lied to by a tabletop war based game, which informed me that being the biggest was equatable with being the best.

Shorty

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

I'm so not fat, a drinking game was made up called "Lets find the next smallest person in the room and see if they can pick up Bendery" at Pax 2009.

@Trillian lifted me like a small child, and proceeded to carry me around.

this is delightful

she could probably pick me up, too

Bendery It Like Beckham

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

fightinfilipino wrote: »

i am gorgeous. or so i am told by several prominent forumers.

Nooooooooooooooooooooope.

How dare you spread lies about Rob, or as I like to call him, Hunky Filipino

Janson

Obesity looms closer than you think! There's not much difference between overweight and obese

Ledneh

i am fat because i eat too much and don't exercise

six foot, three hundred pounds

dead by 40

Javen

It's difficult to gain weight when you live with someone who would like to maintain their girlish figure.

Shorty

I am down to a buck twenty-five

I need to start lifting again

Bendery It Like Beckham

Javen wrote: »

It's difficult to gain weight when you live with someone who would like to maintain their girlish figure.

I wish I could say mine was a choice.

BlankZoe

I am 6'2 and like 140? 145?

Beasteh

i think im 5'11 and 200 pounds

Mr Fuzzbutt

i am fat because it gets really cold near the north pole and fat is a really good insulator

it's an evolution thing

bowtiedseal

I have a crazy sweet tooth and I love bread and rice and pasta. and lots of other food.

I am a normal weight although people around me insist that I am tiny (I am not tiny)

Janson

Actually my weight has been fairly consistent for the past 9 years, I have to eat a LOT to really gain and exercise and diet very strictly to really lose

Unfortunately that weight is 20 lbs more than I'd like it to be

Fortunately my weight gain during this pregnancy is bang on target for someone who is overweight, it is all baby weight