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It's Naked Time, Doubleplus

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.

    I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.

    Funny, Jess and I always shower afterward. Maybe you're just filthy?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Or just because it feels pretty great to be naked outdoors on a nice day.

    That is what the playground at kindergartens are for, Dru...

    God dammit! I thought that's what buses were for!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.

    I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.

    Funny, Jess and I always shower afterward. Maybe you're just filthy?

    something something doesn't last long enough to break a sweat

    Kwoaru on
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I don't wanna go to a nude beach because I don't like the beach

    Now a nude bar

    This would be interesting

    Hmmmmm

    HMMMMMMMMM

    I'm pretty sure there's a bar in Key West that has 3 stories

    1st floor requires clothing
    2nd floor is clothing optional
    and the 3rd is mandatory nakedness

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    this thread is disgusting

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hold on renting a room at naked bar

    never gonna leave

    gonna go out of this world the way I came in: drunk and nude

    this post brought to you by fetal alcohol syndrome

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    so this chrishallett fella

    what's his deal, is he like, the retarded brother of one of youse?

    mom all "take chris on the internet with you to play but you watch out for your little brother you know he's special he needs a lot of attention"

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.

    I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.

    Funny, Jess and I always shower afterward. Maybe you're just filthy?

    Eh, I generally shower three times a day. More if it's really hot/I did some exercise/hard work.

    "as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible" - do you do that? I get the feeling you're a cuddler, Dru. I think you like to snuggle for a bit after boning...

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.

    I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.

    Funny, Jess and I always shower afterward. Maybe you're just filthy?

    something something doesn't last long enough to break a sweat

    If only this were true - then I could significantly reduce the amount of time I spend around your mother...

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.

    I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.

    Funny, Jess and I always shower afterward. Maybe you're just filthy?

    something something doesn't last long enough to break a sweat

    If only this were true - then I could significantly reduce the amount of time I spend around your mother...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZOmjLrFMs

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    I am rarely fully nude unless there is some sort of event I should be nude for

    That said

    I just chill out in nothing but my boxers ALL THE DAMN TIME


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    freud would have lots of interesting things to say about this thread

    Freud was a hack

    What is it with the sciences and teaching stuff that has been proven pretty convincingly wrong.

    "Here is what this guy though about how people thought. He was wrong.

    Here is what this guy thought about how the planets moved. He was wrong."

    etc.

    Because, while wrong, those works had a huge impact on later works in that area, and without studying the early works you won't fully understand the later ones, and where they came from.

    Like in literature. The Bible is not a great book, but if you're studying literature and don't know anything about it, you're going to miss out on a shitload of allusions in Western writing. This is why high schools assign all those terrible books, not because the teachers think they're fun to read, but because they provide a framework for understanding modern writings.

    Same thing with politics. I hated reading Plato, since i grew up in America where Locke had a huge influence on our independence and formation of government, and The Republic deifies government. But it was still good to learn it, as Plato's work was one of the first pieces of political science literature. Although i still feel it was just as telling of Plato's feelings towards his teacher's death. ("How dare you kill Socrates! You should have made him king!")

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I might be nude right now.

    Though in my defense, I'm about to take a shower.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I might be nude right now.

    Though in my defense, I'm about to take a shower.

    so fucking gross

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I used to be naked a lot more before I had kids.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    kadith

    this is the naked thread, there are rules here

    naked rules that you must follow

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    over my dead naked body

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Being nude doesn't seem like something I would pick up simply because I hate the cold. Gotta have a sweater on.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I used to NEVER have a shirt on, but living in Florida can lead to that since it is so damn hot there all of the time.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    personally I think being almost or partially naked is often much sexier than completely naked

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    I don't like to peel off my couch or chair at home with bare skin. I like the feeling of soft clothes on my body and a little bit of protection against things. B-ball shorts and AE shirts all the time at home.

    Got nothing against nudity and I am all for au natural. Hate how it's taboo.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    no one should be naked ever

    quit being so disgusting

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I sometimes sleep naked. It's pretty nice.

    I seem to primarily do it only when I'm drunk though, huh.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I don't wanna go to a nude beach because I don't like the beach

    Now a nude bar

    This would be interesting

    you'd have to drop your clothes off at the cloakroom

    they'd give you a ticket, tell you not to lose it

    now, you don't want to be holding this stupid ticket all night, but you also want to keep it with you at all times

    what do you do????

    basically i'd hate to be the person behind the counter who has to handle all those tickets

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Always sleep naked. There's no excuse not to.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I only sleep with clothes on if I am in a stranger's home

    I totally hang dong at my best friends' places though

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I like being naked when I'm alone most of the time. Pants are just another tool the MAN uses to keep us down.

    In public though, I wear layers to hide my shameful shameful body

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I have no shame aboit my body, no matter how against common sense this should be

    I take zero care of it other than washing it

    I am daring my body to make it to old age

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    Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    Jumping / dancing around naked has always made my girlfriends laugh. Dangly bits all flying every which way.

    I guess it does look pretty silly.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    1) sexy times
    2) showers
    3) baths
    4) brushing teeth
    5) when roommate isn't home and I wake up
    6) cooking breakfast if it takes less than 10 minutes
    7) vacuuming
    8) packing the morning bowl of shisha
    9) when I get home from work after a long day
    10) when making my girlfriend dinner for a special occasion
    11) when serving my girlfriend dinner for a special occasion
    12) windexing the countertops (sometimes this one is tricky because window is ground level and faces a church)
    13) when smoking shisha by myself
    14) anytime Madmen, Community, or Parks and Recreation is on TV in a prerecorded fashion
    15) during hockey games
    16) when doing my in-apartment workout
    17) when in an xbox Live party that isn't after 4 PM
    18) during the day if I know I'm not leaving my house
    19) when it's really hot outside
    20) when it's only kinda warm but the couch is nice and cold
    21) when it's been a week or so since I trimmed down yonder and I need to tuck the sheets between certain sensitive areas to avoid pricklies from attacking my legs
    22) when I feel like having more than two freezies in a row
    23) when I want the comfort of a breeze underneath my duvet
    24) this one's not totally naked but sometimes when I feel like deciding what dress shirt to wear but don't want to put on any other clothes if I'm just taking the shirt off right away
    25) when i just want to be free

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    oh also when pooping

    fun fact I was accidentally naked when typing that post

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    vomiting all over your naked bodies

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    tact your day isn't spent nude enough

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i like being naked

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yes but you need to be naked more

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    im gonna be lookin at ya newd

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    own apt = pretty grand
    24/7 naked all up ins

    (except not really, i'm like @Straightzi and @Antimatter -- usually underwears always)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    neville you lameo

    be nude

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    freud would have lots of interesting things to say about this thread

    Freud was a hack

    What is it with the sciences and teaching stuff that has been proven pretty convincingly wrong.

    "Here is what this guy though about how people thought. He was wrong.

    Here is what this guy thought about how the planets moved. He was wrong."

    etc.

    if you dont understand what these people said and why it was wrong you cant find out why what we know now is right?

    its like teaching you the long way to solve a math problem and then showing you the short cut somebody figured out 50 years later

    I think

    Except a lot of people never get to the "this guy was dumb"part and seem to think Freud was some genius


    well a lot of people don't understand geometry either

    CAN a right angle ever go left?

    No, but it can go wrong.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Sleeping naked- cool

    Hanging around my own apartment naked, nah

    I like the feel of clothes, plus my chair wouldn't be too comfy naked. Also, if I have a sudden heart attack or brain problem and die, I don't want to be found naked.

    Weaver on
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