normally when you hire an escort, you pay for the hour, but the second you pop, you're done
asp helps you get yo money's worth
Seriously, did not know this. But now I'll never forget it.
Also sign me up on the side of socks-when-only-neccessary. If your feet are cold in bed that means you need to casually albeit cruelly warm them up against an unexpecting guy or gal next to you. Also expect the return sometime later, because that's fair game.
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Also sign me up on the side of socks-when-only-neccessary. If your feet are cold in bed that means you need to casually albeit cruelly warm them up against an unexpecting guy or gal next to you. Also expect the return sometime later, because that's fair game.
This is the worst thing. I will legitimately harm a fool that tries this, no lie.
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I am amazed there are so many people here who are totally comfortable being totally naked. It's mystifying and, weirdly enough, kinda admirable.
whenever I stay in like, a big fancy hotel I open the curtains and walk around naked cause I am on like the 20th story and if you can see me you deserve to and while you're at it figure out my room number and give me a ring
I dunno. Naked on the beach seems like a recipe for sand in uncomfortable places. This is coming from a having sex on the beach perspective though. I suppose just sitting is less likely to cause, ah, irritation.
I dunno. Naked on the beach seems like a recipe for sand in uncomfortable places. This is coming from a having sex on the beach perspective though. I suppose just sitting is less likely to cause, ah, irritation.
it's really not that big of an issue
and honestly sexing on the beach isn't so difficult if you bring a large towel to lie on
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for my birthday
;3
I am not getting naked (that is your present).
it does
the actual term is msog aka multiple shots on goal
I just typed the wrong thing and was too lazy to fix it
all anyone needs to know is here
http://dating.com/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations.php
though some ladies make up their own codes
Seriously, did not know this. But now I'll never forget it.
Also sign me up on the side of socks-when-only-neccessary. If your feet are cold in bed that means you need to casually albeit cruelly warm them up against an unexpecting guy or gal next to you. Also expect the return sometime later, because that's fair game.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
you gotta send pics for it to count!
girlfriend experience with access to all 3 holes
I picture it as paying for begging for the butt
Come on baby, I went to that thing with your step father last week, you owe me!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
nuh uh
its my damn birthday
do it
This is the worst thing. I will legitimately harm a fool that tries this, no lie.
By which I mean, totally fine with it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Ahahaha
I find it is just too hot in California to be bothered about being naked
it's the quietest and least crowded beach, plus you get to be naked, and nobody brings their annoying children
NO GLASS ON THE BEACH
no one rides for free, man
it's really not that big of an issue
and honestly sexing on the beach isn't so difficult if you bring a large towel to lie on