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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Berk wrote: »
    i finally got back into online gaming I forgot how hilarious it can be. Playing battlefield three i accidentally team killed my squad leader when he walked into my line of fire. He got so FURIOUS. These games are so testerone laden and homophobic so I discarded any pretense of playing the game properly and said i shot him because i was so attracted to his physique and that i was in love with him.

    where ever he would go on the map i would follow and watch him, slowly slide into his line of sight and stare at him.


    all in all a good time was had, by me at least.

    berk

    expand on this

    add another 800 words

    i will publish it

    your name

    will live forever

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Your Pokemon opinions are as dumb and ugly as your farts

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  • seriously though does anyone have a good image capturing program

    if I'm gonna commit to this I'm gonna need the tools

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    the best pokemon game is B/W

    that's it

    the end

    suck a dry ass fart if you disagree because you're wrong

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  • oh shit pawnstars: the game

    this is what I'm talking about

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    the art in avengers alliance is better than the art in the hunger games adventures

    okay key problems in the facebook project:

    a) I need a program that captures screenshots and puts them in a folder so I can just keep hitting the screenshot button instead of alt tabbing to irfanfiew every three seconds to save images

    b) I have no idea what to talk about with these
    Get irfanview, geebs

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    oh shit pawnstars: the game

    this is what I'm talking about

    it's pretty much a harvest moon analog

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • hullis I'm not sure that you read my post

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  • PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh shit pawnstars: the game

    this is what I'm talking about

    it's pretty much a harvest moon analog

    well of course it is

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Options >Capture

    You can set a keybind to cap while it's minimized and a destination folder

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    do you get to date the lady who pawns off her son's ps3 for crack money by offering her more for it

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  • Hullis wrote: »
    Options >Capture

    You can set a keybind to cap while it's minimized and a destination folder

    I just found this option! wouldn't have looked if you hadn't said anything though

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    yes this is ben franklin's underwear

    i'll give you ten dollars for it

    twenty if you push it

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Options >Capture

    You can set a keybind to cap while it's minimized and a destination folder

    I just found this option! wouldn't have looked if you hadn't said anything though

    It is kind of hidden, yeah

    Glad you found it though

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    here's the true facts about Pokemon

    The first game was the worst one

    3 was fine

    4 and 5 were both great

    2 was best

    So, you can see how you're all wrong in your own special way

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i guess in order to capture my mass effect trilogy playthrough i need to buy shit

    fuck

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Are you going to do everything orik

    All sidequests in all games

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    yes this is ben franklin's underwear

    i'll give you ten dollars for it

    twenty if you push it

    this drives me crazy I've seen episodes where a guy brings in a mint Atari and they're like " oh cool here's 50 dollars" and I'm like EBAY YOU CRETIN EBAY!

    A videogame based on this would be intense though.

    Basically Mass Effect's conversation system maybe add some quests where you go to to a location and seeing interesting items. Equipment would be things that affect how targets see you.Like a nice suit will cause an old lady to be more trusting but a leather jacket and jeans will make the sell harder.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    yeah i meant online shoot a guy games where people use fag as punctuation

    i don't understand why people do this

    why do they do this

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i guess in order to capture my mass effect trilogy playthrough i need to buy shit

    fuck

    hey i was gonna do this minus the capturing it part

    also probably not going to write about it

    has anybody written about red dead redemption yet because i'd maybe do a piece about RDR and westerns once i replay it

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  • well, let's see if I can't get this to work

    here is a link to the facebook account I'm going to use for this er...project

    if you guys want to assist with shit like this, go ahead and friend it, but be aware that if you do, you're probably going to get invites to all manner of nonsense and whatever nonsense facebook apps get up to

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Are you going to do everything orik

    All sidequests in all games
    no, only stuff i'm interested in

    but i'm buying all the dlc

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    except for pinnacle station

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    except for pinnacle station

    Good decision.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I bought pinnacle station for my trilogy playthrough

    Yeah you're not missing anything

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    pinnacle station was really really bad

    but in retrospect, shit, I guess they were trying stuff out for ME3 multiplayer?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I think they were just trying to remind people about mass effect before 2 came out

    That thing came out in 2009

    so super weird

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    And the ending to Pinnacle Station somehow manages to be stupid even though there isn't really a story beyond 'Try out our holodeck' and 'grr that Turian on the station who is a record holder'.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hey shut up about mass effect

    is anyone writing about rdr

    i kinda wanna do this thing

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    i'm totally fine with skipping pinnacle station

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    But you get an apartment afterwards!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hey shut up about mass effect

    is anyone writing about rdr

    i kinda wanna do this thing

    then do it already jeez who cares if someone else is doing it jeez

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    I think they were just trying to remind people about mass effect before 2 came out

    That thing came out in 2009

    so super weird

    that was actually when I played mass effect for the first time, so it was kind of "oh hey and there's DLC...and this sucks"

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    But you get an apartment afterwards!

    The only place in the galaxy where you can refill your grenades.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Bring down the sky was pretty ace though

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hey shut up about mass effect

    is anyone writing about rdr

    i kinda wanna do this thing

    then fucking do it or get off the pot.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    know what? too late, now i'm fucking writing a thing about Red Dead Redemption.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hey shut up about mass effect

    is anyone writing about rdr

    i kinda wanna do this thing

    then fucking do it or get off the pot.

    ok jeeze

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Bring down the sky was pretty ace though

    bring down the sky looked pretty good, i think i might make another shepard after ME3 and do that

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Bring down the sky was pretty ace though

    did it a bunch of times just to get colossus armor for peeps

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