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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    wrexgarrus was the shooter on the grassy knoll

    "SCOPED AND DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    bugboy no

    now that'll be a thing

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Legion stopped Y2K.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they need to do vorcha if only for their chatter

    all BANSHEE and HACK TERMINAL and GYAAAHHHH GIVE COVERING FIRE

    I really appreciate snarly lunatic characters who really clearly enjoy being snarly lunatics.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bugboy no

    now that'll be a thing

    to be, or not to be

    that is the question

    whether tis nobler to suffer in the mind to suffer the guns and biotics of outrageous Fortune

    or to take arms against a sea of reapers

    and by opposing, end them

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Genghis Khan was actually Okeer

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    kai leng shot archduke ferdinand in a cerberus time travel experiment

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    for real though

    at some point in earth's history some salarians came and abducted people

    for experiments

    you know it happened


    I wish one

    would abduct me

    8->

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Seriously wrote: »
    for real though

    at some point in earth's history some salarians came and abducted people

    for experiments

    you know it happened

    and 5 generations later, Padok Wiks was spawned

    Joolander on
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    for real though

    at some point in earth's history some salarians came and abducted people

    for experiments

    you know it happened


    I wish one

    would abduct me

    8->

    I dunno, those Yahg are all nekkid and in little boxes, plus I got a feeling STG experiment subjects get a short drop into the ol' incinerator after "testing"

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they need to do vorcha if only for their chatter

    all BANSHEE and HACK TERMINAL and GYAAAHHHH GIVE COVERING FIRE

    I really appreciate snarly lunatic characters who really clearly enjoy being snarly lunatics.

    I know the vorcha voice actors just have so much fun with it

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    was just sitting cloaked in the hack zone

    got pulled into an instant kill by an invisible banshee

    if it weren't for the glowing omnitool nobody would have noticed

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    hahahaha that round was a real mess and the pubbies still on their feet had to do a lot of running around before they won the hack zone back

    the timer ran out with the hack bar full and it counted as a failure

    narrator announcer guy couldn't wait one more second for his weekly anime torrent, he threw a fit and called off the mission

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Now that Grth and Batarians are out of the way

    When can I be a vorcha?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they need to do vorcha if only for their chatter

    all BANSHEE and HACK TERMINAL and GYAAAHHHH GIVE COVERING FIRE

    I really appreciate snarly lunatic characters who really clearly enjoy being snarly lunatics.

    I know the vorcha voice actors just have so much fun with it

    Mark Meer is all the vorcha

    at least in 2

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    for real though

    at some point in earth's history some salarians came and abducted people

    for experiments

    you know it happened


    I wish one

    would abduct me

    8->

    I always assumed that was implied by their character designs
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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    yeah they straight up say in the art books that salarians are their take on greys

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    hahahaha that round was a real mess and the pubbies still on their feet had to do a lot of running around before they won the hack zone back

    the timer ran out with the hack bar full and it counted as a failure

    narrator announcer guy couldn't wait one more second for his weekly anime torrent, he threw a fit and called off the mission

    Look he has to follow the rules like everybody else, and if he cuts you some slack then everybody will just get lazy

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they need to do vorcha if only for their chatter

    all BANSHEE and HACK TERMINAL and GYAAAHHHH GIVE COVERING FIRE

    I really appreciate snarly lunatic characters who really clearly enjoy being snarly lunatics.

    I know the vorcha voice actors just have so much fun with it

    Mark Meer is all the vorcha

    at least in 2

    wish there was a Vorcha Mode unlocked for male shepards after beating the game

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they need to do vorcha if only for their chatter

    all BANSHEE and HACK TERMINAL and GYAAAHHHH GIVE COVERING FIRE

    I really appreciate snarly lunatic characters who really clearly enjoy being snarly lunatics.

    I know the vorcha voice actors just have so much fun with it

    Mark Meer is all the vorcha

    at least in 2

    wish there was a Vorcha Mode unlocked for male shepards after beating the game

    Turns out when Tali told Shep that he sounds like a vorcha it wasn't an in-joke.

    it was drunk sexy talk.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Enforcement Gauntlets Edit

    Common in the Terminus Systems, enforcement gauntlets are armored gloves powered by the wearer’s hardsuit. Each contains a small repulsive kinetic barrier generator which focuses its power by greatly reducing the barrier’s coverage area.

    The mass effect barrier generated by an enforcement gauntlet can be used as a shield, much like on any armored hardsuit. It cannot provide full-body protection, but its stopping power is greatly magnified. It is more commonly used offensively. Raising the barrier while throwing a punch extends the user’s reach, as the barrier floats several inches away from the fist. The repulsive effect of the gauntlet’s barrier sends all but the most massive opponents flying back.

    Defense design studios in the Batarian Hegemony created enforcement gauntlets for police forces. They have proven useful in peacefully dispersing crowds of terrorists, criminal trespassers, and counter-hegemonist subversives in areas where the use of firearms risks injury to hard-working loyal citizens nearby.

    Gauntlets exported to the Terminus are optimized for purely offensive use and have become popular with organized crime enforcers, pirate boarding parties, slaver gangs, and gladiatorial combatants.

    so that's why

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    a phantom tried to melee my batarian soldier, my armor dropped her barrier and then I punched her into goo

    so yeah batarians are great

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    mRahmanimRahmani DetroitRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dux wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    huh

    got lost browsing the ME wiki
    apparently there were a series of shadow broker dossiers that got cut

    that implied samara destroyed the spanish armada in 1588

    Also that Shakespeare had written about her.

    Yeah, it's not surprising a bunch of that stuff got cut.

    hark, yon temptress of indigo doth be cloaked in garb most absurd

    This is excellent.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Dracula was an Ardat Yakshi?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    They have proven useful in peacefully dispersing crowds of terrorists, criminal trespassers, and counter-hegemonist subversives in areas where the use of firearms risks injury to hard-working loyal citizens nearby.

    lol I suspect the batarian hegemony uses a different meaning of the word "peacefully"

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    piecefully

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    The craziest thing happened earlier...I got into a match with 3 pubs, and it was the most organized round I've ever been in. We went on to farm my first ever geth white gold immediately after. AND I added a couple folks to my friends list :)

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    The Batarian Hegemony redefined the word "peace" years ago, god, you humans are so behind the times

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    also, all racist

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    God dammit

    Two Spectre packs and both with Asari Adepts, which I've already maxed customization options on.

    Fucking bullshit

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    finally my mom and i have something to bond over

    mutual hatred of miranda lawson

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    heh, getting mad over two redundant cards

    if I had anything for every time I got a redundant krogan sentinel I would have a lot of that thing

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    If you have all the colour options, new cards should start taking stuff away

    Every pack is a gamble

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Miranda is amazing

    Shut your dirty mouth

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    We need one more for silver.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I am excited to see Mom Racer finally meet a batarian

    and leave him to die

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    If you have all the colour options, new cards should start taking stuff away

    yeah, like articles of clothing

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    I am listening to the ME3 soundtrack while I work tonight. Once I get to "I Was Lost Without You" I start to get emotions

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Miranda is amazing

    Shut your dirty mouth

    Dichotomy stop hacking dubh's account

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    If you have all the colour options, new cards should start taking stuff away

    yeah, like articles of clothing

    Naked Krogan

    the most dangerous krogan

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