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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I am an innocent!

    Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.

    Story B: you're a perv.

    Story C: Mim was so ashy she was beginning to look like the African tribe from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls that proceed to beat up Jim Carry and called him Oquizi Ohcha, so she put on baby oil to return to her lovely caramel (or is it mocha?) complexion.

    upside inside out
    livin la vida loca
    skin's the color mocha

    (I don't really know how that song goes all that well)

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I like Story B best. It has a happy ending.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i think it might be one of the best episodes of television i've ever seen

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    i think it might be one of the best episodes of television i've ever seen
    even better than the episode of frasier where someone has to hide in a closet to avoid an awkward situation?

    my god

    Elendil on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i think it might be one of the best episodes of television i've ever seen
    even better than the episode of frasier where someone has to hide in a closet to avoid an awkward situation?

    my god

    I thought it was always the bathroom by the front door of Fraiser's apartment.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i think it might be one of the best episodes of television i've ever seen
    even better than the episode of frasier where someone has to hide in a closet to avoid an awkward situation?

    my god

    I thought it was always the bathroom by the front door of Fraiser's apartment.
    that was every episode of frasier

    i'm talking about the one with the closet

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I am an innocent!

    Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.

    Story B: you're a perv.

    Story C: Mim was so ashy she was beginning to look like the African tribe from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls that proceed to beat up Jim Carry and called him Oquizi Ohcha, so she put on baby oil to return to her lovely caramel (or is it mocha?) complexion.

    upside inside out
    livin la vida loca
    skin's the color mocha

    (I don't really know how that song goes all that well)

    You just..jumped from place to place there.

    You insult me as a Ricky Martin fan

    (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

    I don't know. Maybe you're just moist. Is Venezuela humid all the time?

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

    I don't know. Maybe you're just moist. Is Venezuela humid all the time?

    ...No.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I am an innocent!

    Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.

    Story B: you're a perv.

    Story C: Mim was so ashy she was beginning to look like the African tribe from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls that proceed to beat up Jim Carry and called him Oquizi Ohcha, so she put on baby oil to return to her lovely caramel (or is it mocha?) complexion.

    upside inside out
    livin la vida loca
    skin's the color mocha

    (I don't really know how that song goes all that well)

    You just..jumped from place to place there.

    You insult me as a Ricky Martin fan

    (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)

    did

    did you just tip me over

    because I'm not sure that's even possible given that my chair is tucked under a table

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Elendil come out for marvel day

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Fall of the Samurai is really great, if you already like the Total War gameplay

    also I started playing the MGS HD collection last night, since I never got to play Peace Walker before

    it's pretty great

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

    I don't know. Maybe you're just moist.

    sorry that's my fault, i'll stop talking to her

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

    I don't know. Maybe you're just moist. Is Venezuela humid all the time?

    ...No.

    Then I guess you're just freakishly moist? I don't know! I'm not there to scratch you into ash land.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I don't sweat a lot either. I've never drenched my clothes in sweat.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Damnit the iPad needs a more in depth management game.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not black enough to get ashy :( I'm missing a whole cultural experience :(

    I've seen a photo of you. Yes you are.

    and no you are not. It's so uncomfortable.

    If I am how come I don't get ashy.

    I don't know. Maybe you're just moist. Is Venezuela humid all the time?

    ...No.

    Then I guess you're just freakishly moist? I don't know! I'm not there to scratch you into ash land.

    I'm not! that would be weird.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I am ashy all the time but that's just cause i dry out like a prune

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    for some reason I feel really bleh right now

    glum, lethargic, etc

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Wait, what is dis Sarksus...

    hex based total war for my iphone?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I'm whiter and purer than a dove in a blizzard

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I've never even had sweat on the armpit area of my clothes.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm whiter and purer than a dove in a blizzard

    it's true

    every time something enters his butt he is reborn, more virginal than ever before

    he's like... a penix

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I wouldn't call myself "ashy"

    probably more akin to "bleached bone"

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    meanwhile, T.J. Eckleberg looks on mim through the window

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I've never even had sweat on the armpit area of my clothes.

    >_>

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't know what ashy means. I assume it means you tend to bury thriving Roman cities.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know what ashy means. I assume it means you tend to bury thriving Roman cities.

    you are the whitest

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, what is dis Sarksus...

    hex based total war for my iphone?

    I don't know how the game is compared to Total War but yeah, it looks like a hex based game with some building management and sweet unit animation. Comes out tonight.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I've never even had sweat on the armpit area of my clothes.

    >_>

    It's true! I'm the least sweaty person in the world.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know what ashy means. I assume it means you tend to bury thriving Roman cities.

    you are the whitest

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, what is dis Sarksus...

    hex based total war for my iphone?

    I don't know how the game is compared to Total War but yeah, it looks like a hex based game with some building management and sweet unit animation. Comes out tonight.

    I am intrigued!

    The price point is a tad high for an iPhone game but the production quality seems solid.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
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    Ashy Larry.

    Mim on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know what ashy means. I assume it means you tend to bury thriving Roman cities.

    I like to preserve the bodies for...no reason

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know what ashy means. I assume it means you tend to bury thriving Roman cities.

    I like to preserve the bodies for...no reason

    You want a mummy harem!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    So ashy means you attract chalk dust from nearby construction sites?

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