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alien 3: a pretty interesting movie, even if bad

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Predator 2 is an amazing film stuck in the most horrible setting.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    I don't care for 2 that much but robocop 1 is one of my favorite movies along with terminator 2

    basically cyborg movies own

    robocop 2 also had a hodgepodge of scripts that just got slapped together to cash in on robocop

    robocop on the other hand is an amazing satire of the 80s

    robocop 2 rules just as much and is a great satire of what the 90s would become

    ehhhhh

    robocop 2 is fun but not nearly as good of a movie as robocop

    which manages to be an incredibly smart movie disguised as an incredibly dumb one

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    TheMisanthropeTheMisanthrope That's Mr. Misanthrope to you Registered User regular
    My argument is that I would call Hollow Man, Showgirls and Basic Instinct of a lesser, trashier, rapier, ilk than Robocop, Total Recall, and Starship Troopers. Though, it's a lot harder to actually call Total Recall good when you listen to the Commentary. Oh, god, the commentary. We'll just ignore that for now.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I remember I found Striptease on a VHS as a teen.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    blade has the best use of CGI

    wesley snipes wouldn't open his eyes

    so they had to CGI in him blinking from another shot

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    ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Oh crap, this thread is going to force me to go watch Alien 3 again....thanks a lot guys.... THANKS A LOT! D:<

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    TheMisanthropeTheMisanthrope That's Mr. Misanthrope to you Registered User regular
    Striptease, the movie that people confuse as Showgirls.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    striptease always bummed me out because I forgot demi moore does not have a sexy voice at all before watching it

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    You know what sequel is way different than the original? Gremlins 2. When I was a kid I saw 2 and thought it was amazing and then saw the first one and was like "eh". I'll have to watch them again and see what I think of them now.

    Apparently the studio approached Joe Dante, who directed the first one, and said "hey can you come back and do a sequel?" and he was like "no" and they were like "please?" and he was like "well, okay, but only if you let me do whatever I want."

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Gremlins 2 was friggin' loony tunes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHhLIx6Ib4

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Alien Cubed gave me nightmares as a kid, but the end theme of Aliens used to haunt me for most of my childhood -- it was, of course, my sister's favorite movie.

    good scifi of the last decade-ish: Moon, Primer, District 9, Attack the Block, Electric Dragon 80000v, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Children of Men, The Host, The Fountain, 28 Days Later, Timecrimes, Inception
    of course, there's the full-on rocket jockey swashbuckly or action scifi of Pitch Black, Night Watch, Returner, District B-13, Iron Man, Tron: Legacy, Star Trek. the weirdlings and comedy: Interstella 5555, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Space Cowboys (silly name, but i remember enjoying it when i saw it in the theater.) these are more based on spectacle than mindfuckery or contemplation; the list above the spoiler is movies that i feel have an underlying question or statement about humanity that drives or even derails the plot, whereas the spectacle of the latter two lists is what moves us through the story. haven't really parsed this, just wanted to recommend some scifi i've liked or respected.

    i haven't seen Wall-E, Sleep Dealer, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, The Road, Redline, Donnie Darko, Sunshine, Paprika, Book of Eli, or Pan's Labyrinth, so if they should be included, whoops! i'll get to them, eventually.
    you want a mindbending double feature, watch Primer, then Electric Dragon 80000v. or maybe it was the other way 'round...

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I wanna say Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2 but those movies are so old I don't even remember them.

    Except for Johnny #5 with a mowhawk.

    Also Cube was awesome.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    pooka wrote: »
    Alien Cubed gave me nightmares as a kid, but the end theme of Aliens used to haunt me for most of my childhood -- it was, of course, my sister's favorite movie.

    good scifi of the last decade-ish: Moon, Primer, District 9, Attack the Block, Electric Dragon 80000v, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Children of Men, The Host, The Fountain, 28 Days Later, Timecrimes, Inception
    of course, there's the full-on rocket jockey swashbuckly or action scifi of Pitch Black, Night Watch, Returner, District B-13, Iron Man, Tron: Legacy, Star Trek. the weirdlings and comedy: Interstella 5555, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Space Cowboys (silly name, but i remember enjoying it when i saw it in the theater.) these are more based on spectacle than mindfuckery or contemplation; the list above the spoiler is movies that i feel have an underlying question or statement about humanity that drives or even derails the plot, whereas the spectacle of the latter two lists is what moves us through the story. haven't really parsed this, just wanted to recommend some scifi i've liked or respected.

    i haven't seen Wall-E, Sleep Dealer, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, The Road, Redline, Donnie Darko, Sunshine, Paprika, Book of Eli, or Pan's Labyrinth, so if they should be included, whoops! i'll get to them, eventually.
    you want a mindbending double feature, watch Primer, then Electric Dragon 80000v.

    pooka ya make good posts

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Gremlins 2 was friggin' loony tunes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHhLIx6Ib4

    it literally was

    joe dante wanted to make a looney toons movie and WB told him to pound salt you get gremlins 2 joe

    so joe dante said fine y'all can suck my king sized nuts and went ahead and made an incredible, insane movie with some of the best puppet work and practicals in AGES

    he literally made a looney toons cartoon but with the gremlin puppets

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what sequel is way different than the original? Gremlins 2. When I was a kid I saw 2 and thought it was amazing and then saw the first one and was like "eh". I'll have to watch them again and see what I think of them now.

    Apparently the studio approached Joe Dante, who directed the first one, and said "hey can you come back and do a sequel?" and he was like "no" and they were like "please?" and he was like "well, okay, but only if you let me do whatever I want."

    I've never heard of anyone preferring 2 to the original.

    Not that 2 is bad but tonally they might as well not be related to each other.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what sequel is way different than the original? Gremlins 2. When I was a kid I saw 2 and thought it was amazing and then saw the first one and was like "eh". I'll have to watch them again and see what I think of them now.

    Apparently the studio approached Joe Dante, who directed the first one, and said "hey can you come back and do a sequel?" and he was like "no" and they were like "please?" and he was like "well, okay, but only if you let me do whatever I want."

    I've never heard of anyone preferring 2 to the original.

    Not that 2 is bad but tonally they might as well not be related to each other.

    Man.

    That "Civilization" speech. I love it so much.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    Alien Cubed gave me nightmares as a kid, but the end theme of Aliens used to haunt me for most of my childhood -- it was, of course, my sister's favorite movie.

    good scifi of the last decade-ish: Moon, Primer, District 9, Attack the Block, Electric Dragon 80000v, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Children of Men, The Host, The Fountain, 28 Days Later, Timecrimes, Inception
    of course, there's the full-on rocket jockey swashbuckly or action scifi of Pitch Black, Night Watch, Returner, District B-13, Iron Man, Tron: Legacy, Star Trek. the weirdlings and comedy: Interstella 5555, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Space Cowboys (silly name, but i remember enjoying it when i saw it in the theater.) these are more based on spectacle than mindfuckery or contemplation; the list above the spoiler is movies that i feel have an underlying question or statement about humanity that drives or even derails the plot, whereas the spectacle of the latter two lists is what moves us through the story. haven't really parsed this, just wanted to recommend some scifi i've liked or respected.

    i haven't seen Wall-E, Sleep Dealer, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, The Road, Redline, Donnie Darko, Sunshine, Paprika, Book of Eli, or Pan's Labyrinth, so if they should be included, whoops! i'll get to them, eventually.
    you want a mindbending double feature, watch Primer, then Electric Dragon 80000v.

    pooka ya make good posts

    daps.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I really have no coherent idea what actually happens in any of the Alien movies because when I saw any of them I was too young and probably didn't even watch them the whole way through. I don't even know which ones I've seen parts of for sure.

    I guess maybe I should watch them?

    End on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

    i don't know, it's not as good as space jam. and space jam had no right to be good at all.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    speaking of things that own i am watching some old-ass sentai from the late 70s/early 80s and it's exactly the right amount of cheesy humor and low budget effects and kickin' rad fight scenes

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    I really have no coherent idea what actually happens in any of the Alien movies because when I saw any of them I was too young and probably didn't even watch them the whole way through. I don't even know which ones I've seen parts of for sure.

    I guess maybe I should watch them?

    Alien and Aliens, definitely.

    The others, it's a personal judgement call.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

    i don't know, it's not as good as space jam. and space jam had no right to be good at all.

    that's a good point

    also turns out event horizon is probably responsible for like 70% of the deep-seated fears i have

    cool

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i've seen event horizon and don't remember it at all.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

    i don't know, it's not as good as space jam. and space jam had no right to be good at all.

    space jam had michael jordan in it though

    you can't mess with michael jordan

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    holy shit a guy just got his hand cut off

    this is a fuckin children's show and one of the hero's just chopped a dude's hand off

    what the hell

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    ugh 28 days later was okay until the second part when it was trying to bludgeon the not very interesting social commentary into your skull as hard as possible

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i've seen event horizon and don't remember it at all.

    I remember bits and pieces.

    But I barely remember the plot.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Alien and Aliens, definitely.

    The others, it's a personal judgement call.

    Well, I added Alien, Aliens and Alien^3 to my netflix queue

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I remember it being sweet as though.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

    i don't know, it's not as good as space jam. and space jam had no right to be good at all.

    space jam had michael jordan in it though

    you can't mess with michael jordan

    I love the scene where they nab him out of the real world.

    I don't know why but I do.

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Jars wrote: »
    ugh 28 days later was okay until the second part when it was trying to bludgeon the not very interesting social commentary into your skull as hard as possible

    yeah, that was heavyhanded, but it was nice before all that, and some of the after.
    edit: what a useless statement, off to bed soon.

    the movie did best when it wasn't blatantly espousing commentary, ie, the activists freeing the animals, the message of hope reveal; showing the empty cities, the loneliness but also beauty of such desolation was new to me in what was, ostensibly, a horror movie. watching these characters come together and deal with horrible shit, with only those elements, would have made it a stronger movie, i think. i haven't seen it in a long time, though, so i could be way off mark; plus, i am a wussy wuss, and have not seen all that many horror movies.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i've seen event horizon and don't remember it at all.

    theres a lot of disturbing stuff in it

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Melding wrote: »
    i've seen event horizon and don't remember it at all.

    theres a lot of disturbing stuff in it

    Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I've only seem twenty eight weeks later.

    It was, really, really bad.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    true story joe dante eventually got to direct a looney toons movie

    he was behind Back In Action, starring brendan frasier

    it rules

    I actually watched it like 4 weeks ago, it wasn't that good.

    Like as a kids movie, sure i guess. but enjoying it was an adult that is basically a child, eh, it had some moments.

    it's better than it has any right to be, i thought

    i don't know, it's not as good as space jam. and space jam had no right to be good at all.

    space jam had michael jordan in it though

    you can't mess with michael jordan

    I love the scene where they nab him out of the real world.

    I don't know why but I do.

    you love it because it's just the goofiest damn thing known to man

    also larry's not white. larry is clear

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    fortunately dawn of the dead came out not much longer after

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