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Mr. Rogers' Neighbor[chat]

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    haha sawyer has the wettest, nastiest poops

    poopsplosion

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    the book has two weird sex parts. you are now past both of them. i just kind of put them out of my mind.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    haha sawyer has the wettest, nastiest poops

    poopsplosion
    yeah; infant poop is pretty spectacular stuff.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    he is just chillin and then suddenly

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Kinect+Wiimote
    Tav wrote: »
    this album is a day 1 purchase for the art alone

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    Is that another Herman Cain ad.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I'm so in love with Daniel Suarez. I am only mad that I'm halfway through FreedomTM and it will be too short.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    we are trying brats and hot dogs from the butcher yessssss

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    he is just chillin and then suddenly

    This is why it's better to know someone with a kid then to have one.

    You can be all "Aww, you're adorable! Let's play a game!"

    *poop*

    "HEY YOUR BABY JUST POOPED I THINK YOU SHOULD CLEAN IT."

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I mean, him/her.

    I am bad with infant pronouns.

    (And infant related words. I may have accidentally called my friend's baby a puppy and then a kitty before I remembered the word for a human infant.)

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    my mom acquired dog

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmsunDs3jE
    I bet she did, I bet she did. :winky:

    This deserves everyone to watch.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    i would like to get a platypus from her i think
    And your wife is okay with that?
    what does it have to do with her?
    You're getting a platypus from another woman?

    I mean, that's even kinkier than a wallaby.

    Thanatos on
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    haha sawyer has the wettest, nastiest poops

    poopsplosion

    I don't know anything about kids, but somehow, I have heard that their first poops are oily and gross. Or something.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    what. is. this. girl.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    wat u mean otlc

    you liek bosoms?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    haha sawyer has the wettest, nastiest poops

    poopsplosion

    I don't know anything about kids, but somehow, I have heard that their first poops are oily and gross. Or something.

    Yeah the first 2-4 poops are pretty much tar, in color and viscosity

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    ohhhhh, i know how i know her. she did fuck me ray bradbury!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdX0grBVew&feature=relmfu

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    That boobies song as not what I was expecting is all I'm saying.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    ohhhhh, i know how i know her. she did fuck me ray bradbury!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdX0grBVew&feature=relmfu

    Well now that is doubly reprehensible.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I KNOW WHAT BREAKUPS ARE LIKE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWMpnxMLZ_E&feature=relmfu

    She's my dream woman. I too just want to write filthy ridiculous songs!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Seriously, that Pictures of Your Dick song.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    In their study
    following a group of black and white children
    over time, Katz and Kofkin (1997) found that
    all of the children expressed an in-group bias
    at the age of 30 months. When asked to
    choose a potential playmate from among
    photos of unfamiliar white and black boys
    and girls, all of the children chose a samerace playmate. However, by 36 months, “the
    majority of both black and white children
    chose white playmates” (p. 59) and this
    pattern held at the 60-month mark, although
    it decreased slightly at that point.

    reading anything about small children and racism is always super depressing because children are like machines of racist reasoning

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Now all I can do is lay around
    And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy.
    All I can do is sit and cry.
    Now all I can do is lay around
    And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'"
    All I can do is cry.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    We must evolve past our basic program.

    In the mean time, I'm going to give money to a Kickstarter project that aims to make a realistic sword fightin' game.

    Caveman Paws on
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    nice caveman paws livin the dream

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i like her bradbury song but that tiny dick thing was p stupid

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I'll show you my vagina which is located on my stomach... somewhere.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    my mom acquired dog

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmsunDs3jE
    I bet she did, I bet she did. :winky:

    This deserves everyone to watch.

    I can not endure that much autotune, mine ears.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I KNOW WHAT BREAKUPS ARE LIKE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWMpnxMLZ_E&feature=relmfu

    She's my dream woman. I too just want to write filthy ridiculous songs!

    She's like a filthy female version of Parry Gripp.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I dunno, her songs don't seem to have enough two them to support their 2 minute length.

    Maybe she should do like 15 second film stuff, but with songs..?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I love 'em so whatever.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

    A hole's a hole. *long drag from cig, 1000 yard stare*

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Couscous wrote: »
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

    You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.

    Caveman Paws on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

    You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to motivate them towards acts of debauchery.

    Well I mean, if you had the ability to escape any situation by quickly taking to the skies, I'm sure you'd be into some pretty freaky shit too.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

    You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.

    You are a bad man.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer

    He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
    He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


    Stay classy BBC News

    What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.

    You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.

    You are a bad man.

    Especially since I edited that post three times.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.

    but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'

    gender stereotypes are the worst

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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