We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
Yes, DK, but tiny dick is so reductive, so easy - that's the real spear of the insult: it's an effortless and throwaway line that nevertheless pokes at some corner of our psychology we believe we've outgrown
Yes, DK, but tiny dick is so reductive, so easy - that's the real spear of the insult: it's an effortless and throwaway line that nevertheless pokes at some corner of our psychology we believe we've outgrown
Imagining myself in that situation, I'm just not bothered. I don't know. It's never been said about me, so I can't say for certain.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
She can say that you are an awful, inexperienced lover. She can tell everyone the things you most fear, she can embellish on stories of how you are gross or depraved in a way that is difficult to debunk. She can say that you are on daily Valtrex or, in hushed tones, that she caught you looking at child pornography and masturbating.
Tiny dick doesn't carry as much weight. It's physical, it's relative, it's readily disbelieved. It's not a black mark on your character and it doesn't sabotage non-sexual professional and social encounters.
i'm not saying that it's the meanest conceivable thing you can say about an ex. my point is that it's the most prolific and mean little 'common trope' i can think of for dudes. you could come up with any number of scathing criticisms of a dude or mean spirited lies, but they're not institutions. tiny dong is just a really established, short, prepackaged mean thing meant to shit on someone.
sort of like i could tell dudes that my ex was an awful bitch who cheated on me with two puerto rican brothers and then held a gun to my head one night or some ridiculous shit- but really just screaming YOU CRAZY BITCH has all the weight of social prejudice and that whole familiarity from movies and music and everything. it's just a common, mean, punchy thing that's in the cultural consciousness (sort of like needle dick).
He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.
Stay classy BBC News
What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.
You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.
You are a bad man.
The article explains it all.
Penguins are just birds; they aint all that smart.
Yes, DK, but tiny dick is so reductive, so easy - that's the real spear of the insult: it's an effortless and throwaway line that nevertheless pokes at some corner of our psychology we believe we've outgrown
Imagining myself in that situation, I'm just not bothered. I don't know. It's never been said about me, so I can't say for certain.
In the mean time, I'm going to give money to a Kickstarter project that aims to make a realistic sword fightin' game.
You mean the realistic sword fighting game without any sort of force feedback to indicate when your sword has hit something? Yeah, no thanks. Game play will still devolve in to wild swings in front of you.
I am furious that you are not throwing in a buck for what might sorta/kinda/maybe improve the state of video game sword fighting as we know it.
Furious.
You can't tell, but I am hacking away at your avatar image with an invisible sword. I stopped to type this, but once I post it, right back to hitting you with my invisible saber.
(Please pretend to feel the blows and fall down, kay? )
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He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.
Stay classy BBC News
What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.
You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.
You are a bad man.
The article explains it all.
Penguins are just birds; they aint all that smart.
I demand that penguins be held accountable for their actions.
He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.
Stay classy BBC News
What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.
You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.
You are a bad man.
The article explains it all.
Penguins are just birds; they aint all that smart.
I demand that penguins be held accountable for their actions.
We haven't even gotten the dolphin police set up. Those fuckers know what they have done. Bunch of rapist child murderers.
He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.
He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.
Stay classy BBC News
What is up with birds an necrophilia? Ducks sometimes do the same thing.
You would think the thrill of flight would be enough for them, but apparently it only serves to propel them towards acts of debauchery most fowl.
You are a bad man.
The article explains it all.
Penguins are just birds; they aint all that smart.
I demand that penguins be held accountable for their actions.
We haven't even gotten the dolphin police set up. Those fuckers know what they have done. Bunch of rapist child murderers.
Suddenly this thread is turning into Law & Order: SVZoo
Film taken of gangs of dolphins repeatedly ramming baby porpoises, tossing them in the air and pursuing them to the death has solved a long-term mystery of what causes the death of so many of these harmless mammals - but has left animal experts baffled as to the motive.
Another mystery is that the animal 'murders' have only been reported in two parts of the world - along Scotland's East Coast and in America off the beaches of Virginia, where even more alarmingly, the victims were scores of the dolphins' own young.
When tell-tale teeth-marks were identified, the dolphin - the mammal classified as one of the world's most intelligent, sensitive and sociable creatures - became the official suspect.
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Confirmation of the murders came by way of two shocking films shot by holidaymakers.
The first was initially believed to show a dolphin fishing for salmon - until closer examination revealed a relentless attack on a porpoise, its body spinning round with such force that its back was broken and its soft tissue shattered.
Marine experts now believe that these displays of attacks on non-rival, non-predatory, peace-loving porpoises and, more shockingly, of dolphin infanticide, may have always taken place.
also i love that tosh is handsome. it adds a funny element, especially when he does a lot of typical bro humor.
i remember someone saying a long time ago that it's hard for good looking people to get away with mean humor (casual eddy i think). i think that's a good point, but somehow with tosh it works super well.
Film taken of gangs of dolphins repeatedly ramming baby porpoises, tossing them in the air and pursuing them to the death has solved a long-term mystery of what causes the death of so many of these harmless mammals - but has left animal experts baffled as to the motive.
Another mystery is that the animal 'murders' have only been reported in two parts of the world - along Scotland's East Coast and in America off the beaches of Virginia, where even more alarmingly, the victims were scores of the dolphins' own young.
When tell-tale teeth-marks were identified, the dolphin - the mammal classified as one of the world's most intelligent, sensitive and sociable creatures - became the official suspect.
...
Confirmation of the murders came by way of two shocking films shot by holidaymakers.
The first was initially believed to show a dolphin fishing for salmon - until closer examination revealed a relentless attack on a porpoise, its body spinning round with such force that its back was broken and its soft tissue shattered.
Marine experts now believe that these displays of attacks on non-rival, non-predatory, peace-loving porpoises and, more shockingly, of dolphin infanticide, may have always taken place.
Those sick fuckers.
Navy is testing new super soldier bezerker serum on them. :rotate:
New World vultures have the ability to use their corrosive vomit as a defensive projectile when threatened.
That is freaking awesome. But wikipedia.
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Turkey vultures have evolved a particularly repellant but extremely efficient means of protecting themselves from predators. If they’re agitated, they vomit the contents of their crop and stomach. The vomit is projectile, meaning that it may be hurled some distance, and the vultures can aim. Not only is the vomit putrid (consider what the birds have been feeding on) but the mess regurgitated from the stomach will contain acid, which will burn. If this appalling defense mechanism doesn’t work, turkey vultures play dead.
Urohidrosis (sometimes spelled "urohydrosis"[1]) is the habit in some birds of defecating onto the scaly portions of the legs as a cooling mechanism, using evaporative cooling of the fluids. Several species of storks and New World vultures exhibit this behaviour.[2][3] Birds' droppings consist of faeces and urine, which are excreted together through the cloaca. The term is also used to describe the analogous behaviour in seals that cool themselves while basking by urinating on their hind flippers.[4]
Because evolving the ability to sweat is too goddamn hard.
New World vultures have the ability to use their corrosive vomit as a defensive projectile when threatened.
That is freaking awesome. But wikipedia.
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Turkey vultures have evolved a particularly repellant but extremely efficient means of protecting themselves from predators. If they’re agitated, they vomit the contents of their crop and stomach. The vomit is projectile, meaning that it may be hurled some distance, and the vultures can aim. Not only is the vomit putrid (consider what the birds have been feeding on) but the mess regurgitated from the stomach will contain acid, which will burn. If this appalling defense mechanism doesn’t work, turkey vultures play dead.
komodo dragons still have the worst bio warfare though
AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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Yet I don't confuse mim for Starbuck or Chu for Archer.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
yes no one is attacking your waifu-chan
Yes.
To me, you'll always be the one who got away.
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Unless you are saying that Castle has already printed out a photo of her and adhered it to his pillow to make a proper waifu.
That's how the movie Unforgiven started.
And the movie Batman Returns ended.
Imagining myself in that situation, I'm just not bothered. I don't know. It's never been said about me, so I can't say for certain.
And they'll be grateful as hell to find you too, because really tiny dicks are probably as rare as huge ones.
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does anyone wanna play a game or something
i'm not saying that it's the meanest conceivable thing you can say about an ex. my point is that it's the most prolific and mean little 'common trope' i can think of for dudes. you could come up with any number of scathing criticisms of a dude or mean spirited lies, but they're not institutions. tiny dong is just a really established, short, prepackaged mean thing meant to shit on someone.
sort of like i could tell dudes that my ex was an awful bitch who cheated on me with two puerto rican brothers and then held a gun to my head one night or some ridiculous shit- but really just screaming YOU CRAZY BITCH has all the weight of social prejudice and that whole familiarity from movies and music and everything. it's just a common, mean, punchy thing that's in the cultural consciousness (sort of like needle dick).
The article explains it all.
Penguins are just birds; they aint all that smart.
it's not an insult that would bother me either.
I am furious that you are not throwing in a buck for what might sorta/kinda/maybe improve the state of video game sword fighting as we know it.
Furious.
You can't tell, but I am hacking away at your avatar image with an invisible sword. I stopped to type this, but once I post it, right back to hitting you with my invisible saber.
(Please pretend to feel the blows and fall down, kay?
I demand that penguins be held accountable for their actions.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We haven't even gotten the dolphin police set up. Those fuckers know what they have done. Bunch of rapist child murderers.
Suddenly this thread is turning into Law & Order: SVZoo
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
concerned
i am... enjoying this program
i remember someone saying a long time ago that it's hard for good looking people to get away with mean humor (casual eddy i think). i think that's a good point, but somehow with tosh it works super well.
Navy is testing new super soldier bezerker serum on them. :rotate:
like Norman Bates if he moved out of his mom's place and joined a fraternity
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I am going to invent some sort of medical cure and make a billion dollars.
You'll need a spokesman.
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Their ancestors looked something like this
I think imma blow this booty call off tonight. Playing Tribes while listening to the F-Zero OST sounds like more fun.
(Also I think I'd feel bad about it, even though I'm not dating this other girl, I wish I was...so...eh)
komodo dragons still have the worst bio warfare though
I'm typing this post with maaaaaahhh ddiiiiiccccckkkkk.
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And what's a micropenis?