Buzz Aldrin got the name "Buzz" because the younger of his two sisters mispronounced "brother" as "buzzer" and it stuck. He made it his legal name later.
should I change my name to Brutus for the same reason?
Only if you plan on murdering some tyrants.
I would probably find a better nom de guerre for that, unless the tyrant in question was my father.
He's the one who started calling me brutus anyway so if I murder him someday, well.
The universe will be proven to like irony
We'll call you Oed.
No.
If you kill your dad and I find out about it, I'm calling you Oed. End of story.
Brutus also killed his dad!
also like, on the list of people I would rather not kill, my dad outranks you a whole lot, so I guess if that happens, murdering someone because they gave you a nickname probably won't feel as extreme anymore.
Idly browsing a pornography site now, I typed in 'Halloween' and I see one of the search results is a feature length slasher movie parody made in the 90s. I'm guessing in this porno, Michael Meyers doesn't use a 12 inch butcher knife to stab babysitters but instead uses his 12 inch dick.
I never thought to look up themed pornography...
I mean, I know I definitely won't be doing that for Christmas, but Halloween seems oddly acceptable.
Buzz Aldrin got the name "Buzz" because the younger of his two sisters mispronounced "brother" as "buzzer" and it stuck. He made it his legal name later.
should I change my name to Brutus for the same reason?
Only if you plan on murdering some tyrants.
I would probably find a better nom de guerre for that, unless the tyrant in question was my father.
He's the one who started calling me brutus anyway so if I murder him someday, well.
The universe will be proven to like irony
We'll call you Oed.
No.
If you kill your dad and I find out about it, I'm calling you Oed. End of story.
Brutus also killed his dad!
also like, on the list of people I would rather not kill, my dad outranks you a whole lot, so I guess if that happens, murdering someone because they gave you a nickname probably won't feel as extreme anymore.
Goddamnit. Is there any reason why HD videos are more expensive for Adventure Time on Amazon other than that they can get away with it? The cost of streaming can't be that must more. Also, 30 bucks for a season is way too much. I'm better off buying it on some godforsaken physical media.
Idly browsing a pornography site now, I typed in 'Halloween' and I see one of the search results is a feature length slasher movie parody made in the 90s. I'm guessing in this porno, Michael Meyers doesn't use a 12 inch butcher knife to stab babysitters but instead uses his 12 inch dick.
I never thought to look up themed pornography...
I mean, I know I definitely won't be doing that for Christmas, but Halloween seems oddly acceptable.
Ron Jeremy apparently starred in a lot of themed pornos. Who here hasn't heard of Super Hornio Bros.?
EDIT: OH SNAP, there's one of a naked girl wearing Dia de los muertos makeup. EVERY HOLIDAY IS SEXY!
Goddamnit. Is there any reason why HD videos are more expensive for Adventure Time on Amazon other than that they can get away with it? The cost of streaming can't be that must more. Also, 30 bucks for a season is way too much. I'm better off buying it on some godforsaken physical media.
I don't get why anything is still sold in SD and HD formats. It's bullshit.
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guys guys
So I was at Subway and this guy there had a "deport Barrack Hussien Obama" shirt on, this is how the conversation went:
me: "Hey man I like your shirt"
douche: "thanks brother we gotta get him out, are you voting?"
me: "So are you dressing as an ignorant cunt for halloween or what?"
douche looks me up and down... realizes that I could beat the living shit out of him, says nothing.
Buzz Aldrin got the name "Buzz" because the younger of his two sisters mispronounced "brother" as "buzzer" and it stuck. He made it his legal name later.
should I change my name to Brutus for the same reason?
Guys a girl gave a presentation today that had a section about how the bible says abortion is wrong and I eviscerated her with my knowledge of that being bullshit when she reached question time
I feel bad
Why do I feel bad beating creationists with their own holy book, I should bask in the glory of it
Guys a girl gave a presentation today that had a section about how the bible says abortion is wrong and I eviscerated her with my knowledge of that being bullshit when she reached question time
I feel bad
Why do I feel bad beating creationists with their own holy book, I should bask in the glory of it
Sometimes doing the right thing is also doing the hard thing.
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Brutus also killed his dad!
also like, on the list of people I would rather not kill, my dad outranks you a whole lot, so I guess if that happens, murdering someone because they gave you a nickname probably won't feel as extreme anymore.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
"I have a dream... a sexy dream."
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
That's entirely fair.
Ron Jeremy apparently starred in a lot of themed pornos. Who here hasn't heard of Super Hornio Bros.?
EDIT: OH SNAP, there's one of a naked girl wearing Dia de los muertos makeup. EVERY HOLIDAY IS SEXY!
I don't get why anything is still sold in SD and HD formats. It's bullshit.
So I was at Subway and this guy there had a "deport Barrack Hussien Obama" shirt on, this is how the conversation went:
me: "Hey man I like your shirt"
douche: "thanks brother we gotta get him out, are you voting?"
me: "So are you dressing as an ignorant cunt for halloween or what?"
douche looks me up and down... realizes that I could beat the living shit out of him, says nothing.
I won.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
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Seriously. This is irreconcilable differences if I've ever seen it.
You'll get to keep the kids.
I couldn't take the cats from her. It would be devastating.
It's a thankless job.
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no one else seems to abide by this, and new jersey people are awful drivers, and new york drivers are SUPER awful drivers
so fun
Are you really going to leave your cats with that kind of monster?
Twas the most glorious tasting sandwich I have ever eaten.
Thanks for the ideas.
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Technically they're her cats. They're pre-us.
what a coincidence, I too, want to get fucked by an archeologist and a funkologist at the same time
Oh, man, the four-way stop.
And the one in twelve people that do stop still don't understand how they work.
I just want to throw all the bricks.
It tasted like freedom with a copious side helping of liberty.
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I feel bad
Why do I feel bad beating creationists with their own holy book, I should bask in the glory of it
Sometimes doing the right thing is also doing the hard thing.
Or do I have to re-read this page again?
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In California, people are usually pretty good at treating an unlit signal light as a four-way stop...
...except, as Chanus says, there are just enough people who don't understand how four-way stops work to fuck up the rotation for everybody.
Adding additional lanes to the mix substantially increases the likelihood of somebody's brain frying.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I went to Quiznos for lunch recently and this girl at work who eats fucking chicken spread for lunch turned her nose up at it.
They make spreadable chicken now?
What an age we live in.
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Spreading the chicken is easy. It's penetrating the cloaca that's hard.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Her loss. She is not getting all the meat real women need.
I honestly can't remember. Counterclockwise?
"Granny why does one of your bots look like that classic movie star?"
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Whoever stops first.
If everybody got there at the same time, whoever is on the left.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I love you, [PHILIP J. FRY].
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.