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    ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    No, if it's broken me or my group of underlings actually have to fix it. But mostly I play computer games and go to meetings.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I made $330 in overtime yesterday

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    troubleshooting hardware or networking problems isn't a difficult as computer illiterate people seem to think it is. It definitely doesn't elicit the pay it receives.

    ...but hey, I'm not going to tell them that!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    troubleshooting hardware or networking problems isn't a difficult as computer illiterate people seem to think it is. It definitely doesn't elicit the pay it receives.

    ...but hey, I'm not going to tell them that!

    shut up

    jesus God shut the fuck up




    they'll hear you

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    O.T.R.O.T.R. Registered User new member
    edited September 2007
    O.T.R. wrote: »

    oh god fuck they are inconveniencing you

    sorry bud i just don't feel that warrants much bitching considering how it probably isn't done very often

    Wow thats a hostile respone, and kind of funny since I was going to write that all jobs have there down sides, and I should be lucky that mine is a minor pet peeve. Whatever, it actually does happen quite often, and when people bring in checks they rarely have there license ready, they have to dig through their belongings to find it, and when I'm the only cashier people behind them get pissed that they have to wait for so long. And because I work in a bookstore the line takes twice as long because people like to talk about the books they are buying. Which I actually enjoy so don't jump on me about that please.

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh god this guy just pooped himself

    cleanup over here quick

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    O.T.R.O.T.R. Registered User new member
    edited September 2007
    Haha nah, I just wanted to explain myself =)

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a merchandiser (stock boy) for a beer and wine distributor. I go from store to store and put things on shelves. I'm working on getting out of this.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Uncle Long wrote: »
    I'm a merchandiser (stock boy) for a beer and wine distributor. I go from store to store and put things on shelves. I'm working on getting out of this.

    Do you ever stock your car, instead of the shelves on accident

    seems like an easy to make, honest mistake

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sometimes things fall off the backs of trucks. Sometimes people aren't looking...

    (I actually get my alcohol at cost unless it's damaged, like one beer in a six pack fell out, then I get mad discounts)

    And we do all of the imports and micro-brews in the area. Anyone heard of Oberon, yeah, I put that on the shelf so hard.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work in a deli and make $8.35/hr. I hate it because I have shitty ass hours, and my manger is a huge stupid bitch.

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    ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I build up my ambitions and hopes and continuously shatter them into infinitely tiny pieces. I'm a winner.

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    Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    h5!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Welcome to the real world

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm Graphic Designer / Production Manager at my dad's print shop.

    I get paid very little for my time and nothing for my overtime because it's "for the business"

    There are days where I am insane with stress and there have been some affects to my health because of it.

    But at least I'm never bored.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work in a deli and make $8.35/hr. I hate it because I have shitty ass hours, and my manger is a huge stupid bitch.

    I did that kind of work for a few summers. It was atrocious.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Production Office Assistant.

    I receive orders from our Sales and Warehouse Departments on units/parts to be built and produce the work orders needed for our Production Shop staff to make, as well as managing our stock inventory of units and keeping the log of serialized units.

    Also I browse the forums.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I sell cameras at best buy

    I lose

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i can't legally work most jobs until 2009

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I call people up and ask them if they want to bring a group to Disney World

    Only four more months of this shit. >.<

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I run a collection of chemistry labs and chemical storerooms.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I run a collection of chemistry labs and chemical storerooms.

    are you an evil scientist

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I run a collection of chemistry labs and chemical storerooms.

    are you an evil scientist

    I'm 21 and work in a girl's school for ages 11-18. Hence, probably.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work in a factory mixing ingrediants for dinners and such. Basically cooking but on a much grander scale.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a student who pays alot of money to sit in class posting on forums.

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work at Future Shop (Canadian Best Buy).

    Unlike Best buy, we can get commission, so as an SA I can make double my hourly ($10/hour) in a day if I get lucky ( I make 12% of any warranty sale). They move you up though the ranks pretty fast, so I will probably be on full commission soon where you can make upwards of $750 a day selling computers and laptops.

    Thats on a really good day though, the average is around $250.

    Some of the best salesman in the company make upwards of $100000 a year. Thats pretty intense for a job any half knowledgeable geek can attain.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shurakai wrote: »
    I work at Future Shop (Canadian Best Buy).

    Unlike Best buy, we can get commission, so as an SA I can make double my hourly ($10/hour) in a day if I get lucky ( I make 12% of any warranty sale). They move you up though the ranks pretty fast, so I will probably be on full commission soon where you can make upwards of $750 a day selling computers and laptops.

    Thats on a really good day though, the average is around $250.

    Some of the best salesman in the company make upwards of $100000 a year. Thats pretty intense for a job any half knowledgeable geek can attain.

    Oh man I did that for about 3 years.

    being 19 and making $25k was awesome back in the day.

    but $750 commission dollars in one day is, or at least was, exceedingly rare.

    Like every other boxing day rare.

    Do yourself a favour and use FS as a stepping stone to something better.

    You're looking at, if you're really really good, $100 a day average.

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    jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey guys, I'm applying for jobs at a used bookstore and the hobby shop up the street.

    God I hope I get one.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Everybody's workin' for the weekend

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I went in to work today and made up a cd jacket for a guy I'm SURE has killed someone.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    eyesock your av sig combo is delightful

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work at Rent-A-Center.

    I've been told that it's a pretty large company in the U.S.
    Conflicting manuals report between 2500-3500 stores across the U.S.

    There's only 9 or so in Canada. They hope to have about 300 in a few years. My manager became a manager after 3 months. She's leaving the store to go to Calgary and the person taking over has been there 3 months. So there is a lot of room to move up.

    Managers make like 46k (canadian) a year and get 5% of all the net earnings of the store.

    I make 15.21 an hour right now which is pretty good and spend about a 1/4th of my day on the road.
    It's just the telemarketing and bill collecting that is a bit... unsavory, but hey, what can you do.

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    eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    i work at tim hortons.

    i'm 17. :-)

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I could use a part time weekend job for "fun" money
    Maybe I can get a job at an ebgames or gamestop on the weekends
    just to fuck around

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Shurakai wrote: »
    I work at Future Shop (Canadian Best Buy).

    Unlike Best buy, we can get commission, so as an SA I can make double my hourly ($10/hour) in a day if I get lucky ( I make 12% of any warranty sale). They move you up though the ranks pretty fast, so I will probably be on full commission soon where you can make upwards of $750 a day selling computers and laptops.

    Thats on a really good day though, the average is around $250.

    Some of the best salesman in the company make upwards of $100000 a year. Thats pretty intense for a job any half knowledgeable geek can attain.

    Oh man I did that for about 3 years.

    being 19 and making $25k was awesome back in the day.

    but $750 commission dollars in one day is, or at least was, exceedingly rare.

    Like every other boxing day rare.

    Do yourself a favour and use FS as a stepping stone to something better.

    You're looking at, if you're really really good, $100 a day average.

    One of our PEs in my department made over 750 last Saturday so its not that rare here. On Saturdays most of the PEs pull in around 300, 400 dollars easy. Weekdays are slower, as is the spring and early summer, but from the beginning of August to end of December money flows like water. Apparently its not uncommon for PEs to make 10 grand during the month of December.

    I forgot to mention I live in a very rich province, which helps tons. People are coming in ready and willing to drop big bucks on stuff that makes us loads of commission.

    I plan on using it as a stepping stone, I just hope I can control my spending habits once the cash starts flowing in.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    eric. wrote: »
    i work at tim hortons.

    i'm 17. :-)

    I'm uberjealous.

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Everybody's workin' for the weekend

    That came on the radio at the store right after we closed the other day and everybody sang along.

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    korrianderkorriander Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work at a Macy's clearance center, explaining that 80% off a $300 leather jacket is not, indeed, five fucking dollars. I am not paid enough.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    I work at Rent-A-Center.

    I've been told that it's a pretty large company in the U.S.
    Conflicting manuals report between 2500-3500 stores across the U.S.

    There's only 9 or so in Canada. They hope to have about 300 in a few years. My manager became a manager after 3 months. She's leaving the store to go to Calgary and the person taking over has been there 3 months. So there is a lot of room to move up.

    Managers make like 46k (canadian) a year and get 5% of all the net earnings of the store.

    I make 15.21 an hour right now which is pretty good and spend about a 1/4th of my day on the road.
    It's just the telemarketing and bill collecting that is a bit... unsavory, but hey, what can you do.
    Have you read the Comedy Goldmine on Something Awful about a guy that worked at a Rent-A-Center type place?

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    No I haven't
    I will look and see if I can find it
    If you know where it is, could you point me to it?

    I think I found it:

    STories from Rent to Own?

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