I really resent that collecting swords has become so goddamned representative of neckbeardery. I love the look of swords. They're goddamned beautiful. But I can't own one because UGH, those guys.
collect feodras instead
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Bloody played a game with us 30's last night as support Morgana and pulled his weight thoroughly. I was impressed.
dont do this, I like to think Im poop and then be super excited when I play a game where Im not crap.
Praise ruins this for me
(I'm dead serious)
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I argued with a guy once in America and he didn't shoot me
thanks, Obama
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
edited January 2014
The funny thing is that the "OMG 'they' all have guns!" paranoia is the exact reason that some of my family went and bought a shotgun and a crossbow for home protection. Gun ownership is gonna happen. It's way to ingrained now to go away. But damn I hate it when people do it for silly reasons.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited January 2014
Yeah that's true too. If I went to that part of Jackson, at the most I'd be offered drugs. As long as I minded my p's and q's I'd be just fine.
I might get a few "Crazy ass white boy." comments.
I live in one of the few households in England with a shotgun in it, so I don't really have much fear of guns. That being said, the US' gun culture is mostly retarded, and every gun control debate I've seen has been a grim reflection of this.
Replace "guns" with "machetes" and see what that does to your thoughts.
I'd rather get shot, tbh.
I had exactly the same thought.
Most people don't carry a high enough caliber weapon for it to really "maim" you like a machete would. You just gotta roll the dice and hope that whatever they hit doesn't cause you to die in the next few hours.
Machetes.. you're probably going to lose a limb and/or bleed out. Fuck that noise.
Then there's the hacking. It's not like it'll go through clean on the first swing. Nope they're going to be going at it more than once.
Who knows when they will stop.
Maybe some concerned citizen with a gun will rescue you though.
he was doing a standard interview question dealio - where do you see yourself in 5 years? Well, not at this gas station.
and the lady sitting in added some better questions about how I'd deal with narcomanics pilfering goods from the shelves and such
(which I could confidently answer that I'd deal with well because hulen.)
what I know about fixing cars? Well, not much, just changing oil, wipers, lamps, wheels, that sort of thing
(which I do - I've been doing that on our cars forever, I did that at the previous gas station I worked, I kept two M113s running on my own in the army)
I am actually kind of very well suited for a job at a gas station.
he was doing a standard interview question dealio - where do you see yourself in 5 years? Well, not at this gas station.
and the lady sitting in added some better questions about how I'd deal with narcomanics pilfering goods from the shelves and such
(which I could confidently answer that I'd deal with well because hulen.)
what I know about fixing cars? Well, not much, just changing oil, wipers, lamps, wheels, that sort of thing
(which I do - I've been doing that on our cars forever, I did that at the previous gas station I worked, I kept two M113s running on my own in the army)
I am actually kind of very well suited for a job at a gas station.
At least this won't be solitary work.
just remember, if there's a maniac in the bushes across the street with a rifle
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited January 2014
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
Bloody played a game with us 30's last night as support Morgana and pulled his weight thoroughly. I was impressed.
dont do this, I like to think Im poop and then be super excited when I play a game where Im not crap.
Praise ruins this for me
(I'm dead serious)
Yikes, sorry bro. Ok. You were kinda bad. You kept not only hitting my creeps, making it hard for me to last hit. But you also kept using Morgana's pool as support, making it again hard for me to last hit and also pushing the lane faster than we could safely ward for ganks. Also, you didn't buy any wards other than your trinket.
Zat better?
/I still love you though. Best canuck good luck charm evar, eh.
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
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collect feodras instead
dont do this, I like to think Im poop and then be super excited when I play a game where Im not crap.
Praise ruins this for me
(I'm dead serious)
thanks, Obama
I might get a few "Crazy ass white boy." comments.
I live in one of the few households in England with a shotgun in it, so I don't really have much fear of guns. That being said, the US' gun culture is mostly retarded, and every gun control debate I've seen has been a grim reflection of this.
That sure isn't how statements work.
cute! is she an akita? is she being imported from a chinese slum?
sorry to hear about the breakup. those are painful and i wish you the best.
you can't kill what's already dead.
I'd go all Richard Garriott and use a flintlock pistol
you can, its just going to be a very short run.
just a 5 minute argument or the course of 10?
Then there's the hacking. It's not like it'll go through clean on the first swing. Nope they're going to be going at it more than once.
Who knows when they will stop.
Maybe some concerned citizen with a gun will rescue you though.
Alt answer: "Protection from what? Ze Vikings?"
Wait you want me to insult you
If you insist.
But even then, most of the people getting murdered in the US are involved in drugs and / or gangs.
If you're some normal white guy in the suburbs, the odds of getting shot / murdered are negligible.
to be fair, i eat as many cows as i can but that just seems to incentivize making more of them
Due to mental illness he's not allowed to own a firearm. So he bought a crossbow. Aaaaand his wife bought a shotgun. Good job system! You work!
he was doing a standard interview question dealio - where do you see yourself in 5 years? Well, not at this gas station.
and the lady sitting in added some better questions about how I'd deal with narcomanics pilfering goods from the shelves and such
(which I could confidently answer that I'd deal with well because hulen.)
what I know about fixing cars? Well, not much, just changing oil, wipers, lamps, wheels, that sort of thing
(which I do - I've been doing that on our cars forever, I did that at the previous gas station I worked, I kept two M113s running on my own in the army)
I am actually kind of very well suited for a job at a gas station.
At least this won't be solitary work.
we've created our own extinction event
proper fucked?
just remember, if there's a maniac in the bushes across the street with a rifle
he hates cans
goddamnit
i tried to grill a salmon last night
it did not work
also i laughed at myself
like echo said
staistics are meaningless to the individual
Yikes, sorry bro. Ok. You were kinda bad. You kept not only hitting my creeps, making it hard for me to last hit. But you also kept using Morgana's pool as support, making it again hard for me to last hit and also pushing the lane faster than we could safely ward for ganks. Also, you didn't buy any wards other than your trinket.
Zat better?
/I still love you though. Best canuck good luck charm evar, eh.
which i use to cover my face when i curl up in a ball and wet myself to ward off attackers
Hahaha, yea she's an Akita.
And that's actually Canada in the background there!
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house