That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
I had another miserable evening in LoL but I did learn one thing: The only way to prevent Ludious raging about Teemo is to pick Teemo.
I pretty much wanted you to die of an aneurism when you told us Teemo wasn't the problem in our lane. I am pretty sure this is why I don't have psychic powers.
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house
>_>
<_<
This is one of those times where I feel a little bad about signing up for Haidong Gumdo for fear of being lumped into that group of individuals even though I have just my wooden practice sword.
I think the manager was more nervous than I was. Or maybe not nervous, but maybe uncomfortable, and he was the one with the preparation. I just went in like, okay, interview.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house
>_>
<_<
This is one of those times where I feel a little bad about singing up for Haidong Gumdo for fear of being lumped into that group of individuals even though I have just my wooden practice sword.
man when i was like 25 i thought swords were super badass and i bought like ten of them
now they're still sitting in the basement gathering rust
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house
What you need is a sturdier door and a firm idea of what sort of protection you're interested in. Because amongst other things, having a gun you can't get to when you need it == useless. Unloaded when you need it? Also useless. But how accessible should it be? And how much is your day going to be bothered by planning around an active home-protection scenario?
Would you be better served by say, making sure you could just jump out the bedroom window safely with your cellphone, and a suitable alarm system to detect forced entry?
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house
>_>
<_<
This is one of those times where I feel a little bad about signing up for Haidong Gumdo for fear of being lumped into that group of individuals even though I have just my wooden practice sword.
better than wushu
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
I had another miserable evening in LoL but I did learn one thing: The only way to prevent Ludious raging about Teemo is to pick Teemo.
I pretty much wanted you to die of an aneurism when you told us Teemo wasn't the problem in our lane. I am pretty sure this is why I don't have psychic powers.
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
Basically everywhere you see people get non-fatally shot on TV, is actually pretty god damn fatal, sometimes more so. Like, legs? You'll probably die. Shoulder/upper arm? Likely to nick an artery, and you die.
Oh and then there's the whole "bullets don't go straight" problem (and like, 5.56 which turns out to be great because it narrowly avoids being a war-crime grade round).
I had another miserable evening in LoL but I did learn one thing: The only way to prevent Ludious raging about Teemo is to pick Teemo.
I pretty much wanted you to die of an aneurism when you told us Teemo wasn't the problem in our lane. I am pretty sure this is why I don't have psychic powers.
u were, in fact, mad bro.
I am single handedly keeping the aliens from coming down and giving us ascension powers.
i've already killed this thread by accidentally starting a gun control debate
so fuck it
in for a penny in for a pound!
*deep breath*
tipping is for losers - depends on the service
religion is the light - hmm...still undecided
uncut dicks are better than cut - Hellz yeah!
dogs are better than cats - Hellz yeah x2!
Republicans rule Democrats drool - Umm...no
rapeculture - Not touching that with my ten foot pole
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
I had a bit of a traumatic incident in a McD's back in 2011. I've only eaten there once since, and that was out of necessity. It was awful.
Last time I ate at McD's was almost a year ago when I had a bacon and egg bagel when we went to my son's band and drill competition for cadets. Regretted it for the rest of the day. Ugh...stomach was not happy with me at all.
Myself and a friend once spent an entire night in a 24 hours McD's because we forgot to book accommodation for a trip.
I'll just buy secondhand riot gear for home defense
it would be worth it for the chance to maybe scare the shit out and confuse the hell out of a burglar who breaks in one night and then down the stairs comes what looks like a policeman in full gear
just ????
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
So ze wife and I finished up the 1st season of Arrow last night. Holy shit that season finale was one of the best season finishers I've seen for a show. It was so well executed. We were gasping and shouting at the screen many times.
that would be worth keeping a set in the bedroom and practice putting it on quickly; to make some burglar go "you would not believe what happened when I was burgling last year"
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
I went through a phase where I very nearly bought a rifle, but ultimately decided against it. My wife and I both suffer from depression. Neither one of us is suicidal, but I mean, it's just not worth it being there. Honestly, I have a really open floor plan. I think one of those industrial cans of bear mace would serve us quite well.
what you need is a sword
or swords actually. multiple swords
swords on every wall of the house
>_>
<_<
This is one of those times where I feel a little bad about singing up for Haidong Gumdo for fear of being lumped into that group of individuals even though I have just my wooden practice sword.
man when i was like 25 i thought swords were super badass and i bought like ten of them
now they're still sitting in the basement gathering rust
just waiting for the techno-apocolypse
Well, on the plus side I have my second class tonight. Not feeling nearly as sore as I did yesterday or the day before which is a plus as well. I'm hoping that I'll start seeing some positive results for me in about a month since I'll be going 3-4 times a week (Tues, Wed, Fri and Saturday). Go New Year's Resolution!
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
A shit .22 / .32 revolver? You aren't hitting a house at 100 meters with that thing in the best circumstances.
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I won't be 0.017% dead.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
Is your dog from Quebec?
finally
a reasonable approach
did you decide on a name yet?
have you considered Bulma
Remind you of new episodes?
*click*
They can't be all evil right?
>_>
<_<
This is one of those times where I feel a little bad about signing up for Haidong Gumdo for fear of being lumped into that group of individuals even though I have just my wooden practice sword.
I feel at least that much dead most of the time
Hmm, I don't see that option. Guess it's for heathen Americans only.
edit: it does list air dates though.
Nah, he'll still rage. Just it will be all snarky. And in public. On this thread.
so fuck it
in for a penny in for a pound!
*deep breath*
tipping is for losers
religion is the light
uncut dicks are better than cut
dogs are better than cats
Republicans rule Democrats drool
rapeculture
discuss
man when i was like 25 i thought swords were super badass and i bought like ten of them
now they're still sitting in the basement gathering rust
just waiting for the techno-apocolypse
What you need is a sturdier door and a firm idea of what sort of protection you're interested in. Because amongst other things, having a gun you can't get to when you need it == useless. Unloaded when you need it? Also useless. But how accessible should it be? And how much is your day going to be bothered by planning around an active home-protection scenario?
Would you be better served by say, making sure you could just jump out the bedroom window safely with your cellphone, and a suitable alarm system to detect forced entry?
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
i dunno
sometimes i'll be watching a hockey game on the DVR from the night before and i'll be like, "who did that guy used to play for again?"
google
first result: THE SCORE FOR LAST NIGHT'S GAME IS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Some rando on our team a few weeks ago said "fuck the meta." and did Jungle Goddamned Annie. It..should not have worked.
It did.
It was goddamned amazing.
Last night, loser and I were bot lane as Sivir and Leona up against Caitlyn and Goddamned Support Teemo
that shouldn't have worked.
Support teemo wrecked our shit.
better than wushu
u were, in fact, mad bro.
and it's not like you can't use an épée for self defense!
even if you don't break off the tip, it's still a metal whip in the hands of someone who's accurate with it
swords are for nerds
hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, nerd
Basically everywhere you see people get non-fatally shot on TV, is actually pretty god damn fatal, sometimes more so. Like, legs? You'll probably die. Shoulder/upper arm? Likely to nick an artery, and you die.
Oh and then there's the whole "bullets don't go straight" problem (and like, 5.56 which turns out to be great because it narrowly avoids being a war-crime grade round).
You almost certainly have at least a half ounce of dead cells in your body (assuming you weigh the average 150 lbs).
So, in aggregate we're all more dead than all the murder victims put together.
I am single handedly keeping the aliens from coming down and giving us ascension powers.
Sorry guys, I'm just not ready.
doesn't your ass have arteries in it?
It did not work for True Detective.
It did work for Regular Show
Myself and a friend once spent an entire night in a 24 hours McD's because we forgot to book accommodation for a trip.
it would be worth it for the chance to maybe scare the shit out and confuse the hell out of a burglar who breaks in one night and then down the stairs comes what looks like a policeman in full gear
just ????
Damn good show. Can't wait to start season 2.
maybe even better with plate armor
that would be worth keeping a set in the bedroom and practice putting it on quickly; to make some burglar go "you would not believe what happened when I was burgling last year"
Well, on the plus side I have my second class tonight. Not feeling nearly as sore as I did yesterday or the day before which is a plus as well. I'm hoping that I'll start seeing some positive results for me in about a month since I'll be going 3-4 times a week (Tues, Wed, Fri and Saturday). Go New Year's Resolution!
A shit .22 / .32 revolver? You aren't hitting a house at 100 meters with that thing in the best circumstances.