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Gavin MacLeod stars in The [Love] Boat

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    but ... i always wear that!

    maybe as a cunning disguise I go as myself.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Could it be a cumming disguise?

    Darth Waiter on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Damnit DW
    I just did an honest to god spit take

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    yeah, loads. Left about 18 months ago. Some people I will be desperately trying to avoid, some I do want to catch up with but don't know if I want to take time out from having sex to do so.

    edit: to be clear, there are people there who will be horrendously hurt if I come to town and don't say 'hi'. But ... seriously if I caught up with everyone I knew there, I would have no time for actually seeing the person I'm going there to see.

    In that case, I would recommend the quick email the night before you leave saying along the lines of, "I'm just in town for a few days and am jam-packed [heh] with stuff to do, but if any of you want to come to (BAR) for a few hours, I will be there just for a bit." Then have a small reunion, hug friends, get liquored up, and go back to your bouncy bouncy time.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hmm ... might work. Most of the irritating ones wouldn't be able to find a babysitter on that short notice.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Why would you email the irritating ones?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    they're the ones who would be most offended if I didn't.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I'm confused. So what if they are? Let them be. You don't have to see them anymore.
    I mean, it's your life and your background and not my business, but going out of your way to include annoying people sounds like something you don't have to waste your time doing.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I gotta negotiate some social logistics. It's hard making an extended booty call in the same small university town you spent four years. Do I tell people I'm coming? what if I run into them? what if I'm trying to score free concert tickets off them?

    Before I got to the rest of this post I honestly thought "man, she's a lot closer to her friends that I am."

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2014
    because they're nice people, who haven't done anything wrong, who've been really supportive friends for years

    they're just emotionally incredibly draining. It's a tradeoff. Takes a lot of energy to see them.

    tynic on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    DEAR FRIENDS,

    YOU'RE RAD

    BUT I AM HERE TO GET LAID

    I'M HERE FOR SOME INNIE AND THEN I AM OUTIE

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    agreed AND awesome.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the trick is to not have friends

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the trick is to not have friends

    There is no trick to that. Just be me.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Tynic if they approach you on the street just be all like

    "SORRY I'D LOVE TO CHAT BUT I NEED TO GO GET ME SOME GOOD DEEP DICKIN' RIGHT NOW LETS HAVE TEA LATER TA TA!"

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I don't know why the tynic in my head speaks in such vulgar terms at such high volume but I feel she would also be polite about it afterwords.

    "TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE VULGARITY BUT I WAS REALLY QUITE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING TEA LATER WE SHOULD REALLY DO THAT"

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nah you got it right the first time

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hey guys what's the etiquette of taking someone else's laundry out of the machine because it's done and they're not around and I need the machine
    I can give it like 20 minutes and then take it out, right?
    Their basket is there, I'll even put it in there for them

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hey guys what's the etiquette of taking someone else's laundry out of the machine because it's done and they're not around and I need the machine
    I can give it like 20 minutes and then take it out, right?
    Their basket is there, I'll even put it in there for them

    This situation is very high up there on the list of reasons why I love having my own washer/dryer.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hey guys what's the etiquette of taking someone else's laundry out of the machine because it's done and they're not around and I need the machine
    I can give it like 20 minutes and then take it out, right?
    Their basket is there, I'll even put it in there for them

    As long as you're polite and put it in the basket instead of on the floor, do it right away. Seriously. Less work for them AND you get to do your laundry, plus they're the rude ones for not removing their laundry promptly anyhow.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the trick is to not have friends
    What are your secrets

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    I moved their laundry!
    Yes, it was me. I did it. And I'd do it again, I tell you! I'd do it again in an instant!

    Grey Ghost on
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I moved their laundry!
    Yes, it was me. I did it. And I'd to it again, I tell you! I'd do it again in an instant!

    you monster

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the trick is to not have friends
    What are your secrets
    i'm always farting

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I think I'm just going to dance the rest of tonight away.

    :bz

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I think I'm just going to dance the rest of tonight away.

    :bz

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9pYwCKopE

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Ah yes okcupid

    Yes that is a girl who seems to exclusively wear pink dresses that make her look like an anime child

    Yes, yes, I should message her if I am a brony, this all follows

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    So basically your night in is going to look like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRIGB3p4bM

    Sidenote: I can 5 star that song.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Legit can't decide if this is better or worse than the time it matched me up with a juggalo

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    @Hacksaw I don't know why you tell me these things about yourself when you already told me we can't date.

    It's like you are trying to break my heart.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Well, we can always dance, Sass.

    Lord knows @PotatoNinja‌ and I dance almost an inappropriate amount as it is.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    In fact I'm pretty sure the amount we dance is totally inappropriate given how unbelievably white the two of us are...

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    You can dance if you want to

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    You can leave your friends behind

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I will never leave my friend's behind.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Awwww

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Wait hang on I got this, Sassori's night will be:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOW5hcbnxzk

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
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