I have two weeks off in January and around the 4th of July to visit Dan next year, so I'm going to book my first lot of flights soon and hopefully the ones for next July in a few months, before prices go bananas.
There is the whole question of where I'll be working by then since I'm on an agency contract but I'll figure it out!
@Hullis fares are based on number of tickets sold. For example: 10 fares are $50 bucks in order to say "tickets starting at 50!". The next 20 seats are $90, the next 20 are $120, and so on. Weekends tend to be more expensive because more people tend to fly on the weekends.
Sometimes an airline may offer discounted fares within a certain amount of time (sun country does discount fares within 2,weeks from noon-3 on Tues) but generally you want to purchase a ticket as soon as possible.
Sex is a weird combination of gross and hilarious, especially if you aren't in the mood for it.
I'm cracking up now just remembering a time I left my socks on, looked at my socks, and laughed so hard that I effectively ruined the sex and made the girl uh, nonplussed?
Sex is a weird combination of gross and hilarious, especially if you aren't in the mood for it.
I'm cracking up now just remembering a time I left my socks on, looked at my socks, and laughed so hard that I effectively ruined the sex and made the girl uh, nonplussed?
She wasn't happy.
What's wrong with leaving socks on? I don't want my feet getting chilly.
I wouldn't say I've ever had bad sex but one time I hard a particularly vocal partner and my low self esteem brain thought maybe she was embellishing to make me feel like I was doing better than I was so I couldn't enjoy it as much
I just wish that I could get some sort of guarantee of moderate enjoyment when contemplating a new partner.
Like, there is a 75% chance that you will enjoy this.
Hmm...that seems fairly reasonable...
Just get a few drinks in him and be like, "I need you to level with me. Can you lay some pipe?"
Look, the only one night stand I had was this super hot Marine that was in his early thirties.
All signs pointed to this guy being a player so I thought "Perfect! He'll actually know what he's doing! This man clearly gets around."
And it was awful. I was so sad because he was so handsome. And it was just so bad.
What even is bad sex?
This is not a joke question, I am legit curious
So...You know those commercials that tell you if it lasts more than four hours to call a doctor?
Apparently alcohol worked twice as well as Viagra and it at least 8 hours of him becoming increasingly frustrated and uncomfortable because it wouldn't go away. So after about ten minutes when he realized that something was different it became very focused on him. I essentially became something that was being used to get rid of his erection and it was very uncomfortable. I punched his shoulder at one point and told him to just stop and go to sleep and he just sort of laughed at me and then flipped me around.
He also kept telling me how much smarter I was which just got really awkward. It was almost like the high school jock is finally sneaking off with the nerd and no one is going to know.
They tease this guy at work for getting drunk and tossing his at the time girlfriend's salad
For various reasons he left her pregnant and starting chasing this other girl
I really need to get away from this state if I ever want to date again
Bad sex: can range from boring, or elbows in the face, or just not hitting the right spots, all the way up to ok this is increasingly painful get the fuck off me.
I just wish that I could get some sort of guarantee of moderate enjoyment when contemplating a new partner.
Like, there is a 75% chance that you will enjoy this.
Hmm...that seems fairly reasonable...
Just get a few drinks in him and be like, "I need you to level with me. Can you lay some pipe?"
Look, the only one night stand I had was this super hot Marine that was in his early thirties.
All signs pointed to this guy being a player so I thought "Perfect! He'll actually know what he's doing! This man clearly gets around."
And it was awful. I was so sad because he was so handsome. And it was just so bad.
That is a damn Greek tragedy right there.
Like, I want to give you a hug right now.
Damn goose, not holding up his end of the bargain.
He told me that he knew how handsome he was because he had facial reconstructive surgery after an IED blew up in his face. I knew he was lying, but I was willing to play along because I was trying to be a goddamn patriot.
I found out from a friend that the surgery thing was true, but it was from a car accident in the United States, not an explosive overseas.
When I was on my coma they did a lot of plastic surgery because who else are they going to practice on?
So I don't have the scars from being shot but I do have the bits missing from some of my ribs
Bad sex: can range from boring, or elbows in the face, or just not hitting the right spots, all the way up to ok this is increasingly painful get the fuck off me.
The Lay-There-And-Not-Move is the bane of my existence.
First-Runner-Up is the Say-Weird-And-Twisted-Shit-Without-Any-Warning.
I have a friend (who shall remain nameless) who gets the blue ribbon though: while the lady was on top of him, she pulled out a straight razor from under her pillow and held it to his throat until climax.
My worst sexual experience was the "bad blowjob" story.
The worst sex I've ever had was probably with my ex fiance once all the love and care died out of are relationship and sex turned into me getting her off then her going to sleep!
He told me that he knew how handsome he was because he had facial reconstructive surgery after an IED blew up in his face. I knew he was lying, but I was willing to play along because I was trying to be a goddamn patriot.
I found out from a friend that the surgery thing was true, but it was from a car accident in the United States, not an explosive overseas.
Fucking.
Scumbag.
You're well shut of him and now I'm remembering the ten-percent (on average) of the marines I served with who definitely didn't belong.
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Oof don't airlines usually jack up flight prices on weekends? Or is that just one of those "things you always heard but are not actually true"?
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Airlines will jack up prices on tickets they know you have looked at before
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Yeah, I know
But sometimes sleeping with people makes them like, I don't know, have emotions or something
One of those things I'm bad at
There is the whole question of where I'll be working by then since I'm on an agency contract but I'll figure it out!
It was after we were both a gross sweaty tangle of limbs and were laying there after sex round one.
Who knows if that's any better, apparently, but hey!
edit: Everything I said sounds gross. Good job, me.
possibly the grossest
Sometimes an airline may offer discounted fares within a certain amount of time (sun country does discount fares within 2,weeks from noon-3 on Tues) but generally you want to purchase a ticket as soon as possible.
I'm cracking up now just remembering a time I left my socks on, looked at my socks, and laughed so hard that I effectively ruined the sex and made the girl uh, nonplussed?
She wasn't happy.
What's wrong with leaving socks on? I don't want my feet getting chilly.
The phrase "I want you in me" can be sexy or disgusting, depending on the mood.
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Sex is p. cool
Like, there is a 75% chance that you will enjoy this.
Hmm...that seems fairly reasonable...
mods..
I'm trying to come up with a D&D joke for this but I don't actually play so it's tough
Roll for... roll for crit?
Roll for clit?
The discomfort you felt in typing that is just radiating from the post.
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Just get a few drinks in him and be like, "I need you to level with me. Can you lay some pipe?"
Look, the only one night stand I had was this super hot Marine that was in his early thirties.
All signs pointed to this guy being a player so I thought "Perfect! He'll actually know what he's doing! This man clearly gets around."
And it was awful. I was so sad because he was so handsome. And it was just so bad.
What even is bad sex?
This is not a joke question, I am legit curious
This may backfire if the man in question is an actual plumber...
they learn how to sex from horrible porns or game of thrones
Really it's something that you don't want to know more about
Ha. Nice try, but I'm not stupid.
So...You know those commercials that tell you if it lasts more than four hours to call a doctor?
He also kept telling me how much smarter I was which just got really awkward. It was almost like the high school jock is finally sneaking off with the nerd and no one is going to know.
For various reasons he left her pregnant and starting chasing this other girl
I really need to get away from this state if I ever want to date again
That is a damn Greek tragedy right there.
Like, I want to give you a hug right now.
Damn goose, not holding up his end of the bargain.
He told me that he knew how handsome he was because he had facial reconstructive surgery after an IED blew up in his face. I knew he was lying, but I was willing to play along because I was trying to be a goddamn patriot.
I found out from a friend that the surgery thing was true, but it was from a car accident in the United States, not an explosive overseas.
So I don't have the scars from being shot but I do have the bits missing from some of my ribs
The Lay-There-And-Not-Move is the bane of my existence.
First-Runner-Up is the Say-Weird-And-Twisted-Shit-Without-Any-Warning.
I have a friend (who shall remain nameless) who gets the blue ribbon though: while the lady was on top of him, she pulled out a straight razor from under her pillow and held it to his throat until climax.
There was no warning.
The worst sex I've ever had was probably with my ex fiance once all the love and care died out of are relationship and sex turned into me getting her off then her going to sleep!
Fucking.
Scumbag.
You're well shut of him and now I'm remembering the ten-percent (on average) of the marines I served with who definitely didn't belong.
Hugs again.