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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Work is stupid. Why do we have to suffer through it?

    you failed your privileged throw and have to roll a pay check

    2/10

    you know what's great? Not having to go to China for my job.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Oh yeah, he has a Human team too.

    6355245615_de7ffceb06_b.jpgBB humans finished by magot42, on Flickr

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    KonphujunKonphujun Illinois, USARegistered User regular
    Miss a 3+ Pickup? I'm fine with that. Enemy Line Rat runs in and needs a 6+ to pick up as well as managing to go through three different tackle zones and run it in for a TD.

    Fuck you, RNGsus.

    Everything: Konphujun(#1458)
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I can't call a game good if a prerequisite of learning to play it is "wait for someone to come online and we will show you"

    Why not?

    I feel that if a game cannot provide a tutorial that at least allows you to play itself, it is not good

    That's poor reasoning.

    Often the people responsible for designing the tutorial and the people responsible for designing the game itself are separate people, and this is especially true of strategy games of which Blood Bowl is one.

    Blood Bowl, in particular, is a tabletop strategy game adapted to a PC game. The people who failed to make decent tutorials for it are the people who adapted it, not the people who designed the game. The basic game itself is quite good and is actually not especially difficult to understand in a tabletop setting. I can play one game of tabletop Blood Bowl with you and you will come away understanding the basic fundamentals of the game and how it is played and what is involved in it and all you'll need from there is further mastery of those basics.

    Saying the "game is not good" because the people adapting it didn't make a good tutorial is folding your arms and making a huffing noise because you don't want to take the time to learn things, plain and simple. Poor tutorial design is completely irrespective of game mechanic design.

    The PC game's problem is its opacity, which makes it hard for new people to learn from their mistakes or understand the why of certain game mechanics simply by virtue of playing the game itself instead of taking the time to talk to more experienced players (like me!) and asking them questions, or watching Youtube tutorials or whatever.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I got like 2.5 hours of sleep last night.

    Bounced out of class a little over halfway through since I was just nodding off during most of it.

    I am now wide awake.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Oh yeah, he has a Human team too.

    6355245615_de7ffceb06_b.jpgBB humans finished by magot42, on Flickr

    A crack team of elite ostrich hunters?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Blood bowl 75% off?

    How can i compete with that?

    oh goddamnit steam

    NOW you put it on sale

    where do you guys see it on sale? it's showing up full price to me

    Look for the Chaos edition, not legendary.

    Also just purchased it in the US.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Blood bowl 75% off?

    How can i compete with that?

    oh goddamnit steam

    NOW you put it on sale

    where do you guys see it on sale? it's showing up full price to me

    Are you in the US? I picked it up just a few minutes ago.

    yeah, i'm in the US.

    hmmm this is weird to me, because i saw an advertisement for wolf among us being on sale but whenever i go to the store page it was full priced as well

    what is going on!!

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Konphujun wrote: »
    Fuck blood bowl. Stupid cheating fucking AI.

    If you are playing the AI, you're doing it wrong.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Work is stupid. Why do we have to suffer through it?

    you failed your privileged throw and have to roll a pay check

    2/10

    you know what's great? Not having to go to China for my job.

    I bet it is. On the other hand, when I come back from china I don't have to live in the state most likely to be the last to legalize gay marriage.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Work is stupid. Why do we have to suffer through it?

    you failed your privileged throw and have to roll a pay check

    2/10

    you know what's great? Not having to go to China for my job.

    This is probably the best part of my job after all the awesome socialism stuff.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    disclaimer: I think Israel is being a massive asshole about all this but Hamas is also being dicks and also kinda stupid or dishonest

    All war and nationalism and individuality is distraction from universal oneness fyi hth

    nationalism is closer to universal oneness than individuality

    a nation is the lie that there is an "us" rather than just "I"

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I can't call a game good if a prerequisite of learning to play it is "wait for someone to come online and we will show you"

    Why not?

    I feel that if a game cannot provide a tutorial that at least allows you to play itself, it is not good

    What about a comprehensive manual? Baldur's Gate is a good game with a half-inch thick manual and no in-game tutorial.

    Also it was sold separately.

    [img][/img]RQS5o0Jm.jpg

    I challenge anyone to properly use the Dual Class (not multi class) options for any of the 2nd ed D&D games using only the information in their provided manuals.

    You. will. fuck. it. up.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    are you people seeing it on sale in the US or furreners?

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Work is stupid. Why do we have to suffer through it?

    you failed your privileged throw and have to roll a pay check

    2/10

    you know what's great? Not having to go to China for my job.

    I bet it is. On the other hand, when I come back from china I don't have to live in the state most likely to be the last to legalize gay marriage.

    They'll legalize it in like, 100 years, ~90 years after a Constitutional Amendment legalized it in the entire country.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Work is stupid. Why do we have to suffer through it?

    you failed your privileged throw and have to roll a pay check

    2/10

    you know what's great? Not having to go to China for my job.

    I bet it is. On the other hand, when I come back from china I don't have to live in the state most likely to be the last to legalize gay marriage.

    Let's be fair; North Carolina will likely win that award, considering gay marriage is now constitutionally illegal in NC, and will take a 2/3 majority and a vote on the floor to repeal that.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Taramoor wrote: »
    rRHbxae.jpg

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/blackest-is-the-new-black-scientists-have-developed-a-material-so-dark-that-you-cant-see-it-9602504.html

    Scientists develop material that reflect less than .05% of light. That's a crumpled piece of a aluminum foil coated in the stuff. It's not flat.

    Oh my god, I need more angles of that.

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    GWKs20l.jpg

    ooh look at how it is making the image appear badly aliased in the first pic. waaaacky

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I also very nearly don't live in the South.

    Very nearly.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    man I've got the brainworms today

    how is chat doing?

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    what's a brain worm

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    that super black material was indeed made of carbon nanotubes

    that rules out the "bitching little black dress" idea since carbon nanotubes are like hyper-asbestos

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    are you people seeing it on sale in the US or furreners?

    I'm in the US. It says it's the daily deal.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Blood bowl 75% off?

    How can i compete with that?

    oh goddamnit steam

    NOW you put it on sale

    where do you guys see it on sale? it's showing up full price to me

    Are you in the US? I picked it up just a few minutes ago.

    yeah, i'm in the US.

    hmmm this is weird to me, because i saw an advertisement for wolf among us being on sale but whenever i go to the store page it was full priced as well

    what is going on!!

    the old bait and switch

    the old onesie twosie

    the old now you see it now you dont

    the old hobo softshoe

    the old stiff rodgering

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    So steam has some game called Blood Bowl on sale today. Has anyone ever heard of it?

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    that super black material was indeed made of carbon nanotubes

    that rules out the "bitching little black dress" idea since carbon nanotubes are like hyper-asbestos
    Only if you inhale them.
    Do CNT structures tend to flake?

    cB557 on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    what's a brain worm

    You haven't seen Wrath of Khan?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2014
    man being the last state to legalize gay marriage

    that's going to be awful and hilarious at the same time

    it will be like confederate flag toters claiming they are building a city on the hill

    a lone beacon of ignorance awash in a sea of acceptance

    Vanguard on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hm the tip of my finger is mysteriously swelling and hurts a little when I push on the side of it. Hmmm

    amputate

    better safe than sorry

    Gonna give it a day. Pray on it. Etc.

    Sounds like what happened with me with an in-grown toe nail.

    @Gonmun‌ what else happened? The source of the inflammation seems to be right at the edge of the cuticle too

    I've had this exact thing I think!

    Fingertip got swollen and a bit hurty, by the side of the nail.

    (I went around occasionally poking it until it became apparent where the best place to poke a hole in it was, then I drained the swelling)

    Yeah step two if it's a pain tomorrow morning is a razor blade poke

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    that super black material was indeed made of carbon nanotubes

    that rules out the "bitching little black dress" idea since carbon nanotubes are like hyper-asbestos
    Only if you inhale them.
    Do CNT structures tend to flake?

    Just a tad

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    what's a brain worm

    You haven't seen Wrath of Khan?
    I've watched the SF Debris review of it.

    I should see what new stuff they've put up

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    what's a brain worm

    You haven't seen Wrath of Khan?

    I don't mind the whole being ricardo montalban's mind-slave thing so much - because there is a dude who can get shit done - but the headaches are killing me

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Look in the "From Paris with Games" tab on Steam. BB is in there.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    man being the last state to legalize gay marriage

    that's going to be awful and hilarious at the same time

    it will be like confederate flag toters claiming they are building a city on the hill

    a lone beacon of ignorance awash in a sea of acceptance

    I am so ashamed that I spent the majority of my formative years in NC.

    Where I lived wasn't bad per se, but that state is trying to take the crown for derpiest state in the union the past few years and it is just depressing.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    im going to be the last state to legalise not being a turtle

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I can't call a game good if a prerequisite of learning to play it is "wait for someone to come online and we will show you"

    Why not?

    I feel that if a game cannot provide a tutorial that at least allows you to play itself, it is not good

    What about a comprehensive manual? Baldur's Gate is a good game with a half-inch thick manual and no in-game tutorial.

    Also it was sold separately.

    [img][/img]RQS5o0Jm.jpg

    I challenge anyone to properly use the Dual Class (not multi class) options for any of the 2nd ed D&D games using only the information in their provided manuals.

    You. will. fuck. it. up.

    To be fair, a lot of people fucked it up with access to the complete line of 2nd Ed books. It's one of the more head scratchingly wonky things about D&D and that's saying something.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    that super black material was indeed made of carbon nanotubes

    that rules out the "bitching little black dress" idea since carbon nanotubes are like hyper-asbestos
    Only if you inhale them.
    Do CNT structures tend to flake?

    No idea. Can't imagine they wouldn't though.

    ftOqU21.png
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    .
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I can't call a game good if a prerequisite of learning to play it is "wait for someone to come online and we will show you"

    Why not?

    I feel that if a game cannot provide a tutorial that at least allows you to play itself, it is not good

    There's a difference between "well-made" and "fun".

    Plenty of games that are poorly made are still extremely fun.

    The Deadliest Warrior

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    what's a brain worm

    You haven't seen Wrath of Khan?
    I've watched the SF Debris review of it.

    I should see what new stuff they've put up

    it's in netflix streaming. just... watch it.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Oh

    I get it Kedinik.

    Don't like the murder team's game.

    Alright.

    I saw yours last night! And I felt bad for the Orcs.

    So this morning I responded to the ones posted while I slept.

    Many of which happened to include deaths on teams I am worried about facing again.

    >.>

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I challenge anyone to properly use the Dual Class (not multi class) options for any of the 2nd ed D&D games using only the information in their provided manuals.

    You. will. fuck. it. up.

    To be fair, a lot of people fucked it up with access to the complete line of 2nd Ed books. It's one of the more head scratchingly wonky things about D&D and that's saying something.

    Step 1. Change your character's name to Drizzt.

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