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Runnie's Replace's WHUMP! COMAK Thread

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I must have had different turkey bacon than you guys because the kind I've had was terrible.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon

    Bacon is meat that has undergone a curing process; hence turkey and beef bacons. In the US it is also often smoked. There are many varieties of bacon that are, in essence, garbo-trash: most of these are available for purchase at the local supermarket. This is probably the crap that has got mister hallet mouthing off about rushers and back bacon. American pork belly, from a good source, and properly prepared, is among the finer cuts of pork in the world.

    http://www.hamiam.com/bacon/

    Order some bacon from those people, see if you can go back to buying it from the supermarket.

    Mouthing off?

    It's not my fault other people don't know what bacon is.

    Also, my name is right there spelled out for you, it should be easy for you. Two 't's at the end of Hallett in future, thank you.

    Now, what can you tell me about bacon in Japan?

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    McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    TheStig wrote: »
    I must have had different turkey bacon than you guys because the kind I've had was terrible.

    I'm of the opinion that if you under cook it, it tastes like bologna.

    And turkey pepperoni is awesome,

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Not enough fat on turkey bacon to grease up my skillet for the eggs I cook. I like turkey bacon well enough but I have to lubricate my skillet with other products when I am making it with eggs.

    edit:Though I haven't had eggs or bacon in a few months.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Yes, it's hard to cook turkey bacon correctly. You have to fry it slowly so that it stiffens but doesn't burn. It's a very fine line

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Like the US and UK (and presumably their freedom-hating monarchy-worshipping puppet kingdoms like Canada and Australia) have waaaay different culinary vocabularies.

    Probably not surprising considering we live on different continents and have a couple hundred years of cultural drift!

    So, like, fookin' d/w/it?

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Ronnie, I have a question

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    What part of glasses cleaning requires you to use "your lips and mouth thoroughly"?

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Ronnie, I have a question
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    What part of glasses cleaning requires you to use "your lips and mouth thoroughly"?

    How else do you shepherd the remaining drops of water off of the lenses?
    Dry them with a cloth, you say? Why don't I just grab a bloody belt sander you animal?

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    At first I thought it was a dumb joke I made, then @see317 reminded me that's exactly what I do

    I stick my lip to the frame and it makes the droplets come off

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Every time I read that strip I have to clean my glasses.

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    imdointhisimdointhis I should actually stop doin' this. Registered User regular
    ninja turtle pig says quit eatin him

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    There's been a general rise in meat prices anyway, a lot of it due to rises in prices of animal feed, which is due to rises in prices of grains, due to a whole lot of factors.

    Also there's been some nasty swine illnesses going around so the number of saleable pigs is down.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Bebop ain't fooling anyone.

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    McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    I never clean my glasses.

    I've more or less forgotten what my wife looks like.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon

    Bacon is meat that has undergone a curing process; hence turkey and beef bacons. In the US it is also often smoked. There are many varieties of bacon that are, in essence, garbo-trash: most of these are available for purchase at the local supermarket. This is probably the crap that has got mister hallet mouthing off about rushers and back bacon. American pork belly, from a good source, and properly prepared, is among the finer cuts of pork in the world.

    http://www.hamiam.com/bacon/

    Order some bacon from those people, see if you can go back to buying it from the supermarket.

    Mouthing off?

    It's not my fault other people don't know what bacon is.

    Also, my name is right there spelled out for you, it should be easy for you. Two 't's at the end of Hallett in future, thank you.

    Now, what can you tell me about bacon in Japan?

    Ugh

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    McFlynn wrote: »
    I never clean my glasses.

    I've more or less forgotten what my wife looks like.

    let's just say i let myself go

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Now, what can you tell me about bacon in Japan?

    There is none.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Now, what can you tell me about bacon in Japan?

    There is none.

    Truly a futuristic dystopia.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Hello Bacon thread. I like bacon. Don't like cooking bacon.

    If i have to cook bacon i would rather have back or peameal bacon, as it tends to be less fatty.

    this has been my opinions on bacon.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Now, what can you tell me about bacon in Japan?

    There is none.

    Truly a futuristic dystopia.

    There probably is some, but I never saw it anywhere.


    They don't bother curing pork, they just serve it all fresh at yakiniku places.

    Tontoro will blow your mind straight out of your head.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Ronnie, I have a question

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    What part of glasses cleaning requires you to use "your lips and mouth thoroughly"?
    I just noticed that wall of text contains the word "figner"

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I like turkey bacon a lot, but it's extremely different

    Although I do kinda want to go to the store and buy a pack of turkey bacon and just have a day
    Our Dillons now stocks some fancy schmancy duck bacon and we look wistfully at it each time we go.

    Some day. Some day we will buy it.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Also nugz thread. Today I had nugz from McD for the first time in probably 10+ years. They were okay.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    For a Saturday morning thrill I enjoy cooking bacon in the nude

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    For a Saturday morning thrill I enjoy cooking bacon in the nude

    You crazy bastard

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Jack Watch '14


    So, today I went to town. I got Jack in the Box again I CAN EXPLAIN

    This time I promise it was for research purposes only

    So I got the 20 piece. Research

    I carefully considered them and compared them to McNuggets

    I've now decided that Jack's nuggets use too much filler (making them 'juicier' but less meaty), and they seem a bit smaller than McNuggz

    So, I think I still prefer McNuggets

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Whew, I was worried there for awhile, Ronnie

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    What happens if you get a 10 piece of each and combine them into a single 20 piece?

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    What happens if you get a 10 piece of each and combine them into a single 20 piece?

    what happens if you shut your dirty mouth

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    sinner

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    i'll slap you

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I still like wendy's spicy nuggs. or at least I did, it's been a while.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    What happens if you get a 10 piece of each and combine them into a single 20 piece?

    what happens if you shut your dirty mouth
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    sinner
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    i'll slap you

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    Professor FuzzlesProfessor Fuzzles Not a furry, just sayin' FuzztopiaRegistered User regular
    Blind nug test? Then you will know for sure.

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    Man of the WavesMan of the Waves Registered User regular
    Double- Blind nug test? Then you will know for sure.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Double blind nugg test Ronnie, your readers demand it

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Triple Blind nug test!

    Its the same as the double but you also listen to Third Eye Blind the whole time.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Triple Blind nug test!

    Its the same as the double but you also listen to Third Eye Blind the whole time.

    Triple blind is actually a term already. The review committee don't have know which groups are test groups and which were control.

    I don't think anybody has ever actually performed such a test though.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    If you mean a blind test between Jack or McD's nuggets, I would be able to tell from the breading alone, but the filling would be easy too

    I might have a tougher time between Jack and Wendy's, but I think I could do it. Burger King would about make me vomit, so that would be easy. And Chic Fil A is chicken tenders pretending to be nuggets

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    McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Have you had Burger King's nuggets recently? Not chicken fries, but actual nuggets? They're extreeeemely similar to mcnuggets now.

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