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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Checkout lady wants that gooooood dick

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    you made a verbal contract if you don't bring her brownies she can sue you and take all your money that is the law

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Nooo Romo!

    what happened

    Reinjured his back. Im not a Cowboys fan but I've always been a fan of Romo. : (

    Why? Is it the years of never developing into an experienced QB, finding ways to lose when a game should be won?

    Is it the good looks? It's the good looks, isn't it?

    I'm on my phone but this is so wrong it hurts

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    Getting into a GI doc is like trying to see Jesus.

    Neither happens till you are near death.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I'm going to be streaming alien isolation on the oculus for the next like, 30 minutes cuz one of my friends wanted to see (easier said than done btw)

    mic isn't hooked up because I don't want people to hear me be baby

    http://www.twitch.tv/override367

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Today at the supermarket:

    Check out lady: "It looks like you'll be baking something!"

    Me: "Raspberry chocolate brownies!"

    Check out lady: "Wow you'll have to bring me some!"

    Me: "Sure! If there's any left! haha!"

    Check out lady: "Haha! Well I work tomorrow from 3-8pm!"

    Me: *Crap am I obligated to bring a stranger brownies now*

    Also, if it makes you feel any better, she probably feels stupid for saying that as well.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    What's happening to your bod, bro?

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checkout lady wants that gooooood dick

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    @skippydumptruck‌

    Remember, if your pee burns it's either the chipotle or the gonorrhea

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    There was an event today giving out free tix to see Bill Clinton tomorrow so people would go vote early in Las Vegas. I wanted to go but tirrred... :(

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    skooples da fk u doing posting

    waiting for my fucking peas to cook so I can eat dinner?

    "peas"

    uhh

    thats LITERALLY over half of the word peasant WAT THE FUCK R U THINKING

    lik u can even till

    gud season 4 crops

    BET U DIDNT EVEN NO THAT

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    There was an event today giving out free tix to see Bill Clinton tomorrow so people would go vote early in Las Vegas. I wanted to go but tirrred... :(
    Personally, I wouldn't want to see any politician talk, even for free...

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Nooo Romo!

    what happened

    Reinjured his back. Im not a Cowboys fan but I've always been a fan of Romo. : (

    Why? Is it the years of never developing into an experienced QB, finding ways to lose when a game should be won?

    Is it the good looks? It's the good looks, isn't it?

    I'm on my phone but this is so wrong it hurts

    I'm on my phone too. Always. Computer is only for watching the walking dead and taxes.

    Also as a Cowboys fan I feel eminently more qualified to comment on romo's comedy of errors that has been his career.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Here's a Romo Refresher!

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000299491/article/tony-romos-10-most-heartbreaking-losses

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    What's happening to your bod, bro?

    Not quite sure. Like a week ago I had a real bad metallic/sour taste in my mouth, which I read could be stomach acid. Also felt overall a little queasy.

    Subsided a bit, and Saturday the taste mostly went away, but now there's a brief and pretty mild but sharp pain my abdomen, and I feel pretty bloated and gassy.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    What's happening to your bod, bro?

    Not quite sure. Like a week ago I had a real bad metallic/sour taste in my mouth, which I read could be stomach acid. Also felt overall a little queasy.

    Subsided a bit, and Saturday the taste mostly went away, but now there's a brief and pretty mild but sharp pain my abdomen, and I feel pretty bloated and gassy.

    possibly host to alien facehugger

    reporting to cdc for quarantine

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    There was an event today giving out free tix to see Bill Clinton tomorrow so people would go vote early in Las Vegas. I wanted to go but tirrred... :(
    Personally, I wouldn't want to see any politician talk, even for free...

    Slick Willy is a show, man.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    There was an event today giving out free tix to see Bill Clinton tomorrow so people would go vote early in Las Vegas. I wanted to go but tirrred... :(
    Personally, I wouldn't want to see any politician talk, even for free...

    Considering my social life is quite empty right now and I want to make some connections with people I share ideologies with it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    But having worked until 7am it was not happening.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Yay Sega confirmed Valkyria Chronicles to PC

    YES

    bloodyroarxx on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Also maybe I meet someone with the local DNC and get a job so I can finally quit working for Big Box retailer where everyday this video is relevant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

    The answer is yes.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    What's happening to your bod, bro?

    Not quite sure. Like a week ago I had a real bad metallic/sour taste in my mouth, which I read could be stomach acid. Also felt overall a little queasy.

    Subsided a bit, and Saturday the taste mostly went away, but now there's a brief and pretty mild but sharp pain my abdomen, and I feel pretty bloated and gassy.

    It could just be gastritis. While you are waiting to see a doctor, you might want to buy some omeprazole or nexium and take one a day for a couple weeks.

    Neco on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Tried to see a gastroenterologist today. Called like 3 different places. Soonest appointment for end of November at all of them.

    Guess I'll just lay here and die.

    What's happening to your bod, bro?

    Not quite sure. Like a week ago I had a real bad metallic/sour taste in my mouth, which I read could be stomach acid. Also felt overall a little queasy.

    Subsided a bit, and Saturday the taste mostly went away, but now there's a brief and pretty mild but sharp pain my abdomen, and I feel pretty bloated and gassy.

    I can tell you it's not gallstones

    and that you should be glad it's not gallstones

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    scheck D:

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    It could be prostate stones.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Huh

    Apparently the word "ewok" is never used in Return of the Jedi outside of the credits

    Interesting(?)

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Also maybe I meet someone with the local DNC and get a job so I can finally quit working for Big Box retailer where everyday this video is relevant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

    The answer is yes.

    @skippydumptruck‌ this is that sketch Iwas telling you about!

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Also maybe I meet someone with the local DNC and get a job so I can finally quit working for Big Box retailer where everyday this video is relevant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

    The answer is yes.

    this video of a UK comedy duo, performing a sketch from their show that was made and broadcast in the UK, is apparently not available in the fucking UK!!!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    It could be prostate stones.

    good avatar for this post

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »

    War. War never changes.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    VALKYRIA CHRONICLES

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »

    but what about mac

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »

    so excited!!

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »

    but what about mac

    lol

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Valkyria Chronicles has been on my list of games to get for PS3 since I got a PS3

    I really want to finally play that fuckin' game :|

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    If Valkyria Chronicles wasn't made I probably would not be posting here.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    VALKYRIA CHRONICLES

    In which Japanese Jews are oppressed by European historical revisionists.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    scheck D:

    i warned u man

    im pornogrpahic

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »

    but what about mac

    top 3 reaction .gif ever incoming

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Wash wrote: »
    Valkyria Chronicles has been on my list of games to get for PS3 since I got a PS3

    I really want to finally play that fuckin' game :|

    Despite playing it at the age of, like, 22, it has been pretty influential in how I now view games. It's also, tangentially, what got me into XCOM.

    Also it's rad I <3 it omg

    My steam avatar is still from it.

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