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Singularity Satans 2014

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am have a hard time imagining my satan being stoked about having me as a satanee so every time I see that I think something like "well I guess it's not #pipe"

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Oh

    Oh no

    I am so excited and so scared for this satanee

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    ceres wrote: »
    I am have a hard time imagining my satan being stoked about having me as a satanee so every time I see that I think something like "well I guess it's not #pipe"

    See and anytime someone says they're excited or intimidated by their Satanee, I assume it's me 8-)

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I'm excited to have a satanee I don't really recognize :)

    Lets me get to know new people!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Ok done, thank you :)

    neville on
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Hm, there's probably a thing I should mention. I live with someone who might see a package addressed from Satan, and legit freak out in a bad way.
    Can you reveal your satanhood inside the package, and leave the satanic source a secret? I know it's a bummer, but thanks Secret Satan!
    Also, I know I dropped some weird info in the signup message, but there's no pressure on you to gift with regard to it. My hope is that you have some fun! Your gift ideas are fantastic btw, don't even fret.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So you're saying cover the box in occult symbols and pentagrams

    Got it

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I hope that Virgil's Satan addresses it from "Totally Not Satan"

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Also, once again sorry to my Satan that I don't have an amazon wishlist, but amazon just isn't a particularly big thing over in aus.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ahahahahaha

    I am quietly freaking out about my Satanee.

    Such pressure.

    It's okay dude, I'm sure I'll love whatever you get me.

    your satan is sending me in a box

    Like I said

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Also, once again sorry to my Satan that I don't have an amazon wishlist, but amazon just isn't a particularly big thing over in aus.

    I read aus as anus at first

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Also, once again sorry to my Satan that I don't have an amazon wishlist, but amazon just isn't a particularly big thing over in aus.

    I read aus as anus at first

    Amazon has all sorts of particularly big things for that area.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE

    Welp, I know what I'm getting my Satanee.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Oh man

    my satanee is going to be a challenge to find stuff for, I think

    but it helps that I respect the crap out of them so it'll be all worth it in the end

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Ooooh my Satanee has good taste. It's bad because it makes me want to get them lots of things.

    Very excited.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I respect my Sataner so much that as a sign of respect I'm going to shave and mail them my beard.

    That's mad props, yo.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I respect my Sataner so much that as a sign of respect I'm going to shave and mail them my beard.

    That's mad props, yo.

    The ultimate sacrifice. Whoever your Satanee is better be honored.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Satan, I would like to make a request that, if it is at all possible, you draw a velociraptor punching a guy somewhere on the packaging of my gift.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Thanks to @stale for buying me a book already.
    <3<3<3

    (I'm not his Satanee, I don't believe.)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Well.

    Today I was out and about most of the day.

    I came home from spaghetti and meatballs dinner (ugh I'm going to explode) and there, propped against my door, mysteriously wrapped in blue...

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    Was a package with a card labeled "LS"!

    Wait a minute... Satan, how do your devilish minions act so swiftly?

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    An envoy of evil suggests that I should beware of a second gift! In rhyming form, no less! Heavens! What could be inside this first wicked package?

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    A sleeve for my MacBook Pro so I don't have to lug a horrible ugly briefcase to work! I really really needed one of these!

    Also I'm now absolutely dying of curiosity about who my Satan is or who they drafted who knows me and lives here in Austin! There's only a handful of us that I'm aware of... OoOOOooooo MYSTERIES!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Also, anyone who wants to do chain updates once we start getting reveals? Just make sure to @ tag me so I can see them. :)

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE

    Welp, I know what I'm getting my Satanee.

    No joke,
    I've put that on my secret Adam & Eve wishlist before with total seriousness but have since thought better of trying that. Not interested in hurting myself.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE

    Welp, I know what I'm getting my Satanee.

    No joke,
    I've put that on my secret Adam & Eve wishlist before with total seriousness but have since thought better of trying that. Not interested in hurting myself.

    Out of curiosity, I looked it up for pricing

    Did you know that you can get a used Great American Challenge for like $5 less than new?

    Sheri on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Oh lord. Do I want to know what the great american challenge is?
    Also holy balls you guys work fast

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    This will be an interesting challenge...

    Added wishlist to signature, will be further updated over the course of this week. Feel free to ignore it completely - I love surprises.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Oh lord. Do I want to know what the great american challenge is?

    I mean... maybe?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Oh lord it's bigger than that woman's head

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Holy crap, that was fast.

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    RayzeRayze Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I respect my Sataner so much that as a sign of respect I'm going to shave and mail them my beard.

    That's mad props, yo.

    I know it's not me since I doubt many people know of me around these parts but I know people at work who shaved someone's beard and made a completely new beard for someone else who can't grow one so it's not a very farfetched idea. And yes, it's weird/disgusting to look at

    Now that I know who my satanee is, they are going to get a nice drawing from my husband. It won't a NSFW one like the ones Khoo or Cilla Black got but it will be epic, mark my words

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    why did I google that

    I figured it was maybe a really big cheese steak or something

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've known who my Satanee is for 45 minutes and I'm already a slacker? Geez..

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I have an idea what to get my Satan, but first, delicious gummies.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    No NSFW? Fuck. What the hell am I supposed to do with this box of condoms that don't fit?

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I am so torn. There's like...200 things on this wishlist.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Dear Satan,

    I will be adding some more stuff to the wishlist soon.

    I have a good PC for gaming, no current gen consoles.

    I wear small shirts, and I have a peanut allergy.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Satan,

    The complete series of Boy Meets World is on sale on Woot! (one of the woot sites anyway) for $30. I love Boy Meets World but don't have the series on DVD

    Hint hint

    Goose! on
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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    Alright, finally found some time to do this. I shall now tell Satan what my cold black heart desires most.

    *Ahem*

    Dear Canadian Satan (Hey Buddy!),

    My, what a roller coaster of a year we have had! The people, the places, the adventures; the crippling, debilitating alcoholism. Truly we have had a year of trials, tribulations and and setting old 70s Buicks on fire. But as the year winds down and I return to more responsible activities (like finishing up my bachelors degree), I take stock of the lessons I've learned over the last year, and the wisdom I've gained from them.

    It amounts to jack shit, even with the Buick burnings. So why don't you play the roll of the birthday skeleton (or in this case festivus skeleton), and I'll tell you what frivolous material wealth I desire.

    Anyways, I've got a list of things I fancy to one degree or another. I, like many people on our humble SE++ am a geek/gamer of all sorts. There's a litany of gaming awesome I've missed in the last year or so; I don't even own any of the current gen consoles. Still, games are always cool, as are gaming paraphernalia. I've also got a bit of a vice problem (I say "problem"). Things like whisky, beer, cigars, jazz, leather goods etc. Also books and comics. I'm kinda all over the place.

    I have an amazon wishlist embedded in my signature which I use as a catch-all for anything I find on the internet that catches my fancy (thank you, Add to Amazon Wish List button!). I'll do my best to prioritize things I actually want instead of just stuff I throw on there so I won't forget it.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Also, once again sorry to my Satan that I don't have an amazon wishlist, but amazon just isn't a particularly big thing over in aus.

    I read aus as anus at first

    Amazon has all sorts of particularly big things for that area.

    "snap" seems like the wrong sort of response to this particular sentiment

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