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US Congress: John Boehner STILL Can't Count (But Nancy Pelosi Is A Boss)

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    tsmvengy wrote: »
    Viskod wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Viskod wrote: »
    How do you vote for someone like Gohmert? Like seriously. How can there be more people that think "Yes, let's send this poor, confused, mentally deficient man to represent us." than not.

    I don't think I've ever heard him say anything that wasn't tinfoil hat dodo bonkers.

    American voters are amazingly, mind boggling stupid.

    I know, I lament this often. But in his case, he is just so obviously mentally disturbed that I'm having a hard time accepting that so many people in Texas are that stupid. The only other person I can think of off the top of my head that's as equally gullible when it comes to crackpot conspiracies is Michelle Bachmann and even then between the two of them I think Gohmert comes out ahead.

    I keep thinking "If I was a Republican in Texas, I would be infuriated that the party sent an imbecile like that to Congress" but then I have to remind myself that when I think to myself "If I was Republican" that assumes that as a Republican I want to first and formost attempt to act in good faith for the country.

    The kinds of people who vote in GOP primaries in Texas love reps like Gohmert - the nuttier the better! And it's gone ~70% for GOP candidates in the last 4 presidential elections, so it's not like some Dem is going to win there.

    Reading between the lines of those results on Wiki it looks like Gohmert got in on after Tom Delay decided they should redistrict in the middle of the decade because 9/11 or some shit.

    2002:
    John Lawrence REP* 66,081 43.81% 20,030 42.73%
    Max Sandlin - Incumbent DEM* 84,765 56.19% 26,847 57.27%
    Vote Total 150,846 46,877

    2004:Republican Louie Gohmert 157,068 61.5 Increase17.9
    Democratic Max Sandlin 96,281 37.7 Decrease18.7
    Libertarian Dean Tucker 2,158 0.8

    So you can thank Tom Delay. Also I love how wiki includes results back to 2004 but not 2002 for that district.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Because that district didn't exist until 2004. Voting results before that would be for a different TX-1. They made the changes because they could.
    After Republicans won control of the Texas state legislature in 2002 for the first time in 130 years, they intended to work toward establishing a majority of House of Representatives seats from Texas held by their party. After the 2002 election, Democrats had a 17–15 edge in House seats representing Texas, although the state's voters voted for Republicans in congressional races by a 55-45 margin. After a protracted partisan struggle, the legislature enacted a new congressional districting map, Plan 1374C, introduced in the Texas House by Representative Phil King of Weatherford. In the 2004 congressional elections, Republicans won 21 seats to the Democrats' 11.

    On June 28, 2006, the Supreme Court of the United States issued an opinion that threw out one of the districts in the plan as a violation of the 1965 Voting Rights Act and ordered the lower court to produce a remedial plan, which it did in Plan 1440C. The Supreme Court ruling was not seen as seriously threatening Republican gains from the 2004 elections.

    Thank god the supreme court eventually threw out part of the VRA.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    I live in Gohmert's district. I like to think that people vote him into congress to keep him from being a judge.

    But that's my own fantasy world. In reality people here REALLY don't think he's a bad guy and thinks the media gives him a bad rep.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    People who vote for Gohmert do so under the "Will this stick it to the libs" mindset. Its fucking awful there is a segment of our voting populace that is spite voting and doesn't give a shit about who they are voting for. This same group also chastises the democratic party for just putting up "not republican" candidates!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People who vote for Gohmert do so under the "Will this stick it to the libs" mindset. Its fucking awful there is a segment of our voting populace that is spite voting and doesn't give a shit about who they are voting for. This same group also chastises the democratic party for just putting up "not republican" candidates!

    People who vote for Coburn say the same thing.

    Except in Moore. For some reason, there's a prevailing bit of disgust with him in Moore. I'm actually really surprised how long that's lasted... not that it matters anymore, but still.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People who vote for Gohmert do so under the "Will this stick it to the libs" mindset. Its fucking awful there is a segment of our voting populace that is spite voting and doesn't give a shit about who they are voting for. This same group also chastises the democratic party for just putting up "not republican" candidates!

    You think that is bad, look up what rolling coal is.

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People who vote for Gohmert do so under the "Will this stick it to the libs" mindset. Its fucking awful there is a segment of our voting populace that is spite voting and doesn't give a shit about who they are voting for. This same group also chastises the democratic party for just putting up "not republican" candidates!

    You think that is bad, look up what rolling coal is.

    I can't say I'm surprised, but really what the fuck is WRONG with people?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I fucking hate those people with a passion. Way too common here.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I fucking hate those people with a passion. Way too common here.

    A man was found hanged by the neck in some state, Mississippi I think. He served 27 years for killing a lady ina robbery, but him getting hung to an awful LOT of the commenters was "justice being served".

    There is a dangerous undercurrent of asshole stupidity in our electorate.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I fucking hate those people with a passion. Way too common here.

    A man was found hanged by the neck in some state, Mississippi I think. He served 27 years for killing a lady ina robbery, but him getting hung to an awful LOT of the commenters was "justice being served".

    There is a dangerous undercurrent of asshole stupidity in our electorate.

    We're still waiting to see if that was a suicide or an actual lynching.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I fucking hate those people with a passion. Way too common here.

    A man was found hanged by the neck in some state, Mississippi I think. He served 27 years for killing a lady ina robbery, but him getting hung to an awful LOT of the commenters was "justice being served".

    There is a dangerous undercurrent of asshole stupidity in our electorate.

    We're still waiting to see if that was a suicide or an actual lynching.

    A black man hanging from a tree by a noose, in Mississippi? Yeah lets go with suicide.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I fucking hate those people with a passion. Way too common here.

    A man was found hanged by the neck in some state, Mississippi I think. He served 27 years for killing a lady ina robbery, but him getting hung to an awful LOT of the commenters was "justice being served".

    There is a dangerous undercurrent of asshole stupidity in our electorate.

    We're still waiting to see if that was a suicide or an actual lynching.

    A black man hanging from a tree by a noose, in Mississippi? Yeah lets go with suicide.

    Last time this happened, it was.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Let us not go down that path in this thread.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, he was last seen when alive at a casino. It could have gone very poorly for him there.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I'm sure he's fully aware of it.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    again: hypocrisy is the constant state of being of most politicians

    pointing out their inconsistencies is...unproductive, at best

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    again: hypocrisy is the constant state of being of most politicians

    pointing out their inconsistencies is...unproductive, at best

    their hypocracies are often fueled by the paranoia that Democrats are doing secretly all the corrupt, insane bullshit that Republicans do openly.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Republican plan should the supremos shoot the ACA subsidies in the head? Get sick and die quickly.
    If the Supreme Court strikes down subsidies to states using the federal health insurance exchanges, Rep. Paul Ryan was asked, should they set up their own exchanges to prevent people from losing their insurance?
    "Oh God, no…The last thing anybody in my opinion would want to do, even if you are not a conservative, is consign your state to this law," the Wisconsin Republican told state legislators Thursday during a conference call organized by the Foundation for Government Accountability, a conservative think-tank. The foundation provided a recording of the call.

    What a guy!

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I think it's very generous of Republicans to volunteer to continue subsidizing the Medicaid expansion in Democratic states while not expecting anything in return.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I think it's very generous of Republicans to volunteer to continue subsidizing the Medicaid expansion in Democratic states while not expecting anything in return.

    gotta make up for the fact that republican controlled states are generally a net loss for the federal budget.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People who vote for Gohmert do so under the "Will this stick it to the libs" mindset. Its fucking awful there is a segment of our voting populace that is spite voting and doesn't give a shit about who they are voting for. This same group also chastises the democratic party for just putting up "not republican" candidates!

    You think that is bad, look up what rolling coal is.

    *eye twitch*

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Rolling Coal makes me wish there was an easy way to route exhaust into the A/C system.

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    I would not be surprised if they've done it accidentally a time or three.

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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    "Look, there was a free and fair democratic election, the only nation in the region that will have such a thing," the Arizona lawmaker said. "The president should get over it. Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. President. It's time that we work together with our Israeli friends and try to stem this tide of ISIS and Iranian movement throughout the region, which is threatening the very fabric of the region."
    source

    You goddamned un-American piece of shit, your father and grandfather are spinning in their graves because of you. Every single fucking sentence in that statement is a bald-faced lie and you know it. You've chosen to disrespect the man America elected to lead it on behalf of an alien politician in a foreign country, and for that you should be dismissed from Congress and registered under the Foreign Agents Registration Act.

    Rrrgh. Everything in that little snarkfest, especially the bolded, ticks me off. And it's not as if he's some upjumped franchise owner or pastor from the sticks, he knows not to do this and yet he still does it.

    Remind me again why we can't register AIPAC and the ADL as foreign organizations and seize Sheldon Adelson's money.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The hilarious part about that is John McCain trying to lecture someone over their temper. That's some fucking high comedy.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    There are a lot of things I would like to say about John McCain, but unlike him I'm a decent human being that detests the feeling of feces erupting from my mouth

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    HuuHuu Registered User regular
    "Look, there was a free and fair democratic election, the only nation in the region that will have such a thing," the Arizona lawmaker said. "The president should get over it. Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. President. It's time that we work together with our Israeli friends and try to stem this tide of ISIS and Iranian movement throughout the region, which is threatening the very fabric of the region."
    source

    You goddamned un-American piece of shit, your father and grandfather are spinning in their graves because of you. Every single fucking sentence in that statement is a bald-faced lie and you know it. You've chosen to disrespect the man America elected to lead it on behalf of an alien politician in a foreign country, and for that you should be dismissed from Congress and registered under the Foreign Agents Registration Act.

    Rrrgh. Everything in that little snarkfest, especially the bolded, ticks me off. And it's not as if he's some upjumped franchise owner or pastor from the sticks, he knows not to do this and yet he still does it.

    Remind me again why we can't register AIPAC and the ADL as foreign organizations and seize Sheldon Adelson's money.

    I see Mr failed-presidential-run conveniently forgot that ISIS and Iranian movement only happens because he and his ilk mounted a failed invasion that did nothing but destabilize the area. Of course responsibility and republicans is like oil and water.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Don't say oil, might spark another republican invasion lust.

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    HuuHuu Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Don't say oil, might spark another republican invasion lust.

    Have you heard their latest talk about Iran? I would say their invasion lust is already reaching frothing levels.

    But your advice is noted

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    I'm not sure the republicans are smart enough to realize Iran has oil, and that's why Iran wants nuclear power..so they can stop burning their own oil in power plants and sell it for more profits.

    I think they are pro-bomb Iran because they thing Iran is a stereotype beard stroking villain who wants to nuke Israel.

    Buttcleft on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Also the really shocking part of that story is that McCain was only on one Sunday show and it was CNN's.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I would love it if American News Media suddenly had a resurgence of integrity and stopped booking conservatives so they can go full nutbag with their bullshit.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I'm not sure the republicans are smart enough to realize Iran has oil, and that's why Iran wants nuclear power..so they can stop burning their own oil in power plants and sell it for more profits.

    I think they are pro-bomb Iran because they thing Iran is a stereotype beard stroking villain who wants to nuke Israel.

    I'm pretty sure Iran would very much like a nuclear weapon so the crazy fucking super power doesn't invade them the next time it's stupid enough to elect a Republican President.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I'm not sure the republicans are smart enough to realize Iran has oil, and that's why Iran wants nuclear power..so they can stop burning their own oil in power plants and sell it for more profits.

    I think they are pro-bomb Iran because they thing Iran is a stereotype beard stroking villain who wants to nuke Israel.

    I'm pretty sure Iran would very much like a nuclear weapon so the crazy fucking super power doesn't invade them the next time it's stupid enough to elect a Republican President.

    Also a fair point, and to counterpoint another reason why republicans don't want Iran to have a bomb because then we'd be unable to shit n them in the future if we wanted to.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I would love it if American News Media suddenly had a resurgence of integrity and stopped booking conservatives so they can go full nutbag with their bullshit.

    Not to give other facets undue credit, but nobody watches cable news. Seriously. PBS News Hour has a larger viewership than all of cable news combined for that timeslot, and PBS is the least watched broadcast news show.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    the problem is that cable news is watched by politicians and the constituents they hear from

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I would love it if American News Media suddenly had a resurgence of integrity and stopped booking conservatives so they can go full nutbag with their bullshit.

    Not to give other facets undue credit, but nobody watches cable news. Seriously. PBS News Hour has a larger viewership than all of cable news combined for that timeslot, and PBS is the least watched broadcast news show.

    And those motherfuckers love them some John McCain too.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I remain unconvinced that Iran actually wants the bomb.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I remain unconvinced that Iran actually wants the bomb.

    Only old white conservatives are scared about Iran having a bomb, everyone else sees it for what it is..Good ol' fashion American Greed. They want to stop burning their oil for power so they can sell it, pure and simple.

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