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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    me and @Poorochondriac have just planned an all day marathon of Fast Five, Fast Six, Tokyo Drift and Furious Seven

    I have seen none of them, he has only seen Fast Five

    I anticipate we will be drooling idiots by the end, most likely due to the excessive alcohol consumption

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    What is Moana again

    It's an upcoming feature-length animated film from Disney that will basically be a lot like Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker.

    I am very excited for it.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    A little over 21 hours and I'll be able to see Furious 7!

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Oh yeah that movie

    Sweet deal

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    me and @Poorochondriac have just planned an all day marathon of Fast Five, Fast Six, Tokyo Drift and Furious Seven

    I have seen none of them, he has only seen Fast Five

    I anticipate we will be drooling idiots by the end, most likely due to the excessive alcohol consumption

    You have to do signature cocktails.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I wonder what the music in Moana is going to be like

    the guys in charge do not seem to have big songwriting resumes

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Okay

    Here goes a potentially life-changing experience

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    PERD HAPLEY?!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Mr. G wrote: »
    PERD HAPLEY?!
    The story of these cars

    is that they go fast

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    "vin diesel, you're going to jail"

    -30 seconds later-

    okay vin diesel is no longer going to jail

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I'm 15 minutes in and I swear there has been less than a full page worth of dialogue so far

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    me and @Poorochondriac have just planned an all day marathon of Fast Five, Fast Six, Tokyo Drift and Furious Seven

    I have seen none of them, he has only seen Fast Five

    I anticipate we will be drooling idiots by the end, most likely due to the excessive alcohol consumption

    Given how drunk I plan on being, how do we feel about referring to the overall marathon as The Fast and the Slurious

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Mr. G I am very excited for you to get to the most homoerotic fight scene I've ever seen

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I hope every 20 minutes Vin Diesel is captured only to immediately escape again

    Just over and over

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    me and @Poorochondriac have just planned an all day marathon of Fast Five, Fast Six, Tokyo Drift and Furious Seven

    I have seen none of them, he has only seen Fast Five

    I anticipate we will be drooling idiots by the end, most likely due to the excessive alcohol consumption

    Given how drunk I plan on being, how do we feel about referring to the overall marathon as The Fast and the Slurious

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I hope every 20 minutes Vin Diesel is captured only to immediately escape again

    Just over and over

    Next summer Vin Diesel escapes into his greatest role yet:

    Mr. Miracle!

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Now that I know the new one has Kurt Russell as the Suit-Wearing Businessman Bad Guy

    This Suit-Wearing Businessman Bad Guy can only pale in comparison

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I barely even remember who the actual villain of Fast Five was
    You could tell me it was just a Guy Who Doesn't Want Them to Go Fast and I'd go, yeah, sounds about right

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    in a world where people are slow and calm,

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    He was a really rich Brazilian guy.

    All The Facts You Need.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I guess The Rock is technically the bad guy but he's The Rock so it's impossible to root against him

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Make another remake of Dragnet starring The Rock as Joe Friday

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I guess The Rock is technically the bad guy but he's The Rock so it's impossible to root against him

    The Rock is the antagonist but not the bad guy.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Rock is the bad guy in the way that like, Batman is a bad guy to Superman for that first bit of the World's Finest movie
    It's just a misunderstanding

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I just discovered there was almost a live-action Johnny Bravo movie starring The Rock and what the FUCK why doesn't this movie exist and why haven't I seen it at least five times

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    oh mannnnnn there is some real good COPTECH going on

    The Rock just told somebody to enhance an image

    The people were wearing masks over their faces

    The Rock tells them to run facial recognition software on the blurry image of people wearing masks and it IMMEDIATELY matches Vin Diesel and Paul Walker

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Just saw a TV preview for movie that we need to talk about in here.

    Paul Blart mall cop 2.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I don't know a damn thing about cars so I am constantly having a reaction of "the way the camera is sweeping around is telling me this is a nice car"

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Just saw a TV preview for movie that we need to talk about in here.

    Paul Blart mall cop 2.

    No we don't.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    me and @Poorochondriac have just planned an all day marathon of Fast Five, Fast Six, Tokyo Drift and Furious Seven

    I have seen none of them, he has only seen Fast Five

    I anticipate we will be drooling idiots by the end, most likely due to the excessive alcohol consumption

    I want to go to there

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I don't know a damn thing about cars so I am constantly having a reaction of "the way the camera is sweeping around is telling me this is a nice car"

    the cars in the fast and furious movies are very nice cars

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The cars in the Fast and Furious movies are both furious and fast

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I don't know a damn thing about cars so I am constantly having a reaction of "the way the camera is sweeping around is telling me this is a nice car"

    the cars in the fast and furious movies are very nice cars

    I dunno, my 1997 Ford Explorer is pretty good too

    I put a little Rocket Raccoon bobblehead on the dashboard

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have a stuffed Grimace that has ridden on the dashboard of my last 4 vehicles.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Just saw a TV preview for movie that we need to talk about in here.

    Paul Blart mall cop 2.

    No we don't.

    My main question is how could it have gotten a sequel?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Watching Paul Blart a little while ago because it just happened to be on TV made me furious

    Because a movie that's Die Hard, but in a mall at Christmas, is a good idea!

    Hell you could even take it and make it a comedy, that would work too!

    It's just

    So bad at that

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    So The Rock's character is named Hobbs

    Please please please PLEASE tell me Vin Diesel's character's middle name is Calvin

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Just saw a TV preview for movie that we need to talk about in here.

    Paul Blart mall cop 2.

    No we don't.

    My main question is how could it have gotten a sequel?

    No

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Just saw a TV preview for movie that we need to talk about in here.

    Paul Blart mall cop 2.

    No we don't.

    My main question is how could it have gotten a sequel?

    No

    You can't stop it. The wheels are already turning.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Something that is really cracking me up watching this is imagining the dialogue where everyone just addresses each other by their full name

    Not even character names, just the actors

    "Good race, Paul Walker"

    "Better luck next time, Vin Diesel"

    "Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, do you really wanna do this"

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