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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The whole movie was really just a love letter to homosexuality

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    The whole movie was really just a love letter to homosexuality

    I mean, he is a sexual tyrannosaurus.

    Also, boner miniguns.

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    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    There is a lot of straight up pornography with far less powerful homoeroticism than the movie Predator

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Hobnail wrote: »
    There is a lot of straight up pornography with far less powerful homoeroticism than the movie Predator

    well yeah I mean it's not gay up pornography

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    There is a lot of straight up pornography with far less powerful homoeroticism than the movie Predator

    well yeah I mean it's not gay up pornography

    I was trying to write a parody version of 'word up' with gay up instead but then I watched the video and I actually think it can just stay how it is

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Furious 7 currently has 24 Top Critic ratings on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Only 2 are negative.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    it's hard to imagine anything that needs a live action adaptation less than winnie the pooh

    like

    i guess christopher robin, the least good character in winnie the pooh, plays a central role? and then oh wait everyone else is just animated anyway

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    it's hard to imagine anything that needs a live action adaptation less than winnie the pooh

    like

    i guess christopher robin, the least good character in winnie the pooh, plays a central role? and then oh wait everyone else is just animated anyway

    Nope

    Big suits

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    There is a lot of straight up pornography with far less powerful homoeroticism than the movie Predator

    The Predator has a mouth that opens up like a fang-filled vagina. The Preda-gina slowly but surely eliminates all of our intrepid, manly, shirtless, sweaty soldiers until the biggest, strongest, sweatiest soldier crushes the Preda-gina under his massive wood.

    Yup, that's ... that's where my mind went just now, sorry about that.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    imagine CG versions of the original toys moving and walking around

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The horror....

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    imagine CG versions of the original toys moving and walking around

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    Ah yes, American McGee's Christopher Robin

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    imagine CG versions of the original toys moving and walking around

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    Bloodborne thread's over there, pal

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    There is a lot of straight up pornography with far less powerful homoeroticism than the movie Predator

    The Predator has a mouth that opens up like a fang-filled vagina. The Preda-gina slowly but surely eliminates all of our intrepid, manly, shirtless, sweaty soldiers until the biggest, strongest, sweatiest soldier crushes the Preda-gina under his massive wood.

    Yup, that's ... that's where my mind went just now, sorry about that.

    Mine went to a picture of the Predator screaming, with the caption at the bottom reading "Cock!". So congratulations for your mind going the more cerebral route.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mine went to a picture of your mom.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Oh, please. Like we haven't seen sexy Predators before.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Immediately after posting that, I realized that I have, in fact, posted a sexy Predator before.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    If I haven't seen Fast 6 will I be lost going into Fast 7?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    If I haven't seen Fast 6 will I be lost going into Fast 7?

    I am not sure any of us have seen it because its out today

    but the thing that instigates the villain attacking the crew in 7 to do so is from 6

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    You should watch Fast 6 cause it's really good but I feel ok saying that the intricate mythology of the Fastiverse will be follow able without it.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I bought a ticket for furious 7.

    The last one I went to see was the first one.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You should watch Fast 6 cause it's really good but I feel ok saying that the intricate mythology of the Fastiverse will be follow able without it.

    They also usually put in a quick recap sequence

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I bought a ticket for furious 7.

    The last one I went to see was the first one.

    Hopefully this will inspire you to watch the rest of the good ones after!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watch them all!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I think I have time to rewatch 6 before I go to see 7 tonight

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    When it comes to homoeroticism I first think of the arm clasp from Predator.

    http://youtu.be/FWaxYpcdfDo

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    the people who go see 7 today, let me know if I really should be watching 6 before heading out.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Watch 5 and 6 tonight, wait to see 7 tomorrow. It'll be worth it, trust me!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    By the way, the most homoerotic relationship is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed in Rocky 3.

    http://youtu.be/h0qVUn4797g
    Gayyyyyy

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Remember, they can't actually hear the music we can.

    Or do they?

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    the people who go see 7 today, let me know if I really should be watching 6 before heading out.

    You really should, because it's fun

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    N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    So I'm marathoning Fast/Furious movies to see 7 next week. I had forgotten how very Keanu Reeves-esque Paul Walker is in the first one.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Well, the first one pretty much is Point Break with Cars.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    I've heard a lot of "But I haven't seen one through six yet!" in regards to Furious 7. And I don't. . . I don't think those people know what these movies are.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I just rewatched Fast 5, Furious 6 and then, keeping it all canon chronological, Tokyo Drift for the first time.

    I AM READY

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I've heard a lot of "But I haven't seen one through six yet!" in regards to Furious 7. And I don't. . . I don't think those people know what these movies are.

    Movies that actually rely pretty heavily on the characters' relationships and shared history?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    never seen a fast/furious movie

    but my understanding is that they are basically saints row level absurdist parodies at this point?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I've heard a lot of "But I haven't seen one through six yet!" in regards to Furious 7. And I don't. . . I don't think those people know what these movies are.

    Movies that actually rely pretty heavily on the characters' relationships and shared history?

    Every review I have read has specifically called out that this probably wont work as a stand alone movie

    You need to see at least the last couple, yeah

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm probably the biggest proponent here when it comes to watching all of the movies.

    That being said, you can watch any of them in any order and be absolutely fine.

    They aren't exactly deep.

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