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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i'm trying to repair our toilet paper holder. it has two little arms with the recessed hole for the spring-loaded roll holder. one of the arms broke off. it seems like some of the metal bonding it to the base plate rotted away or something?

    i think i will try to just slather it in super glue. if that doesn't work then i guess borrow a power drill and just buy a new unit for a few bucks from aamzon?

    power drill

    *zip zip*

    done

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    So I happened to read a comment on a Youtube video where Jim Sterling wades through the early access sewers.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I just realized, I don't think I ever submitted an assignment late once during university

    I may have missed a couple while I had mono but that's it

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i now know that people buy amiboos to masturbate on them. . .

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I'm of the opinion that Atheism has turned into its own religion.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    and their God is Richard Dawkins.

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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm rarely weirded out by explicit niche porn.

    I'm more weirded out by shit like bubble porn.

    That probably says more about me than it does about porn
    Is...Bubble porn exactly what it means on the tin or is it something less intuitive.
    My search history hangs in the balance on such questions.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think having sex with cars as a person is weirder than dragons/cars. Dragons/cars is at least logical in its own way

    what way is that

    Before these negotiations begin, let it be known that I have many valuable chu secrets that I could let slip at any time

    Anyway, if you're into the concept of big things into small receptacles, there's some elements of asymmetric power in a sexual setting as well as [another reason i forgot because i'm still sort of drunk]

    it follows that eventually one gets into the idea of a giant fantastical animal dominating and defiling a symbol of cruel modernity

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    i now know that people buy amiboos to masturbate on them. . .

    Doesn't surprise me one bit.

    Pretty sure thats a bad thing.

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    BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm rarely weirded out by explicit niche porn.

    I'm more weirded out by shit like bubble porn.

    That probably says more about me than it does about porn
    Is...Bubble porn exactly what it means on the tin or is it something less intuitive.
    My search history hangs in the balance on such questions.

    its turning not porn into something that looks like censored porn using bubbles.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    I just realized, I don't think I ever submitted an assignment late once during university

    I may have missed a couple while I had mono but that's it

    it's probably because you're not the worst. Worst student, and just the worst in general

    it's me

    I am the worst

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm rarely weirded out by explicit niche porn.

    I'm more weirded out by shit like bubble porn.

    That probably says more about me than it does about porn
    Is...Bubble porn exactly what it means on the tin or is it something less intuitive.
    My search history hangs in the balance on such questions.

    Mormon bubble porn, which is where an image that looks like bubbles is applied over an image of someone scantily clad yet still not "naked", giving the illusion they're naked under said bubble image.

    Look at r/bubbling for examples.

    matt has a problem on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
    slash fiction is a subset of fan fiction featuring same sex romance / sex

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    "Your inferior causal mind" would be a remarkable insult were it not surely a typo

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I just realized, I don't think I ever submitted an assignment late once during university

    I may have missed a couple while I had mono but that's it

    lookit this nerd with his academic adequacy.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm rarely weirded out by explicit niche porn.

    I'm more weirded out by shit like bubble porn.

    That probably says more about me than it does about porn
    Is...Bubble porn exactly what it means on the tin or is it something less intuitive.
    My search history hangs in the balance on such questions.

    It's that porn that isn't porn that Mormons like where naughty bits are blurred out with bubbles. Maybe.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    got damn

    i'm submitting a picture of myself to r/bubbling

    i've always wanted to know... what i look like naked..

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    ecci4ew7gula.jpg

    Hey, it's that girl! I can't wait to see what ridiculous, garish shades they pick out for her. You know they're coming.

    Ilpala on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    jubilee casting?

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?

    "Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    to be fair though I did have to spend most of yesterday moving all my stuff to a new apartment (that I only have for 2 months, whee)

    moving is so stressful. Not very conducive to getting all my uni stuff done

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    therapy dogs really make you happier
    but unfortunately i just want to play with dogs the rest of the day and not do any actual work.

    Bless your heart.
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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Ilpala wrote: »
    ecci4ew7gula.jpg

    Hey, it's that girl! I can't wait to see what ridiculous, garish shades they pick out for her. You know they're coming.

    Theres somethin weird goin on in that photograph. The girl on the lefts hands are in her pocket.. their upper bodies are trying to get close together but their lower bodies are far as fuck apart. Hmmm.

    Handsome Costanza on
    Nintendo Switch friend code: 7305-5583-0420. Add me!
    Resident 8bitdo expert.
    Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
    slash fiction is a subset of fan fiction featuring same sex romance / sex

    If it's Wonder Woman making out with Indiana Jones, it's fan fiction. If it's Wonder Woman making out with Mrs. Butterworth, it's slash fiction?

    EDIT: Google says both cases would be slash fiction.

    emnmnme on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
    *bookmarks*

    If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?

    "Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.

    Rule 34 is "there is porn of everything."

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2015
    Trace wrote: »
    I'm of the opinion that Atheism has turned into its own religion.

    there is nothing functionally different about the conviction that there is no god versus the conviction that there is

    Vanguard on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I just realized, I don't think I ever submitted an assignment late once during university

    I may have missed a couple while I had mono but that's it

    lookit this nerd with his academic adequacy.

    I mean I still did them all the night before

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    One time I found some mormon-themed porn.

    Like all the actors were wearing the special underpants and being all "oh hello, brother in christ" &c.

    Then they banged.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    therapy dogs really make you happier
    but unfortunately i just want to play with dogs the rest of the day and not do any actual work.

    man if i could go home and play with my dogs RIGHT NOW i totally would

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Oh God. we can finally have an jubilee in classic character attire. hipsters are now aping early 90s fashion.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    did anyone see yesterday's daily show?

    he fucking grilled judith miller

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think having sex with cars as a person is weirder than dragons/cars. Dragons/cars is at least logical in its own way

    what way is that

    Both are imaginary.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    "Your inferior causal mind" would be a remarkable insult were it not surely a typo

    In related news I'm waiting for the promised chatter and philosophy thread regular with the username Causal, he who will deliver us from bad logic

    praise dorkins

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    and their God is Richard Dawkins.

    Science damn you!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    therapy dogs really make you happier
    but unfortunately i just want to play with dogs the rest of the day and not do any actual work.

    Yeah, work ground to a halt when Rosie the therapy dog passed through my school.

    smile wag wag smile

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    ecci4ew7gula.jpg

    Hey, it's that girl! I can't wait to see what ridiculous, garish shades they pick out for her. You know they're coming.

    Theres somethin weird goin on in that photograph. The girl on the lefts hands are in her pocket.. their upper bodies are trying to get close together but their lower bodies are far as fuck apart. Hmmm.

    pretty sure you're reading too far into that

    also what she's wearing right now is basically a perfect jubilee outfit

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wish I invented dynamite. Or commercialized lightbulbs. Or was a robber baron (Medieval German or 1900's US).
    He was a chemist, engineer, and inventor. In 1894, Nobel purchased the Bofors iron and steel mill, which he made into a major armaments manufacturer. Nobel also invented ballistite. This invention was a precursor to many smokeless military explosives, especially the British smokeless powder cordite. As a consequence of his patent claims, Nobel was eventually involved in a patent infringement lawsuit over cordite. Nobel amassed a fortune during his lifetime, with most of his wealth from his 355 inventions, of which dynamite is the most famous.[7]

    In 1888, Nobel was astonished to read his own obituary, titled The merchant of death is dead, in a French newspaper. As it was Alfred's brother Ludvig who had died, the obituary was eight years premature. The article disconcerted Nobel and made him apprehensive about how he would be remembered. This inspired him to change his will.

    Any thoughts on what you want to do with yourself aside from inventing stuff or robbing people?

    Or dating waifus. That is a given.

    Manager for Tay Sway is my dream job, of course.

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