i've noticed that a lot of people say their cats are awesome because they act just like dogs.
but dogs also act just like dogs. Seems like they should cut out the middleman.
incorrect
living with a dog in the city a huge, huge commitment
living with a dog in nyc in a small apartment is straight up abuse
my cat is not awesome because she acts like a dog
she is awesome because she does everything cats do AS WELL AS the few things i like about dogs
#rekt
taking a dog on a walk daily so it gets some exercise isn't some onerous task. and you get exercise too at the same time! Plenty of dogs do just fine in apartments, even if they are more active breeds. I appreciate the excuse to get outside, myself.
#not_rekt
I agree it's not an onerous task. It does, however, seriously impact your schedule. And it's not a daily walk. It's a thrice daily walk. See prior post plz.
Hopping in late but whatevs.
This varies so drastically by breed and location that It's not really true.
Some breeds need thrice daily walks, some are happy 1-2 times a day. Some use piddle pads (basically disposable dog litter boxes) because it is too cold outside for their breed.
Also, there are a lot of suburban dogs who don't get three walks a day.
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He was a chemist, engineer, and inventor. In 1894, Nobel purchased the Bofors iron and steel mill, which he made into a major armaments manufacturer. Nobel also invented ballistite. This invention was a precursor to many smokeless military explosives, especially the British smokeless powder cordite. As a consequence of his patent claims, Nobel was eventually involved in a patent infringement lawsuit over cordite. Nobel amassed a fortune during his lifetime, with most of his wealth from his 355 inventions, of which dynamite is the most famous.[7]
In 1888, Nobel was astonished to read his own obituary, titled The merchant of death is dead, in a French newspaper. As it was Alfred's brother Ludvig who had died, the obituary was eight years premature. The article disconcerted Nobel and made him apprehensive about how he would be remembered. This inspired him to change his will.
Any thoughts on what you want to do with yourself aside from inventing stuff or robbing people?
Or dating waifus. That is a given.
Manager for Tay Sway is my dream job, of course.
aka death by wife is your dream job.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
"Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.
Rule 34 is "there is porn of everything."
That is true - but if you search for "<character name> rule 34", you will find porn of that character. It has been adopted as the term for unauthorized pornification.
I dare anyone to question my dedication to being an ironic douchebag.
i hope how this turns out is that you go there intending to sneer but then the show is so beautiful you wind up crying and singing along like the end of Paths of Glory
He was a chemist, engineer, and inventor. In 1894, Nobel purchased the Bofors iron and steel mill, which he made into a major armaments manufacturer. Nobel also invented ballistite. This invention was a precursor to many smokeless military explosives, especially the British smokeless powder cordite. As a consequence of his patent claims, Nobel was eventually involved in a patent infringement lawsuit over cordite. Nobel amassed a fortune during his lifetime, with most of his wealth from his 355 inventions, of which dynamite is the most famous.[7]
In 1888, Nobel was astonished to read his own obituary, titled The merchant of death is dead, in a French newspaper. As it was Alfred's brother Ludvig who had died, the obituary was eight years premature. The article disconcerted Nobel and made him apprehensive about how he would be remembered. This inspired him to change his will.
Any thoughts on what you want to do with yourself aside from inventing stuff or robbing people?
Or dating waifus. That is a given.
Manager for Tay Sway is my dream job, of course.
aka death by wife is your dream job.
I think they'd actually get along really well if they knew each other.
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People are so cist against Pits.
like literally 99% of people went for the little fluffy dog and ignored Loki.
It made me sad.
But I had her all to myself.
i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
"Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.
Rule 34 is "there is porn of everything."
That is true - but if you search for "<character name> rule 34", you will find porn of that character. It has been adopted as the term for unauthorized pornification.
No, it's just, "there is porn of everything." Of course you're finding porn of something when you search it and rule 34, because rule 34 is "there is porn of everything".
i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
slash fiction is a subset of fan fiction featuring same sex romance / sex
If it's Wonder Woman making out with Indiana Jones, it's fan fiction. If it's Wonder Woman making out with Mrs. Butterworth, it's slash fiction?
EDIT: Google says both cases would be slash fiction.
Google is wrong. It's not slash unless it's a same sex pairing (traditionally, two+ men)
I've never heard this distinction.
Slashfic in my mind is fanfiction that primarily explores a romantic relationship between two characters, especially if those characters aren't together in the source material.
Eroticism optional.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
"Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.
Rule 34 is "there is porn of everything."
That is true - but if you search for "<character name> rule 34", you will find porn of that character. It has been adopted as the term for unauthorized pornification.
No, it's just, "there is porn of everything." Of course you're finding porn of something when you search it and rule 34, because rule 34 is "there is porn of everything".
i've noticed that a lot of people say their cats are awesome because they act just like dogs.
but dogs also act just like dogs. Seems like they should cut out the middleman.
incorrect
living with a dog in the city a huge, huge commitment
living with a dog in nyc in a small apartment is straight up abuse
my cat is not awesome because she acts like a dog
she is awesome because she does everything cats do AS WELL AS the few things i like about dogs
#rekt
taking a dog on a walk daily so it gets some exercise isn't some onerous task. and you get exercise too at the same time! Plenty of dogs do just fine in apartments, even if they are more active breeds. I appreciate the excuse to get outside, myself.
#not_rekt
I agree it's not an onerous task. It does, however, seriously impact your schedule. And it's not a daily walk. It's a thrice daily walk. See prior post plz.
Hopping in late but whatevs.
This varies so drastically by breed and location that It's not really true.
Some breeds need thrice daily walks, some are happy 1-2 times a day. Some use piddle pads (basically disposable dog litter boxes) because it is too cold outside for their breed.
Also, there are a lot of suburban dogs who don't get three walks a day.
I think it's fair to say that having a dog in the city, regardless of breed, will impact your daily schedule in some way. This is explicitly opposed to a cat, who I can leave alone for a few days if need be by setting up an automatic feeder and changing their litter box.
I cannot fathom keeping a dog that would be inside-only in NYC.
Suburban dogs tend to have a whole lot more space.
i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
slash fiction is a subset of fan fiction featuring same sex romance / sex
If it's Wonder Woman making out with Indiana Jones, it's fan fiction. If it's Wonder Woman making out with Mrs. Butterworth, it's slash fiction?
EDIT: Google says both cases would be slash fiction.
Google is wrong. It's not slash unless it's a same sex pairing (traditionally, two+ men)
I've never heard this distinction.
Slashfic in my mind is fanfiction that primarily explores a romantic relationship between two characters, especially if those characters aren't together in the source material.
Eroticism optional.
Yes. Slashfic is romantic exploration of two characters, either homo or hetero. Eroticism is "optional".
Really it becomes like a philosophical question then. If someone writes clean slashfic and nobody ever reads it, did it ever exist?
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
i googled smaug big dick and first hit is a smaug / biblo fan fiction
*bookmarks*
If it's a written story involving established characters, it's fan fiction. If it's a drawing it's … slash fiction? Or are they both slash fiction?
"Rule 34" is the general term for drawing porn of someone else's characters.
Rule 34 is "there is porn of everything."
That is true - but if you search for "<character name> rule 34", you will find porn of that character. It has been adopted as the term for unauthorized pornification.
No, it's just, "there is porn of everything." Of course you're finding porn of something when you search it and rule 34, because rule 34 is "there is porn of everything".
That's the origin of the phrase, sure.
If artists specifically tag their pieces as "rule 34" to denote that it's unauthorized pornification, and end users use that term to search for it, then the phrase "rule 34" has gained an additional definition, no? Language evolves.
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A few months ago, I was watching an old-ish documentary about Klaus Barbie. Hotel Terminus, 1988. At some point they were talking with some reporters in Paris, and this American star was among them. A young Judith Miller. I contemplated time travel, and how little she would understand if I could send her a message at that minute in time that read "in the future, you will write for a website called News Max."
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I refused to believe that an insurance company would stop using their mascot character because of Rule 34. Surely they dropped it because it was stupid and failed in terms of marketing.
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Hopping in late but whatevs.
This varies so drastically by breed and location that It's not really true.
Some breeds need thrice daily walks, some are happy 1-2 times a day. Some use piddle pads (basically disposable dog litter boxes) because it is too cold outside for their breed.
Also, there are a lot of suburban dogs who don't get three walks a day.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
just. . .now?
deebs, i hate to break it to you but
they've been aping it for like 10+ years
aka death by wife is your dream job.
This is what I do with all the actual, hard deadlines for exam papers
a lot of other stuff falls victim to my incredibly shit self discipline though
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
no one was wearing mom jean shorts in 2005. that's a two year old trend at the latest.
And Liam Neeson on the left, apparently.
That is true - but if you search for "<character name> rule 34", you will find porn of that character. It has been adopted as the term for unauthorized pornification.
Well then she will open her mouth and Jubilee babble will come out.
And the illusion of cute will be lost.
Bananana NAAAAH na na
Bananana NAAAAH na NA
Bananana NAAAAH na na
NA NA
(Dooo wee)
I think they'd actually get along really well if they knew each other.
like literally 99% of people went for the little fluffy dog and ignored Loki.
It made me sad.
But I had her all to myself.
No, it's just, "there is porn of everything." Of course you're finding porn of something when you search it and rule 34, because rule 34 is "there is porn of everything".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(Internet_meme)
This is me right now after getting into Panera's cold brewed coffee. On like my fourth cup
I've never heard this distinction.
Slashfic in my mind is fanfiction that primarily explores a romantic relationship between two characters, especially if those characters aren't together in the source material.
Eroticism optional.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I hate how delicious food smells drift here
I need to go shopping
Is there porn of the concept of pornography?
I think it's fair to say that having a dog in the city, regardless of breed, will impact your daily schedule in some way. This is explicitly opposed to a cat, who I can leave alone for a few days if need be by setting up an automatic feeder and changing their litter box.
I cannot fathom keeping a dog that would be inside-only in NYC.
Suburban dogs tend to have a whole lot more space.
DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS
doing god's work
Yes. Slashfic is romantic exploration of two characters, either homo or hetero. Eroticism is "optional".
Really it becomes like a philosophical question then. If someone writes clean slashfic and nobody ever reads it, did it ever exist?
Anthropomorphized letters in the words 'the concept of pornography' all engaging in an orgy.
I can save you some time, P10. Naruto slash Sakura.
Naruto/Sakura isn't even represented here! It's all Naruto/Sasuke! I'm not a crazy person! !!!
and everyone in the slashfic turn up with a kitchen knife jutting out of their back?
pickled onions
That's the origin of the phrase, sure.
If artists specifically tag their pieces as "rule 34" to denote that it's unauthorized pornification, and end users use that term to search for it, then the phrase "rule 34" has gained an additional definition, no? Language evolves.
Banana nanana nanana nanana NANANA NANANA NAAAAAAAAAAA
A few months ago, I was watching an old-ish documentary about Klaus Barbie. Hotel Terminus, 1988. At some point they were talking with some reporters in Paris, and this American star was among them. A young Judith Miller. I contemplated time travel, and how little she would understand if I could send her a message at that minute in time that read "in the future, you will write for a website called News Max."
I think that recommendation engine might only have gay stories in it.
From left to right: Liam Neeson, Sam Elliot, Christopher Lambert, and Viggo Mortensen.