Oh and I've played Ninja Baseball Batman. It's pretty unexciting.
How can baseballs popping out of the ground playing trumpets that herald the arrival of a plane that's trying to kill a ninja robot be unexciting? We need more games that show that kind of utter contempt for things that make any fucking sense.
Sure but they should also be fun to play. That's why when I'm Emperor, I'll fix it.
Somebody has taken everything wrong with anime and put it into a three-minute video.
It's like they used a checklist.
*Big boobs in skimpy clothing? Check.
*Magic item in several parts? Check.
*Item causes transformation into big hulking wad of muscle? Check.
*Item activated by everyone screaming in unison? Check.
*Villains with similar item? Check.
*Combining items causes even bigger wad of muscle? Check.
*Three-frame animation of people making funny faces? Check.
*Pan across still frame of villains? Check.
*Speed lines? Check.
*Everyone running in place towards the camera? Check.
*Half the cast glowing in some sort of aura at one time or another? Check.
*Main villain looks like minion of hell in ultimate form (of COURSE he has an ultimate form)? Check.
*Main villain isn't really the MAIN villain? Check.
*Horrific merging of 2D and 3D? Check.
*Still shots fading into one another to create slo-mo effect? Check.
*Engrish that haunts your dreams? Check.
*Heroes jumping into frame, with speed lines, then slowing down considerably once they're centered in the frame? Check.
*The Energy Blast That Ate Pittsburgh? Check.
*Overly elaborate attack animations (with speed lines)? Check.
*Overly elaborate posing (with speed lines) that ends in a freeze-frame pose (with some sort of non-speed line graphic in the back)? Check.
*Giant sweat drop? Check.
*Theme song that haunts your dreams? Check.
Gosling on
I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
A library full of hot girls is nice. It helps me keep my eyes on the prize, so to speak.
You see:
motivation -> good grades -> good job -> money -> power -> wimminz
Yeah? Sounds like you want to switch majors to "Business" and rush a frat.
That's actually funny because if I could do college all over again, I would be a Finance/Accounting major.
I would never join a frat, though.
Why not? Don't you want to hang out with like-minded people? Seriously, you just described 95% of the business school here with your motivation, and 95% of them are in frats. And they would love your pick-up artistry, because they are so convinced that women have all the power in sex that they often feel the need to take that power back by force, and I think you could keep a lot of them out of jail. Well, if their daddys weren't quite literally The Man, the rich and powerful white-dudes who actually do all this shit that the libertarians and the CSE-autistics claim doesn't happen, anyway. Because as it stands none of them will ever see jail anyway no matter what kind of shit they pull. A lot of them are pretty big, though, so you might have to let go of this delusion of yours that you can kick any guy's ass out of hand if he threatens you over a girl, which they will do.
A library full of hot girls is nice. It helps me keep my eyes on the prize, so to speak.
You see:
motivation -> good grades -> good job -> money -> power -> wimminz
Yeah? Sounds like you want to switch majors to "Business" and rush a frat.
That's actually funny because if I could do college all over again, I would be a Finance/Accounting major.
I would never join a frat, though.
Why not? Don't you want to hang out with like-minded people? Seriously, you just described 95% of the business school here with your motivation, and 95% of them are in frats. And they would love your pick-up artistry, because they are so convinced that women have all the power in sex that they often feel the need to take that power back by force, and I think you could keep a lot of them out of jail. Well, if their daddys weren't quite literally The Man, the rich and powerful white-dudes who actually do all this shit that the libertarians and the CSE-autistics claim doesn't happen, anyway. Because as it stands none of them will ever see jail anyway no matter what kind of shit they pull. A lot of them are pretty big, though, so you might have to let go of this delusion of yours that you can kick any guy's ass out of hand if he threatens you over a girl, which they will do.
A library full of hot girls is nice. It helps me keep my eyes on the prize, so to speak.
You see:
motivation -> good grades -> good job -> money -> power -> wimminz
Yeah? Sounds like you want to switch majors to "Business" and rush a frat.
That's actually funny because if I could do college all over again, I would be a Finance/Accounting major.
I would never join a frat, though.
Why not? Don't you want to hang out with like-minded people? Seriously, you just described 95% of the business school here with your motivation, and 95% of them are in frats. And they would love your pick-up artistry, because they are so convinced that women have all the power in sex that they often feel the need to take that power back by force, and I think you could keep a lot of them out of jail. Well, if their daddys weren't quite literally The Man, the rich and powerful white-dudes who actually do all this shit that the libertarians and the CSE-autistics claim doesn't happen, anyway. Because as it stands none of them will ever see jail anyway no matter what kind of shit they pull. A lot of them are pretty big, though, so you might have to let go of this delusion of yours that you can kick any guy's ass out of hand if he threatens you over a girl, which they will do.
Guess so, VC. Guess so.
It's funny how you think that fools anyone but yourself.
A library full of hot girls is nice. It helps me keep my eyes on the prize, so to speak.
You see:
motivation -> good grades -> good job -> money -> power -> wimminz
Yeah? Sounds like you want to switch majors to "Business" and rush a frat.
That's actually funny because if I could do college all over again, I would be a Finance/Accounting major.
I would never join a frat, though.
Why not? Don't you want to hang out with like-minded people? Seriously, you just described 95% of the business school here with your motivation, and 95% of them are in frats. And they would love your pick-up artistry, because they are so convinced that women have all the power in sex that they often feel the need to take that power back by force, and I think you could keep a lot of them out of jail. Well, if their daddys weren't quite literally The Man, the rich and powerful white-dudes who actually do all this shit that the libertarians and the CSE-autistics claim doesn't happen, anyway. Because as it stands none of them will ever see jail anyway no matter what kind of shit they pull. A lot of them are pretty big, though, so you might have to let go of this delusion of yours that you can kick any guy's ass out of hand if he threatens you over a girl, which they will do.
Guess so, VC. Guess so.
It's funny how you think that fools anyone but yourself.
I am simply trying to demonstrate that I am unwilling to get into stupid little arguments with you.
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Sure but they should also be fun to play. That's why when I'm Emperor, I'll fix it.
Who says I took the pic? ;-)
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I'm just studying macroecon.
A library full of hot girls is nice. It helps me keep my eyes on the prize, so to speak.
You see:
motivation -> good grades -> good job -> money -> power -> wimminz
Yeah? Sounds like you want to switch majors to "Business" and rush a frat.
Meh. Monday it is, then. I can blame Aldo, though. :P
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Urk.
That's actually funny because if I could do college all over again, I would be a Finance/Accounting major.
I would never join a frat, though.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Link? Ganon? Something zelda related?
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*Big boobs in skimpy clothing? Check.
*Magic item in several parts? Check.
*Item causes transformation into big hulking wad of muscle? Check.
*Item activated by everyone screaming in unison? Check.
*Villains with similar item? Check.
*Combining items causes even bigger wad of muscle? Check.
*Three-frame animation of people making funny faces? Check.
*Pan across still frame of villains? Check.
*Speed lines? Check.
*Everyone running in place towards the camera? Check.
*Half the cast glowing in some sort of aura at one time or another? Check.
*Main villain looks like minion of hell in ultimate form (of COURSE he has an ultimate form)? Check.
*Main villain isn't really the MAIN villain? Check.
*Horrific merging of 2D and 3D? Check.
*Still shots fading into one another to create slo-mo effect? Check.
*Engrish that haunts your dreams? Check.
*Heroes jumping into frame, with speed lines, then slowing down considerably once they're centered in the frame? Check.
*The Energy Blast That Ate Pittsburgh? Check.
*Overly elaborate attack animations (with speed lines)? Check.
*Overly elaborate posing (with speed lines) that ends in a freeze-frame pose (with some sort of non-speed line graphic in the back)? Check.
*Giant sweat drop? Check.
*Theme song that haunts your dreams? Check.
I fear having epileptic seizures.
I do not have the epilepsy.
Edit: I see this has already been linked.
Why not? Don't you want to hang out with like-minded people? Seriously, you just described 95% of the business school here with your motivation, and 95% of them are in frats. And they would love your pick-up artistry, because they are so convinced that women have all the power in sex that they often feel the need to take that power back by force, and I think you could keep a lot of them out of jail. Well, if their daddys weren't quite literally The Man, the rich and powerful white-dudes who actually do all this shit that the libertarians and the CSE-autistics claim doesn't happen, anyway. Because as it stands none of them will ever see jail anyway no matter what kind of shit they pull. A lot of them are pretty big, though, so you might have to let go of this delusion of yours that you can kick any guy's ass out of hand if he threatens you over a girl, which they will do.
Guess so, VC. Guess so.
It's funny how you think that fools anyone but yourself.
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Edit: Except now I'm finding I don't have a white shirt or a black tie.
Do you have a Jake to go with you?
I am simply trying to demonstrate that I am unwilling to get into stupid little arguments with you.
On the black screen
That was a big load wasn't it.
Goes down like cherry pie fillin'