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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    I've pretty much mentally rolled Incen and J into one horrible poster in my mind.

    Am I alone in this?
    No. I do the same.

    Then have them made into stars in the sky.

    Elendil on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    or you're just a cunt with no ability to read people

    but that might be the remnants of the gin talking
    No, I'm pretty sure the problem's women.

    They just don't respond well to 'batshit-insane' do they?
    He should send her flowers and a poem written in his own blood.

    Dynagrip on
    http://leonidas-res.com
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Speaking of which, the girl just wrote me a pretty long and confusing Facebook message. So on the plus side, I guess we're still on speaking terms. On the minus side, this message is long and confusing and just makes me less certain where this thing is going.

    Richy on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    I've pretty much mentally rolled Incen and J into one horrible poster in my mind.

    Am I alone in this?
    No. I do the same.

    Then have them made into stars in the sky.

    :whistle: I want to roll you up into my life <3

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hi guys, I like orange juice.
    Who.. likes orange juice.. too?
    *sob sob sob*
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT
    NO FUCK YOU
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT?!
    *sobcrysob*

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Hi guys, I like orange juice.
    Who.. likes orange juice.. too?
    *sob sob sob*
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT
    NO FUCK YOU
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT?!
    *sobcrysob*

    D:

    You okay, Fuzzy? You need a hug? A blanket? A hit of E?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Speaking of which, the girl just wrote me a pretty long and confusing Facebook message. So on the plus side, I guess we're still on speaking terms. On the minus side, this message is long and confusing and just makes me less certain where this thing is going.

    Your reply should be: "Up the butt?"

    This will provide clarity and give you the answers you seek.

    _J_ on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Speaking of which, the girl just wrote me a pretty long and confusing Facebook message. So on the plus side, I guess we're still on speaking terms. On the minus side, this message is long and confusing and just makes me less certain where this thing is going.
    It's going to Please Stop Talking to Me or I'll Call the Cops-ville.

    Dynagrip on
    http://leonidas-res.com
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's Sunday afternoon and I'm not hungover. Something is terribly wrong.

    evilbob on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    A hit of E?
    I would be happy to oblige. :winky:

    Elendil on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Hi guys, I like orange juice.
    Who.. likes orange juice.. too?
    *sob sob sob*
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT
    NO FUCK YOU
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS FIGHT?!
    *sobcrysob*
    Pulp or no?

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Speaking of which, the girl just wrote me a pretty long and confusing Facebook message. So on the plus side, I guess we're still on speaking terms. On the minus side, this message is long and confusing and just makes me less certain where this thing is going.
    It's going to Please Stop Talking to Me or I'll Call the Cops-ville.
    O_o

    Dude, seriously. I am not stalking her. She calls me and writes me more often than the other way around.

    Richy on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    A hit of E?
    I would be happy to oblige. :winky:

    :whistle: A single star... in the skyyyyyy

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I can't call anybody a cunt, I'm Sam Spade, I'm bound by the film-codes!
    You can get around the film codes with 'longing looks' also soft lighting.

    Another perk of film-noir, smoking a cigarette to a girl means you had sex with her.

    Edit: Although smoking a cigarette isn't quite as fun as sex.

    ViolentChemistry on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am vulnerable and weak so obviously the right course of action is neuro-chemically altering drugs!
    Yes, please!
    :D
    I just always waltz into chat during a conflict.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Your generalizations will most likely be accurate.

    Men are simple creatures.

    No. You are a simple creature.

    But that is because of my gender!

    So what are the guys who aren't simple, some sort of space-aliens?

    ViolentChemistry on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    I am vulnerable and weak so obviously the right course of action is neuro-chemically altering drugs!
    Yes, please!
    :D
    What, man, you don't want to take a ride on the El train?

    Elendil on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    I am vulnerable and weak so obviously the right course of action is neuro-chemically altering drugs!
    Yes, please!
    :D
    I just always waltz into chat during a conflict.

    That reminds me. I'm supposed to go drink. I gotta get on top of that.

    ViolentChemistry on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I also like orange juice.

    No pulp.

    Gim on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    I am vulnerable and weak so obviously the right course of action is neuro-chemically altering drugs!
    Yes, please!
    :D
    What, man, you don't want to take a ride on the El train?
    We have rolls of tickets for the _J_ train, but nobody wants to ride.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd rather dip.
    Can you believe people fucking dip cigarettes or joints into fucking formaldehyde TO GET HIGH.
    IT PUTS HOLES IN YOUR BRAIN MATTERS

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    I also like orange juice.

    No pulp.
    Half-believers are worse than unbelievers.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Today’s chili + Chinese food gas is at onion dip levels of bad.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Today’s chili + Chinese food gas is at onion dip levels of bad.

    Thanks for letting us know!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Today’s chili + Chinese food gas is at onion dip levels of bad.
    Thanks for letting us know!
    No problem.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wonder if Valve is going to come out with any more "Meet the..." shorts.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well.

    That was certainly a night of firsts.

    Didn't discourage my ever-expanding ego any, though.

    Loren Michael on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Well.

    That was certainly a night of firsts.

    Didn't discourage my ever-expanding ego any, though.
    Orgy?

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Well.

    That was certainly a night of firsts.

    Didn't discourage my ever-expanding ego any, though.
    Orgy?

    Orgy and Bess?
    Orgy Porgy Puddin' Pie?
    ____ed the girls and made them cry?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I also like orange juice.

    No pulp.
    Half-believers are worse than unbelievers.

    Cults are a poison in the well.

    Gim on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I also like orange juice.

    No pulp.
    Half-believers are worse than unbelievers.
    Cults are a poison in the well.
    Your words are false, heretic.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am something akin to the bee's knees to all manners of East Asian girls.

    Loren Michael on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You know what's a not-so-fun but fairly effective exercise? Carrying a passed out friend on your shoulders and walking a mile back to the dorms.

    Time to get drunk and pretend that that didn't just happen to me.

    Sami on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I also like orange juice.

    No pulp.
    Half-believers are worse than unbelievers.
    Cults are a poison in the well.
    Your words are false, heretic.
    And I suppose you drink apple juice with seeds and bits of core? Pulp is the result of a piss-poor job.

    Gim on
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    You know what's a not-so-fun but fairly effective exercise? Carrying a passed out friend on your shoulders and walking a mile back to the dorms.

    Time to get drunk and pretend that that didn't just happen to me.

    I had a friend get hilariously drunk once. He tried to walk home, but got lost and passed out behind the dumpster in the KFC parking lot next to his house.

    Loren Michael on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    And I suppose you drink apple juice with seeds and bits of core? Pulp is the result of a piss-poor job.
    Apples and oranges, dude.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    And I suppose you drink apple juice with seeds and bits of core? Pulp is the result of a piss-poor job.
    Apples and oranges, dude.

    Well played.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    And I suppose you drink apple juice with seeds and bits of core? Pulp is the result of a piss-poor job.
    Apples and oranges, dude.
    Juice, dude.

    Gim on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    And I suppose you drink apple juice with seeds and bits of core? Pulp is the result of a piss-poor job.
    Apples and oranges, dude.
    Juice, dude.
    I ain’t want your smack.

    We’ll settle this in the morning with a duel.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The weapons will be crossbows. I choose Thanatos as my second.

    Gim on
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