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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Hmm, I forget where I put the others. Maybe with the postcards. Oh, nevermind, it was the bottom of the drawer I thought, underneath some poststamps featuring bees.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    'hey guys let's make a series of disney crossover games starring an amazing cast of like every single person who ever starred in a disney movie'

    'great but who should we get to write it'

    'we found this hobo out back'

    KH1 had a total Original Character Donut Steel count of 4, and managed to make something interesting out of that

    I think the other games went in the wrong direction regarding this

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Nice, got another Chuck Norris-pamphlet from the jehovas for my collection.

    Chunk Norris is a jehoa's witness?

    No, he's Jehova.

    it's a good thing Chuck Norris doesn't bleed, then

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Nice, got another Chuck Norris-pamphlet from the jehovas for my collection.

    Chunk Norris is a jehoa's witness?

    No, he's Jehova.

    it's a good thing Chuck Norris doesn't bleed, then

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    He will.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I haven't actually played any of the Kingdom Hearts games so I can't really judge them

    But I did watch one of my siblings play the second one for a while and did have a

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    type of reaction

    A survivor's story.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Kingdom Hearts is confusing as fuck.
    Like the original? I thought it was pretty linear.

    Now if you talk about series wide, and how they are joined together, and how that is a bit sloppy. I'll give you that. They tried to gently retcon the series, and there is only so much you can do that without making things sloppy and muddled.

    This comes from a place of love, because I love Kingdom hearts... a lot... It's one of my favorite series. I only want good cohesive things for it.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I watched that Kingdom Hearts... thing.

    That was 100% incoherent.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Watch at 0:28 if this doesn't work

    https://youtu.be/ogPI690oPKE?t=28s

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have about a 35-40 minute commute door to desk.

    But its about 25 minutes driving and a 10 minute walk/going through security though. And the last part doesn't bug me at all. I usually leave at around 7:55 and get to my desk around 8:30-8:35.

    When I worked in Maryland I would leave my house at 6:45 and get to my desk around 7:40. If I left at 7 I wouldn't get there till almost 8:10 sometimes.

    When I was doing the metro to my current location I would leave at 7:30 and get to work at around 8:45-9 depending on the metro and buses.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I've never played the game, so I dunno what 'Kingdom Hearts' actually refers to. Is it just one of those dumb game titles that are like Steven Segal movie titles?

    Is there a Kingdom full of Hearts? Are there Hearts dedicated to the Kingdom so fiercely that they are called Kingdom Hearts?

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Kingdom Hearts is confusing as fuck.

    look, it's really simple

    *inhales*

    *50 hours, 15 Powerpoint presentations, 6 interpretative dances later*

    see? simple and clean.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've never played the game, so I dunno what 'Kingdom Hearts' actually refers to. Is it just one of those dumb game titles that are like Steven Segal movie titles?

    Is there a Kingdom full of Hearts? Are there Hearts dedicated to the Kingdom so fiercely that they are called Kingdom Hearts?

    Kingdom Hearts

    is light

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 had really fun gameplay. Kind of a light hearted but decent jrpg story with some really good villains.

    I never really played past that.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Birth by Sleep?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    It's a macguffin source of all power that occasionally requires a pure heart to avail of. Think the Triforce.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I only ever played Kingdom Hearts II. I stopped caring near the end and just started skipping over the cutscenes because the villains never shut up. Gameplay was light fun, and the story wasn't bad when it didn't really connect much to the main story.

    Maybe it would have been better if I had played the first one.

    Couscous on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Oh, I see. Kingdom Hearts is a thing, or a place.

    It is kind of a stupid name.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've never played the game, so I dunno what 'Kingdom Hearts' actually refers to. Is it just one of those dumb game titles that are like Steven Segal movie titles?

    Is there a Kingdom full of Hearts? Are there Hearts dedicated to the Kingdom so fiercely that they are called Kingdom Hearts?

    I'm pretty sure the bad guys are called "heartless" but I think it's mostly just a dumb title. The actual game play was mostly really good, but even though I love disney shit I was not super into the settings or story.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I feel like I could be a useful consultant for when people are making up names for things in games of books or movies. "No", I would say "That sounds stupid. What is wrong with you? That doesn't even make English sense."

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I will say the Sephiroth fight in KH1 is bullshit. Optional bullshit but bullshit.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I feel like I could be a useful consultant for when people are making up names for things in games of books or movies. "No", I would say "That sounds stupid. What is wrong with you? That doesn't even make English sense."
    It is a proud tradition.

    The 3rd Birthday
    Diffusion Million Arthur

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    I watched that Kingdom Hearts... thing.

    That was 100% incoherent.

    When I say this about say... Continental Phislophy u get mad tho

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    KINGDOM HEARTS IS A GREAT GAME

    SHADOW HEARTS DARKNESS LIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FITE ME 1v1

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'd like to play the originally planned KH where instead of Sora you play as Mickey.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    "I have named this elf Galadriel."

    *nods*

    "I have named this element Unobtainium."

    *a pause, a finger waves forward the headsman and the offender is driven to his knees, pleading*

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    I'd like to play the originally planned KH where instead of Sora you play as Mickey.

    'cism

    oh wait you don't mean an Irish.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Wait

    Shadow Hearts

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    I'd like to play the originally planned KH where instead of Sora you play as Mickey.

    'cism

    oh wait you don't mean an Irish.

    That's my word

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Woof. The Powerpuff Girls picture is $500. A little rich for my blood.

    Watch me lift!
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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    "I have named this elf Galadriel."

    *nods*

    "I have named this element Unobtainium."

    *a pause, a finger waves forward the headsman and the offender is driven to his knees, pleading*
    Mt. Doom?

    *Eye brow raised*

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »



    That's a mouthful of a title.

    AND THIS TRAILER GOT ME HYPE

    even though i've already played KH: DDD on 3DS

    Haters to my DICK

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Kingdom Hearts is confusing as fuck.

    look, it's really simple

    *inhales*

    *50 hours, 15 Powerpoint presentations, 6 interpretative dances later*

    see? simple and clean.

    I died

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    "I have named this elf Galadriel."

    *nods*

    "I have named this element Unobtainium."

    *a pause, a finger waves forward the headsman and the offender is driven to his knees, pleading*
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLaCqrisEac

    A survivor's story.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    hakkes you seem mad

    poo
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    aww mr bigglesworth

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2016
    Yoshisummons wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    "I have named this elf Galadriel."

    *nods*

    "I have named this element Unobtainium."

    *a pause, a finger waves forward the headsman and the offender is driven to his knees, pleading*
    Mt. Doom?

    *Eye brow raised*

    *hurriedly*

    "Also named Orodruin, Amon Amarth and The Sammath Naur."

    *a long pause*

    "I'll allow it."

    Bogart on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I know all you snort huffers played less-than-perfect games when you were 10-13 yrs old that have you firmly by the balls with nostalgia

    KH is that game for me

    And it's been TEN YEARS since the last numbered sequel

    I don't care about the incomprehensible plot at this point GIVE ME MORE KEYBLADE MORE DISNEY WORLDS LESS GUMMI SHIP

    Hakkekage on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    since when did [tiny] get taken away

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Tolkien did once name an elf Tinfang Warble.

    See, everyone needs me as a consultant for this stuff.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hello

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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