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just bought a house wtf lol (Proper Tea thread)

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    SOMEONE IS NOT TREATING OUR SITUATION WITH THE APPROPRIATE GRAVITAS

    @RADROADKILL

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I was attacked by a hidden nest of wasps at the new house when I was locking up. Joke is on them, I have two fresh cans of spray.

    I also introduced myself to the street with a string of curses.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Speaking of wasps, @Strikor keeps scaring me with stories of wasps making their nests around the outside of our house. But every time I go to check it's only mud daubers! @BugBoy or @Arch tell Strikor mud daubers are OK!

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    Hey that has only happened like once five times.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I had some wasps try to make a nest. They are easy to get ri c of if you catch it while it is small.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    @Cambiata I'll have you know Mud Daubers have been responsible for two commercial airline crashes. They are NOT ok!

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    #muddaubersdidnothingwrong

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    Shit. We had some baby rabbits in our yard.
    Our dog found them before we did. She didn't kill them but got a hold of one and bit it and broke it's back.

    So I put on my yard gloves and popped it's neck so it wouldn't suffer and slowly bleed to death.

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    StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    I'm uh, suddenly very glad we do not have a dog.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Speaking of wasps, @Strikor keeps scaring me with stories of wasps making their nests around the outside of our house. But every time I go to check it's only mud daubers! @BugBoy or @Arch tell Strikor mud daubers are OK!

    Mud daubers are extremely okay

    I've held them in my hand before, they're very gentle

    and they get rid of tons of spiders!

    BugBoy on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Speaking of wasps, @Strikor keeps scaring me with stories of wasps making their nests around the outside of our house. But every time I go to check it's only mud daubers! @BugBoy or @Arch tell Strikor mud daubers are OK!

    Mud daubers are extremely okay

    I've held them in my hand before, they're very gentle

    and they get rid of tons of spiders!

    I endorse this post

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    So I'm currently living on my own after living with my father for a few years

    All my single friends are doing their own thing and aren't gonna be able to get a place with me

    I got a new job this week after not having a job (intentionally) for over a year, it's...the pay isn't great but it's somewhat workable

    But long story short, I'll be out of this apartment in January and I'm seriously considering just buying a home instead of renting, despite saying that renting is something I'd always do

    Big problem is...I have no real clues how to get started. I don't really have any family members to talk to, other than my mom, who also never bought a house. All my friends are renters. I feel pretty lost when it comes to this stuff

    For example, I'm looking at places in my area and, shit, the mortgage in some of these places is only a third of what I'm paying now in rent. What are the upsides/downsides? Things I need to look out for? What are the cons of buying a foreclosed home, for example (are there any?)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So the only room in this house that isn't basically completely remodeled is the main bath.

    And the toilet us leaking at the base.

    I think it's just the wax seal and I think it should be an easy fix....

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    So I'm currently living on my own after living with my father for a few years

    All my single friends are doing their own thing and aren't gonna be able to get a place with me

    I got a new job this week after not having a job (intentionally) for over a year, it's...the pay isn't great but it's somewhat workable

    But long story short, I'll be out of this apartment in January and I'm seriously considering just buying a home instead of renting, despite saying that renting is something I'd always do

    Big problem is...I have no real clues how to get started. I don't really have any family members to talk to, other than my mom, who also never bought a house. All my friends are renters. I feel pretty lost when it comes to this stuff

    For example, I'm looking at places in my area and, shit, the mortgage in some of these places is only a third of what I'm paying now in rent. What are the upsides/downsides? Things I need to look out for? What are the cons of buying a foreclosed home, for example (are there any?)

    Upsides - your own place
    Downsides - your own place means you have to maintain everything and if something breaks, it's on you.

    I'd recommend having 20% of the value saved, even if you don't use it for a down payment, as you should ideally have a 5-10k backstop to cover any major home repair that can come up (furnace goes out, electrical issues, etc.)

    The first thing is to figure out: "Do I want to live here for 10-12 years?" as it's not economical to do otherwise (closing costs etc.).

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    So the only room in this house that isn't basically completely remodeled is the main bath.

    And the toilet us leaking at the base.

    I think it's just the wax seal and I think it should be an easy fix....

    oh you're in for it now

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    So the only room in this house that isn't basically completely remodeled is the main bath.

    And the toilet us leaking at the base.

    I think it's just the wax seal and I think it should be an easy fix....

    oh you're in for it now

    Shut up!!

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    schuss wrote: »
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

    "usually"

    EDIT: there are two toilets in my house: the one in the newer section of the house is on top of PVC, but in the older section of the house it's cast iron. So yeah, I've got a nice new toilet there at least.

    DisruptedCapitalist on
    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

    Depends on how old the house is. It may be cast iron.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fuck it, silicon sealant will work okay in both cases...

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    WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
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    SOMEONE IS NOT TREATING OUR SITUATION WITH THE APPROPRIATE GRAVITAS

    @RADROADKILL

    Raccoons get a whole lot cuter when you think of them as trash pandas

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    On the other hand, pandas get a whole lot less cute when you think of them as bamboo raccoons.

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    What are the cons of buying a foreclosed home, for example (are there any?)
    There are! There are also benefits! Much like any decision, naturally.

    Homes are foreclosed upon when the borrower defaults on their mortgage. Now, there are many possible reasons the borrower defaulted. Perhaps they couldn't really afford the home, maybe an unexpected event like a death, loss of income, or medical emergency happened. The bank takes ownership of the property, and tries to sell it as quickly as possible. Banks aren't interested in having a bunch of real estate on their books. They are a bank, not a real estate brokerage.

    Pros:
    Because the bank is trying to get rid of the property as quickly as possible, they may possibly offer the home for less than market value. This can be leveraged to your benefit: you may possibly be able to buy the place at a discount, in effect buying "more" home than your price range would normally allow. Do, however, be mindful that the property will still be taxed at its market rate. If you can afford that annual real estate tax, have at it.

    Similar to the above, a foreclosure may allow you to buy in a better neighborhood, or more one more convenient for your lifestyle.

    Cons:
    Since you do not know the reason the previous owner was foreclosed upon, it's possible that necessary maintenance or other problems went unresolved. While this is true of any property, foreclosure or no, it's more likely that you'll be walking into some real issues. This is particularly true of older homes, both due to the natural effects time has on any structure, as well as the fact that homes that have been foreclosed upon are often unoccupied for months or years. (Foreclosure is not a quick process; banks greatly prefer to work something out with the borrower rather than take ownership of the property.)

    Related to the above, an unoccupied home is a popular target for things like mold, pests of various leg configurations, and vandalism.

    Purchasing a foreclosed home is a slow process. While the bank wants to get the property off the books, they're also trying to lose as little money as possible on the deal. (And not necessarily profit from it--banks consider any defaulted loan as bad. Selling foreclosed property is basically damage control.) An offer you put in on a house may not be responded to for weeks.

    Foreclosures often have very great interest from other prospective buyers, as they too want to get good deals.

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    So to conclude, deffo consider a foreclosure if you like the house and can afford it, much like any other house, but recognize that you'll likely have to dump somewhat more money into bringing it up to scratch.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    What are the cons of buying a foreclosed home, for example (are there any?)
    There are! There are also benefits! Much like any decision, naturally.

    Homes are foreclosed upon when the borrower defaults on their mortgage. Now, there are many possible reasons the borrower defaulted. Perhaps they couldn't really afford the home, maybe an unexpected event like a death, loss of income, or medical emergency happened. The bank takes ownership of the property, and tries to sell it as quickly as possible. Banks aren't interested in having a bunch of real estate on their books. They are a bank, not a real estate brokerage.

    Pros:
    Because the bank is trying to get rid of the property as quickly as possible, they may possibly offer the home for less than market value. This can be leveraged to your benefit: you may possibly be able to buy the place at a discount, in effect buying "more" home than your price range would normally allow. Do, however, be mindful that the property will still be taxed at its market rate. If you can afford that annual real estate tax, have at it.

    Similar to the above, a foreclosure may allow you to buy in a better neighborhood, or more one more convenient for your lifestyle.

    Cons:
    Since you do not know the reason the previous owner was foreclosed upon, it's possible that necessary maintenance or other problems went unresolved. While this is true of any property, foreclosure or no, it's more likely that you'll be walking into some real issues. This is particularly true of older homes, both due to the natural effects time has on any structure, as well as the fact that homes that have been foreclosed upon are often unoccupied for months or years. (Foreclosure is not a quick process; banks greatly prefer to work something out with the borrower rather than take ownership of the property.)

    Related to the above, an unoccupied home is a popular target for things like mold, pests of various leg configurations, and vandalism.

    Purchasing a foreclosed home is a slow process. While the bank wants to get the property off the books, they're also trying to lose as little money as possible on the deal. (And not necessarily profit from it--banks consider any defaulted loan as bad. Selling foreclosed property is basically damage control.) An offer you put in on a house may not be responded to for weeks.

    Foreclosures often have very great interest from other prospective buyers, as they too want to get good deals.

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    So to conclude, deffo consider a foreclosure if you like the house and can afford it, much like any other house, but recognize that you'll likely have to dump somewhat more money into bringing it up to scratch.

    Foreclosures are usually sold as is, neglected, and stripped of appliances. There is no price negotiations down, but may be up as the interest can be great.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Strikor and I looked at a foreclosure during our house hunt. The house was being put on auction repeatedly, and was not reaching the bank's reserve. I put a bid for 100k, and was the only bidder. The agent who was selling on behalf of the bank said the lowest they would go was 115k. I refused, and they continued to put it up for bid. Once they lowered the starting bid price, I was planning on putting it up to bid again, but I had our inspector take a look at it first. I was planning to pay him the regular inspection fee (even though as I said, i hadn't bid that time around yet), but he said, "I'll save you the inspection fee and just tell you now - don't buy this house." Then he pointed out some obvious areas of water damage and windows needing replacement. He said that if he were to buy the house, he'd bid 65k. I told him the bidding starts at 85k and he wondered how they had the nerve.

    I guess my point is, that bank didn't want to just get rid of the house - they were willing to pay whatever upkeep there was in the house (mowing and watering the lawn, I guess) and pay the property taxes, while they continually put the house up for bid over and over until they got what they want. Banks may not want to own property, but they may still have a strong idea about what they think the house is worth.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Good catch, I neglected to reinforce the fact that (good) home inspectors are the single most important aspect of home buying.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Yeah, foreclosures are fine to buy if you go into planning some major work. It's a bonus if you don't, but everyone I know that's bought short-sales or foreclosures has had to do at least 10k worth of work in the first 2 months. In some cases it's extensive stuff that makes the house unusable until completed (septic system etc.).

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    StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    People go nuts on foreclosed houses before they leave. They'll leave the faucets running, feed pests, and basically do anything they can as one last "fuck you" to the bank. Sometimes the bank will make an effort to fix it, sometimes they'll do a cheap cover-up, and sometimes they'll just ignore it completely like @Cambiata mentioned.

    If you decide to go that route you absolutely need to be able to have total faith in your inspector, and that all the utilities are ON for the inspection. Not having the water on may not seem like a big deal at the time but it definitely will be when you go to move into your fancy new house and find that the ceilings are suddenly dripping.

    Worst case scenario of course but home ownership has definitely taught me to expect it. Thanks, previous owners.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    And as a former attorney I should also mention that you sometimes have to bring eviction proceedings against the previous owners. Usually they're only mad at the bank and not at you.

    Usually.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    PhotosaurusPhotosaurus Bay Area, CARegistered User regular
    Regarding existing tenants - always expect the worst. Even if you meet them and they seem totally fine, be prepared for them to turn in to the shittiest of human beings as things move forward.

    Our place wasn't even a foreclosure, but the owner had been renting the in-law unit for a while after she had moved out. We'd met the tenants and they seemed totally fine, would be moving to another rental in the same neighborhood, we agreed to drop off any mail that arrived for them.

    Turns out they called the city zoning inspector claiming the in-law unit they had been renting was not permitted (it was build before the ordinance took effect and was thus grandfathered) in an effort to force us to tear it down. Wasn't a huge deal, but was just really disappointing that these people who seemed totally amicable would pull a dick move at the last second.

    "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

    Depends on how old the house is. It may be cast iron.

    or super fucking fragile clay

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

    Depends on how old the house is. It may be cast iron.

    or super fucking fragile clay

    Super fucking fragile clay, cursed to be disastrous?

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    I would just say flat out that looking at foreclosures is not a good idea if you are looking at a first home and have no experience with homes.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Shit. We had some baby rabbits in our yard.
    Our dog found them before we did. She didn't kill them but got a hold of one and bit it and broke it's back.

    So I put on my yard gloves and popped it's neck so it wouldn't suffer and slowly bleed to death.

    That sucks. I'm sorry you had to do that.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Yeah, I tried that once and discovered the flange and part of the pit below it had completely collapsed. So I hired someone. No fecking way am I dealing with soldering sewage pipes.

    Sewage is usually PVC. Easy

    Depends on how old the house is. It may be cast iron.

    or super fucking fragile clay

    Super fucking fragile clay, cursed to be disastrous?

    Though at the time it was installed, they thought that it was wondrous.

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    StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    I'm sure they thought the same thing about aluminum wiring.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Strikor wrote: »
    I'm sure they thought the same thing about aluminum wiring.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    The heat from the wires will conveniently warm your house!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    aluminium wires are fine

    it's when you start using copper endpoints with aluminium that shit starts fucking up

    so basically, homeowners doing repairs themselves is disastrous as usual

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    We have officially moved in! There is a lot of shit that we still need to unpack and sort but like, bed is in the right place, couches are in the right spot, washer and dryer are hooked up, etc.

    Except the dryer vent may need more fucking with. Not got a great fit on there, but whatever.

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