I feel better now that I have all of the cards. But how does @TheRoadVirus feel?
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of A lemon party. (Anialos)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of My silent twin, the afterbirth. (Man in the Mists )
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. (Cog)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of An absinthe enema. (Cythraul)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Nickelback. (Elvenshae)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. (Heffling)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Crucifixion. (Egos)
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The afterbirth sounds like a thing that people would actually use for curative powers. So yeah. That. Gonna go barf now
What do you see? Slow motion. (Heffling)
What do you see? A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton. (TheRoadVirus)
What do you see? Some douche with an acoustic guitar. (Elvenshae)
What do you see? Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. (Cythraul)
What do you see? Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of "go-go juice." (Cog )
What do you see? Ted Nugent's cold, dead hands. (Anialos)
What do you see? An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. (Egos)
@Cog must have won life's lottery - his endowment was huge. And he has a lot of money, too.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Repression. (Elvenshae )
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate A racist toddler. (Anialos)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Infinity. (Heffling)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. (Man in the Mists)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Doing the waffle stomp. (Egos)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Vomiting mid-blowjob. (Cythraul)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate My stupid grabby hands and shitty hair and dumb fucking face. (TheRoadVirus)
There were goddamn good answers in here, but someone played to their judge. This day, of all days, there can be only one thing we commemorate, and that thing is Repression.
No one appreciates the Cheech and Chong reference? A bunch of square whipper snappers, that's what you are. Just like @Elvenshae
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Sugar and spice and everything nice. (Egos)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. (Cythraul)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on What The Rock was really cooking. (Cog)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Pelvic sorcery. (Anialos)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on The crotches of strangers. (The Road Virus)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker. (Heffling )
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Blood farts. (Man in the Mists)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker.
@Heffling rolls 2d10 and glances at the random encounter table. He frowns, rolls the dice again, then chuckles.
'This is what you jerks get for ordering pepperoni on the pizza. You know that gives me heartburn.
You have been waylaid by The fabled Mongolian Death Worm and must defend yourself. (Cythraul)
You have been waylaid by A cop who is also a dog and must defend yourself. (TheRoadVirus)
You have been waylaid by The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life and must defend yourself. (Anialos)
You have been waylaid by Porn stars and must defend yourself. (Egos )
You have been waylaid by My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane and must defend yourself. (Man in the Mists)
You have been waylaid by Republicans and must defend yourself. (Elvenshae)
You have been waylaid by A mime having a stroke and must defend yourself. (Cog)
I'm constantly confusing Crabs Adjust Humidity and Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage. (Elvenshae)
I'm constantly confusing Photosynthesis and Pixelated bukkake. (Cog)
I'm constantly confusing A face full of horse cum and Being awesome at sex. (TheRoadVirus )
I'm constantly confusing Overpowering your father and Passive-agression. (Man in the Mists)
I'm constantly confusing Terry Fox's prosthetic leg and Having shotguns for legs. (Heffling)
I'm constantly confusing Self-flagellation and The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. (Cythraul)
I'm constantly confusing African children and Blowjobs for everyone. (Anialos)
and on the other hand you have none of those things ever.
The class field trip was completely ruined by Coat hanger abortions. (Anialos)
The class field trip was completely ruined by A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. (Man in the Mists )
The class field trip was completely ruined by Explaining how I got the nickname "Nibbleberries." (Egos)
The class field trip was completely ruined by The age of consent. (Heffling)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Loki, the trickster god. (Elvenshae)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Futuristic death sports. (Cythraul)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. (Cog)
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Its not what you were thinking.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of A lemon party. (Anialos)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of My silent twin, the afterbirth. (Man in the Mists )
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. (Cog)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of An absinthe enema. (Cythraul)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Nickelback. (Elvenshae)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. (Heffling)
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Crucifixion. (Egos)
Don't do it.
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Egos @Elvenshae @Heffling @TheRoadVirus
Now that you won't be sleeping:
Round 28: What do you see?
Assuming we make it round 30 we will do another 'discard these shit cards' round.
What do you see? Slow motion. (Heffling)
What do you see? A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton. (TheRoadVirus)
What do you see? Some douche with an acoustic guitar. (Elvenshae)
What do you see? Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. (Cythraul)
What do you see? Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of "go-go juice." (Cog )
What do you see? Ted Nugent's cold, dead hands. (Anialos)
What do you see? An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. (Egos)
This seems oddly appropriate based on what is happening tomorrow:
Round 29: When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Egos @Elvenshae @Heffling @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus
You can substitute billionaire with president if it makes you feel better/worse.
Or he just doesn't like us anymore.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Repression. (Elvenshae )
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate A racist toddler. (Anialos)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Infinity. (Heffling)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. (Man in the Mists)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Doing the waffle stomp. (Egos)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Vomiting mid-blowjob. (Cythraul)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate My stupid grabby hands and shitty hair and dumb fucking face. (TheRoadVirus)
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Egos @Heffling @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus
We have made it to round 30! Post any shit cards you want to rid yourself of and I will give you new, shittier cards, guaranteed.
Trademark infringement.
Hulk Hogan.
Dorito breath.
A shockingly flatulent bobcat.
Boxing up my feelings.
Ladles.
A bitch slap.
Puuuuuuuurge
A zesty breakfast burrito
The rest are workable.
Krampus
Fear itself
Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.
A husband bulge.
A floor that is literally made of lava.
A bloody pacifier.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Slicing a ham in icy silence.
Juggalos.
Tufted ears.
AXE Body Spray.
Pooping back and forth. Forever.
I can work with everything else.
@Elvenshae Prepare to judge!
Round 30: While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Egos @Heffling @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus
See! Natalie Portman.
Who's there.
@Anialos
Naw, man, Anialos' not here, man.
No, man, this is Anialos.
What?
This is Anialos!
When then slip your card under the door, man!
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Sugar and spice and everything nice. (Egos)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. (Cythraul)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on What The Rock was really cooking. (Cog)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Pelvic sorcery. (Anialos)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on The crotches of strangers. (The Road Virus)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker. (Heffling )
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on Blood farts. (Man in the Mists)
Very prescient of them.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 31: You have been waylaid by _____ and must defend yourself.
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Egos @Elvenshae @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus
Geth roll 1d20
'This is what you jerks get for ordering pepperoni on the pizza. You know that gives me heartburn.
You have been waylaid by The fabled Mongolian Death Worm and must defend yourself. (Cythraul)
You have been waylaid by A cop who is also a dog and must defend yourself. (TheRoadVirus)
You have been waylaid by The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life and must defend yourself. (Anialos)
You have been waylaid by Porn stars and must defend yourself. (Egos )
You have been waylaid by My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane and must defend yourself. (Man in the Mists)
You have been waylaid by Republicans and must defend yourself. (Elvenshae)
You have been waylaid by A mime having a stroke and must defend yourself. (Cog)
I unsheathe my two-handed swords, if you know what I mean.
Round 32: I'm constantly confusing _____ and _____.
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Heffling @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus
Understandable in the face of facts versus alternative facts.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
I'm constantly confusing Crabs Adjust Humidity and Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage. (Elvenshae)
I'm constantly confusing Photosynthesis and Pixelated bukkake. (Cog)
I'm constantly confusing A face full of horse cum and Being awesome at sex. (TheRoadVirus )
I'm constantly confusing Overpowering your father and Passive-agression. (Man in the Mists)
I'm constantly confusing Terry Fox's prosthetic leg and Having shotguns for legs. (Heffling)
I'm constantly confusing Self-flagellation and The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. (Cythraul)
I'm constantly confusing African children and Blowjobs for everyone. (Anialos)
and on the other hand you have none of those things ever.
@Anialos @Cog @Cythraul @Egos @Elvenshae @Heffling @Man in the Mists
Round 33: The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
Tell what me what you really don't want to see on a note from the teacher.
@TheRoadVirus
The class field trip was completely ruined by Coat hanger abortions. (Anialos)
The class field trip was completely ruined by A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. (Man in the Mists )
The class field trip was completely ruined by Explaining how I got the nickname "Nibbleberries." (Egos)
The class field trip was completely ruined by The age of consent. (Heffling)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Loki, the trickster god. (Elvenshae)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Futuristic death sports. (Cythraul)
The class field trip was completely ruined by Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. (Cog)
Guess not. Good plays, gents!