The bus home was half an hour late, its humid as hell, the shopping centre rickrolled me while I was buying salad stuff, and tube and pheezer are trying to ban me from H/A for not giving enough e-hugs to some self-obsessed little oik who received a very mild wakeup call from yours truly. Also I'm out of wine. fucking peachy.
Wait wait wait...the shopping center rickrolled you?
I'm standing in the queue with a bag of onions in one hand and my wallet in the other, and that song came on. Its like the building was mocking me.
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The bus home was half an hour late, its humid as hell, the shopping centre rickrolled me while I was buying salad stuff, and tube and pheezer are trying to ban me from H/A for not giving enough e-hugs to some self-obsessed little oik who received a very mild wakeup call from yours truly. Also I'm out of wine. fucking peachy.
Wait wait wait...the shopping center rickrolled you?
I'm standing in the queue with a bag of onions in one hand and my wallet in the other, and that song came on. Its like the building was mocking me.
nope, we got sick of burning bridges and retreading them to be burnt again
those ties are cut at last
EDIT I don't want to stay with you vh, I have no idea what I want but I don't think it involves staying anywhere
Alright, well the option's there anyway if you change your mind. I'm not really sure what else to do for you, though, Oboro. I'd like to help, but since I don't have any money reserves right now, a place to crash is about the only thing I can offer you.
Turns out you're a big weepy vagina for not trying it earlier.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Turns out you're a big weepy vagina for not trying it earlier.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Yeah i've tasted neither. I just like asserting my supreme manhood.
Turns out you're a big weepy vagina for not trying it earlier.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Yeah i've tasted neither. I just like asserting my supreme manhood.
*flexes*
For some reason I thought you were talking about semen.
Turns out you're a big weepy vagina for not trying it earlier.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Yeah i've tasted neither. I just like asserting my supreme manhood.
*flexes*
For some reason I thought you were talking about semen.
Turns out you're a big weepy vagina for not trying it earlier.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Yeah i've tasted neither. I just like asserting my supreme manhood.
*flexes*
For some reason I thought you were talking about semen.
It's not semen, it's warrior spirit.
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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For some reason, he's very understanding. I'm as shocked as you are, to tell the truth.
Right, really need to stop this now...a) japan's going to kill me, and b) I need to at least pretend to do some work.
It will want to hold my hand
When I clone a human being
It will be a member of my band
Clowntraps, with clownnip to draw them in, and clownbullets to finish them off.
Home Alone?
Alternatively, it keeps those with a low tolerance for nigh freezing temperatures out.
On the other hand, Aqua's music videos are fabulous.
Fabulous.
I don't recall forty-some clowns trying to give Macaulay Culkin sloppy blowjobs while he tries to trap/kill them.
You said a carload! I was expecting a human carload, not a clowncar carload! Damn, I've got to hurry this up.
Most of the time. :oops:
let's try the clean slate approach again
fill up some garbage bags and go for a vacation, I've got plenty of states left to try
Having a place to live is overrated.
If all else fails you can go back to the cat-urine-soaked mattress at your mom's house.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
And I'm serious about the restrictions. They won't be unreasonable, but I can't afford to get kicked out of this place.
those ties are cut at last
EDIT I don't want to stay with you vh, I have no idea what I want but I don't think it involves staying anywhere
Alright, well the option's there anyway if you change your mind. I'm not really sure what else to do for you, though, Oboro. I'd like to help, but since I don't have any money reserves right now, a place to crash is about the only thing I can offer you.
It still doesn't taste as good as whiskey. Most of the time I drink for pleasure as well as ethanol so it's rare that occasions like this crop up when I'm just downing whatever comes along.
Yeah i've tasted neither. I just like asserting my supreme manhood.
*flexes*
It's not semen, it's warrior spirit.
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
May I call you visiblehowl, the first? Or VH1 for short?
You're sowing unrest, Elki!
Well, better than the alternative, I guess. Sweet of you!
And night, Church.
edit: dang.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.