cautiously optimistic. Should have set off with more supplies. I am filled with the excitement and promise that accompanies the begining of any journey. Although I am experiencing some boredom at this moment that would normally be filled by wanking. Maybe I will be able to use the surplus energy to do all the many productive things that I never do.
I was somewhere around fifteen when I tried to use Icy Hot as a masturbatory lubricant. It felt really, really good for about six seconds, and then the fire of a thousand suns wrapped itself around my penis with no plans on letting go. On a side note, I am uncircumcised, so the head of my penis is relatively sensitive, so this only made it worse.
The kicker is, I was living in the guest room at a friend's house at the time, and everyone was home, and it was really late, so they were sleeping. As a result of this, I couldn't even scream for fear of waking them up. After frantically blowing on my penis for a while I ran into the bathroom, but didn't want to put water in the tub, again in fear of waking someone up, so I had to awkwardly sort of lay on the counter with my dick in the sink while the faucet gave cold water for the better part of an hour before the pain subsided enough to allow me to go back to my room, my shriveled, painful, reddened cock wrapped in a washcloth soaked in cold water.
One of the worst decisions I have ever made in my entire life.
I was somewhere around fifteen when I tried to use Icy Hot as a masturbatory lubricant. It felt really, really good for about six seconds, and then the fire of a thousand suns wrapped itself around my penis with no plans on letting go. On a side note, I am uncircumcised, so the head of my penis is relatively sensitive, so this only made it worse.
The kicker is, I was living in the guest room at a friend's house at the time, and everyone was home, and it was really late, so they were sleeping. As a result of this, I couldn't even scream for fear of waking them up. After frantically blowing on my penis for a while I ran into the bathroom, but didn't want to put water in the tub, again in fear of waking someone up, so I had to awkwardly sort of lay on the counter with my dick in the sink while the faucet gave cold water for the better part of an hour before the pain subsided enough to allow me to go back to my room, my shriveled, painful, reddened cock wrapped in a washcloth soaked in cold water.
One of the worst decisions I have ever made in my entire life.
Usually when I hear stories of penis pain I am sympathetic, but I look at posts like this and I think some people just don't deserve genitalia full stop.
I was somewhere around fifteen when I tried to use Icy Hot as a masturbatory lubricant. It felt really, really good for about six seconds, and then the fire of a thousand suns wrapped itself around my penis with no plans on letting go. On a side note, I am uncircumcised, so the head of my penis is relatively sensitive, so this only made it worse.
The kicker is, I was living in the guest room at a friend's house at the time, and everyone was home, and it was really late, so they were sleeping. As a result of this, I couldn't even scream for fear of waking them up. After frantically blowing on my penis for a while I ran into the bathroom, but didn't want to put water in the tub, again in fear of waking someone up, so I had to awkwardly sort of lay on the counter with my dick in the sink while the faucet gave cold water for the better part of an hour before the pain subsided enough to allow me to go back to my room, my shriveled, painful, reddened cock wrapped in a washcloth soaked in cold water.
One of the worst decisions I have ever made in my entire life.
holy shit, this is incredible
what in god's name ever made you think that would be a good idea
why would it ever cross your mind to try that?
Besides realizing "Hey this will make a funny story in a few years", that is...
In was fifteen, had very little mastubatory experience (I didn't stroke it for the first time until I was a freshman in high school), and didn't really know that Icy Hot is like 900% alcohol. I just naively thought that maybe the cold and then hot sensation would feel good.
Man I am basically asexual and even I know that getting a BJ is more than valid grounds to lose an internet game.
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edited March 2008
Kinda reminded me of when a Program Manager at Microsoft pulled me aside one day and was like
"Dude.... NEVER.... cook bacon naked."
And I just couldn't really think of a reply.
Beyond my initial gut reaction of: "How do you have a job here and something that obvious WASN'T FUCKING OBVIOUS TO YOU?!"
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I'm really just trying to get neville and redeemers attention
I know Fiz won't fall for something that easy
no I didn't which one was it
Blue ranger is still ranger.
I've seen the camwhore threads.
Besides, you don't know my type, so your powers are useless here.
Begone!
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I meant take a year off of college and go to Shanghai, duh. So yes, June-June would totally work. Maybe even preferable.
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cautiously optimistic. Should have set off with more supplies. I am filled with the excitement and promise that accompanies the begining of any journey. Although I am experiencing some boredom at this moment that would normally be filled by wanking. Maybe I will be able to use the surplus energy to do all the many productive things that I never do.
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this'll make the contest last forever
seriously depressing/scary shit.
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ahahahha
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Ahhh I remember how I used to use that as lube when I masturbated. Those were the days.
They always say that at first. You'll come around. Besides, you're what, 26? That's nothing.
I am 24 goddammit
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It was a shot in the dark off of the old woman comment, you look 22. 24 is totally within the margin of acceptability.
She has such a shapely and firm rump though.
The kicker is, I was living in the guest room at a friend's house at the time, and everyone was home, and it was really late, so they were sleeping. As a result of this, I couldn't even scream for fear of waking them up. After frantically blowing on my penis for a while I ran into the bathroom, but didn't want to put water in the tub, again in fear of waking someone up, so I had to awkwardly sort of lay on the counter with my dick in the sink while the faucet gave cold water for the better part of an hour before the pain subsided enough to allow me to go back to my room, my shriveled, painful, reddened cock wrapped in a washcloth soaked in cold water.
One of the worst decisions I have ever made in my entire life.
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Are you at least half my age plus 7?
Even if you were, I likes my older men.
Not because I wanked it. But, I got my first BJ ever tonight, so, it's not like I was going to turn it down.
But, any release is release, so, it's only fair that I call myself out.
Besides realizing "Hey this will make a funny story in a few years", that is...
Complete and utter lack of dedication to an internet forum game right here, you are a disgrace sir.
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You did the right thing.
this will not deter me
Usually when I hear stories of penis pain I am sympathetic, but I look at posts like this and I think some people just don't deserve genitalia full stop.
Satans..... hints.....
holy shit, this is incredible
what in god's name ever made you think that would be a good idea
I am so torn.
In was fifteen, had very little mastubatory experience (I didn't stroke it for the first time until I was a freshman in high school), and didn't really know that Icy Hot is like 900% alcohol. I just naively thought that maybe the cold and then hot sensation would feel good.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
"Dude.... NEVER.... cook bacon naked."
And I just couldn't really think of a reply.
Beyond my initial gut reaction of: "How do you have a job here and something that obvious WASN'T FUCKING OBVIOUS TO YOU?!"