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Biggest douchebag in gaming?
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A thousand times this.
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"Jen's been taken, I need to travel through this alien ship to save her, and my grandfather who I dislike has died"
"Tommy, it is I, your grandfather, I have returned from beyond the grave to help you find Jen"
"Screw you grandfather, I don't have time, I have to find Jen"
"But I can help you find her, with powers that I am clearly demonstrating to you right now"
"I don't have time for this grandfather, I have to find Jen"
"But I'm clearly demonstrating these abilities that will help you find Jen faster than you can under your own steam.."
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS GRANDFATHER"
"You're a retard, you know that?"
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Itagaki.
Igniz. Rugal, Geese and the rest are awesome. Igniz just stands there looking pretty while destroying you with his overly animated specials. I hate that guy.
God, all this Cheeto talk...
Just make sure, yall heard of Chesus right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ168lUnfZM
I was never able to finish that jack-ass's sidequest. I'd keep getting awesome pictures with high scores and he's be like "Not good enough, you're not a real pro!" Fuck you.
"Oh, my totally hot teacher is entirely coming on to me in increasingly obvious ways. Guess I'm gonna just say nothing and walk away mid-sentence, because hey, I just danced with a girl I know nothing about."
Prince whateverthehell, lord of fishpeople from Twilight Princess.
Oh, so your dad died, you got over it, then shadow monster come and rape your mom to death. So, you spend MONTHS sitting in front of that grave well I just go save the whole world, when I never even had parents!
Yeti and Wife, also from TP
They were nice enough, wheres my mystical artifact? Oh, a pumpkin, oh some cheese. While her husband just making soup in his house full of monsters!
Fargoth, Bosmer, Morrowind.
I'm surprised no thought of him before. You get a ring, it's his, you give it to him, he's just one step short of humping your leg. I always end up killing him, no matter what.
Valen Dreth, Dunmer, Oblivion
Also surprised no one talked about this guy. He just sits there in his comfy cell and insults you to hell and back. In the end, he got the sweet, sweet ending he deserves.
Ahhh, I feel better.
Fuck you bitch.
Breen too I guess, although to a slightly lesser degree.
That is what made FFVIII so good though.
In how many other games is the players character a complete douchebag? I know people complain about him being all emo and shit, but come on. That was a revolutionary step forwards in character writing for games, having an entirely unlikeable main character?
Though I do admit whenever I see someone in a Final Fantasy game say "..." I think "OH NO! It's squall!"
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Limed for truth. We should also have an awesome people in gaming thread, I nominate Father Gregori!
You're describing half of every JRPG and almost every anime that ever starred a teenage boy.
Because he's such a douchebag
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You dislike the Priest with the SHOTGUN? The one that helps you through the graveyard and laughs whilst taking out headcrab zombies?
Man what?
I found him surprisingly nice and cool at Videogames Live.
Maybe he's improved since doing Judgment Day
I just remember wanting to punch him every time some half-informed opinion flopped out of his mouth on that show
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No, see normally they're just all "No one likes me waah waah" and they just have to find love and stop the evil or some shit to save everyone or something like that. Or they've got a dark past and are trying to atone for their sins. Anyways the point is normally they're heroic in some way, just completely emotionally messed up so they can be happy in the end and they can call it character development.
Squall is just a dick. And he doesn't redeem himself in the end, it fucks him over in the end.
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Read it again, slowly this time.
Well okay, so he's not that great with the whole opinions or journalism thing.
But dude knows his music. And he can get a crowd pumped.
Also, he made a touching case for Beyond Good & Evil, which is insta-points in my book.
I thought you were calling Lewie awesome for calling Mossman crap.
Nope, I love the Kick ass zombie priest as much as the next guy.
I was trying to remember his name to mention him. I'm operating on two hours of sleep so I couldn't pull it out of the dark abyss that is my current state of mind.
Fuck you so hard, Squall Leonhart.
Boris Grishenko - Goldeneye
Kasparov.
Checkmates me every time.
Though you have to wonder who's the biggest douchebag: Wario... or that statue-stealing sonofabitch.
Wario may be a douchebag, but he's an awesome douchebag.
FUCK YOU AND BEING TWO FEET TALL
I shall never forget the one who brought misery to me. Also, every fucking Dark Elf in Morrowind were all douche bags. "Speak quickly, outlander!" Die! *stab*
We had 2 rules for Goldeneye. No shotting someone without a gun, and no Oddjob.
<3 them so much
Fuck you, RNG. Seriously, fuck you.
Also, that halfling rogue you could hire as a companion in NWN. I didn't know you could disable his speech audio, so giving him commands to constantly be told "Oh, I can do that easy!" for four hours got really old, really fast.
And then I found out upon hitting Chapter 2 that if you did all of the Chapter one "minion quests" you got several very tangible perks. I gave up and never picked up the game again; I didn't want to re-do the first part, and I definately didn't want to listen to that fucking halfling for another hour.