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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The cylinder that, whenever you're down to the last 1/4th of chips you can't reach them so you've gotta tilt the can but then shit you tilt it too much and fuck there's pringles everywhere oh god why

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I used to be a Cheeto fan when I was a kid, now I don't eat chips at all. Except Sun Chips, god damn, they're amazing.

    baked lays
    fucking yes they are so good

    Baked chips are an affront to the chip tradition

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    The cylinder that, whenever you're down to the last 1/4th of chips you can't reach them so you've gotta tilt the can but then shit you tilt it too much and fuck there's pringles everywhere oh god why

    fat arms

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    The cylinder that, whenever you're down to the last 1/4th of chips you can't reach them so you've gotta tilt the can but then shit you tilt it too much and fuck there's pringles everywhere oh god why

    fat arms

    too many cheetos

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is the poop invisible forever if it remains invisible upon leaving his body? could he poop in a public place, and then someone would step in invisible poop and just have no idea and not be able to see it, only smell/feel it?

    and! if the poop becomes visible after leaving his body, what if he had eaten some bad food, and there was blood in the stool? would streaks of the poop be invisible?

    griffin regains his visibility after death, so I would assume he'd have invisible poops that would become visible after a while

    invisible poops


    So, would all his poop ever just suddenly become visible at the moment of his death? Thousands of turds seemingly just popping into existence all at once?

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is the poop invisible forever if it remains invisible upon leaving his body? could he poop in a public place, and then someone would step in invisible poop and just have no idea and not be able to see it, only smell/feel it?

    and! if the poop becomes visible after leaving his body, what if he had eaten some bad food, and there was blood in the stool? would streaks of the poop be invisible?

    griffin regains his visibility after death, so I would assume he'd have invisible poops that would become visible after a while

    invisible poops


    So, would all his poop ever just suddenly become visible at the moment of his death? Thousands of turds seemingly just popping into existence all at once?

    I like to think his poop is visible as soon as it leaves his body. So like, he can poop on the sidewalk and some lady walking by just sees a dangling turd suspended from nothing.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hundreds of men suddenly noticing the dried semen in their beards.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hundreds of men suddenly noticing the dried semen in their beards.

    You took it just that one extra step from amusing to hilarity.

    Bravo sir.


    bravo.

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, the problem with Butterfingers is how that shit sticks to your teeth.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Dracula wrote: »
    Man, the problem with Butterfingers is how that shit sticks to your teeth.
    Get a Dr. Pepper and melt that shit off.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cheetos are gross

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dracula wrote: »
    Man, the problem with Butterfingers is how that shit sticks to your teeth.
    Get a Dr. Pepper and melt that shit off.

    But then you have some bad breath. Better get some peppermint patties.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i have some sunflower seeds; my boyfriend, who loves me and is not leaving me, went and bought them for me.

    the love and snack are both delicious.

    somebody is in denial

    how long ago did he leave

    did he even exist in the first place

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  • wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw a bag of Doritos the other day, half Buffalo wing flavor, and half Blue Cheese Dressing flavored. I was too intimidated to try them.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Dracula wrote: »
    Man, the problem with Butterfingers is how that shit sticks to your teeth.
    Get a Dr. Pepper and melt that shit off.

    But then you have some bad breath. Better get some peppermint patties.
    or a menthol cigarette

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  • DraculaDracula DARCUL DAS WAMPY Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw a bag of Doritos the other day, half Buffalo wing flavor, and half Blue Cheese Dressing flavored. I was too intimidated to try them.

    wuss

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  • wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I bet their marketing team never thought of intimidation as a deterrent.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dracula wrote: »
    So you guys don't have a preference when it comes to snack foods?

    I try to stay away from anything that devotes more than half the price of the product to advertising.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i have some pumpkin seeds; my boyfriend, who loves me and is not leaving me, went and bought them for me.

    the love and snack are both delicious.

    [tiny]it totally always said pumpkin seeds[/tiny]

    somebody is in denial

    how long ago did he leave

    did he even exist in the first place

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, I do not like cheetos.

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  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are we talking puffy cheetos or crispy cheetos

    because the crispy ones are way better

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what kind of fag eats pumpkin seeds icon_roll.gif

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    for a second i thought that was tim buckley :(

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wait wait wait


    bel's dating Tim Buckley?




    edit: ahahaha totp

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wait wait wait


    bel's dating Tim Buckley?

    Guess he hasn't showed her his dick yet.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Motherfucker loves Cheeto's.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend
    The problem is when the Wook says something like this you're never sure if he's talking about fightin' or lovin'.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend
    The problem is when the Wook says something like this you're never sure if he's talking about fightin' or lovin'.
    hypothetically speaking, does it matter?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    hypothetically speaking, I hate having a boner when I have to pee real bad.

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  • -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Knocked his head clean off.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    is the poop invisible forever if it remains invisible upon leaving his body? could he poop in a public place, and then someone would step in invisible poop and just have no idea and not be able to see it, only smell/feel it?

    and! if the poop becomes visible after leaving his body, what if he had eaten some bad food, and there was blood in the stool? would streaks of the poop be invisible?

    This sounds like something i'd ask.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cheetos are very confusing for me.

    Crispy ones are okay. Puffy ones, not so much. The other day I had Asteroids and they were phenomenal. When I was a kid they had checkers, zigzags, and X's and O's that were all fantastic.

    I can't for the life of me figure out why different shapes should taste better, nor why the more rare shapes seem way better than the standard.

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  • wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh fuck, has anyone tried the caramel popcorn twist thing yet? I've heard its phenomenal.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh fuck, has anyone tried the caramel popcorn twist thing yet? I've heard its phenomenal.

    wut

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend
    The problem is when the Wook says something like this you're never sure if he's talking about fightin' or lovin'.
    hypothetically speaking, does it matter?

    well, on one case i would be waiting with a bat, and the other i would be hiding in the corner with a video camera :winky:

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend
    The problem is when the Wook says something like this you're never sure if he's talking about fightin' or lovin'.
    hypothetically speaking, does it matter?

    well, on one case i would be waiting with a bat, and the other i would be hiding in the corner with a video camera :winky:

    I could totally take Bel with a bat too

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    oh i could totally take Bel's boyfriend
    The problem is when the Wook says something like this you're never sure if he's talking about fightin' or lovin'.
    hypothetically speaking, does it matter?

    well, on one case i would be waiting with a bat, and the other i would be hiding in the corner with a video camera :winky:

    I could totally take Bel with a bat too

    be still my heart

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  • wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Oh fuck, has anyone tried the caramel popcorn twist thing yet? I've heard its phenomenal.

    wut

    I guess its basically making caramel corn with those salty yellow hostess popcorn twists instead of real popcorn. I've only just heard about it, and noticed they actually had the recipe on the back of the bags.
    I've got to make it sometime.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Oh fuck, has anyone tried the caramel popcorn twist thing yet? I've heard its phenomenal.

    wut

    I guess its basically making caramel corn with those salty yellow hostess popcorn twists instead of real popcorn. I've only just heard about it, and noticed they actually had the recipe on the back of the bags.
    I've got to make it sometime.

    Sounds gross, and I don't know what hostess popcorn twists are

    Which is a good thing

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