next time I have sex with someone for the first time
I will sing that
starting as an inaudible breathing
getting louder
eventually screaming it
taking bets on what happens
If this happened to me I'm pretty sure I would start laughing and singing along.
It would be hilarous if you were getting a bj and started singing this.
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hmm i wonder if the erotica site i visit has any fresh SEX TEXT for me
oh damn! I've been trying to think of someone classy to show this site to, but I'm not sure if I can post a porn link and I suppose I'd like consent before PMing a link to you.
All sexiness of this website aside, it's just a really really nice expression of personal experience
Man when I was in like 4th grade I never managed to be able to actually find porn online, it's not like it was hard to find I was just always interrupted.
For most of that time I was really confused about where a vagina actually was. I mean I knew where it was in general but the exact location was what I wanted to know about. Sort of like pin the tail on the donkey; if someone handed me a vagina and told me to pin it on the crotch I would have had an anxiety attack.
Sometimes I would lay awake at night just trying to figure it out.
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I had Men's Health magazines and the occasional Bowflex commercial
Dude I still use Men's Health magazines on occasion. Some of that stuff is so incredibly hot, triply so if you get the UK version with visible titties.
Edit: Oh hey Futore howsaboot a PM?
Edit2: Haha just realized I was talking to Redeemer. Whoops.
hmm i wonder if the erotica site i visit has any fresh SEX TEXT for me
oh damn! I've been trying to think of someone classy to show this site to, but I'm not sure if I can post a porn link and I suppose I'd like consent before PMing a link to you.
All sexiness of this website aside, it's just a really really nice expression of personal experience
My bedroom is straight down the hall from the family computer room. I step out to go upstairs for food, my thirteen year old brother is on the computer. That's not at all unusual. I knew he masturbates- besides being a thirteen year old boy, he spends an awful lot of time in the bathroom in the middle of the afternoon- I just expected him to have the common sense to close the door.
He stopped, and tried to act like he was just browsing or something. On the way back down, I hollered "You'd get a lot more privacy in your own room. Make sure you don't leave a mess." He didn't respond. He had the sound back on, so I think he was finished.
A moment later, our little sister came down and asked what he was doing. She didn't scream or anything, so I think she's safe. I don't know how she would've reacted if she'd come down ten minutes earlier.
The point where you should be concerned is when he actually talks when you catch him.
"You'd get more privacy if you did that in your own room, you know."
"Wait, keep talking....I'm almost....there..."
They do for the RealDoll things. But I think the porn star fleshlights are just basically endorsed products.
I have a friend who was actually thinking about getting a RealDoll at one point.
We told him he might as well just go out, kill a whore and mummify the corpse and just leave her sitting around the living room, because it'll be just as creepy.
Especially knowing full well that he boner jams on it.
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If this happened to me I'm pretty sure I would start laughing and singing along.
It would be hilarous if you were getting a bj and started singing this.
Extraordinary takes time
RANE BECOMES A GROWN-UP, BY JUDY BLOOM
talk with some dudes/ladies on the internet? it makes me feel pretty good
Dear Tube, it's me, Raneados
also I have more deathfarts
what did I even eat today
nothing unusual
The strangest thing? I don't even have a brother.
I do home surgery with a spoon and a head full of dreams
sorry
Interactive Fucktion?
oh damn! I've been trying to think of someone classy to show this site to, but I'm not sure if I can post a porn link and I suppose I'd like consent before PMing a link to you.
All sexiness of this website aside, it's just a really really nice expression of personal experience
That's it, you build yourself another love tunnel; your testicles have caused you too much pain.
heh yeah actually
futore: send it over
For most of that time I was really confused about where a vagina actually was. I mean I knew where it was in general but the exact location was what I wanted to know about. Sort of like pin the tail on the donkey; if someone handed me a vagina and told me to pin it on the crotch I would have had an anxiety attack.
Sometimes I would lay awake at night just trying to figure it out.
Dude I still use Men's Health magazines on occasion. Some of that stuff is so incredibly hot, triply so if you get the UK version with visible titties.
Edit: Oh hey Futore howsaboot a PM?
Edit2: Haha just realized I was talking to Redeemer. Whoops.
Best fake album name ever: Margaret? It's God. Shut up.
Yo
Send that shit here
don't feel bad for enjoying something
so there.
you just enter in 36hour for the coupon code.
*jerks off furiously at thought of saving money*
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I'll just have the butt, thanks. I'm all 'bout efficiency
The point where you should be concerned is when he actually talks when you catch him.
"You'd get more privacy if you did that in your own room, you know."
"Wait, keep talking....I'm almost....there..."
the ones molded after porn stars are the best.
"this experience is probably going to be like driving a Ford Pinto through the Chunnel, but it's authentic porn star!"
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That sounds very uncomfortable but for some of them i seriously doubt it's that big of a deal.
I'm just thinking the cleanup would be terrible.
you masturbate to girls cutting out coupons don't you
YEAH SAVE 2 DOLLARS ON THAT FEBREEZE YOU PENNY PINCHING SLUT
i really doubt cleanup is that much of a problem for them either :rotate:
i...i have to go to my bunk now.
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I have a friend who was actually thinking about getting a RealDoll at one point.
We told him he might as well just go out, kill a whore and mummify the corpse and just leave her sitting around the living room, because it'll be just as creepy.
Especially knowing full well that he boner jams on it.
at least he doesn't get squirming from art.
Just a butt? That butt could belong to anybody you'll never actually sleep with.
Girl or well-shaven guy.
The sky is the limit when you only have a plastic butt to fuck.
at least get a torso along with it.