I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?
If they wanted to convince me to come clean, they should have sent someone who could terrify me more than my Dad.
Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.
I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.
The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. "
Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?
If they wanted to convince me to come clean, they should have sent someone who could terrify me more than my Dad.
I've yet to meet such a person.
Where's the redemption if you have to be convinced?
Man, it's like you've never even seen the Twilight Zone.
Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.
Okay where's YOUR car. We can reenact the entire thing and you can get a real laugh out of it AGAIN
Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.
My reaction at the time was probably not that far off from your description, although I mostly just decided that I was done dropping rocks and it was time to go the fuck back inside now.
Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.
Okay where's YOUR car. We can reenact the entire thing and you can get a real laugh out of it AGAIN
I don't find it funny because "hurr hurr destruction of other people's property at random is awesome" I find it funny because in my mind it plays out in a comical fashion. Like that part in Dumb and Dumber where Jeff Daniels shits in a nonfunctioning toilet.
Yes, I know one is a movie and one is reality, but fuck man, you have to chuckle at this sort of shit or it just gets you down.
If you ever drop a rock on my car I'm gonna run around screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK A FUCKING METEOR HIT MY CAR!"
My old supervisor had lost his work hat, I was cleaning the back and found it one day. I took it over to the far corner where no cameras or anyone could see me, and I pissed on it. I walk into work the next day and he was wearing it.
So I work at publix, and one day I was straightening up the frozen food section and I find a box that was damaged. I walk into the back to put it in the damages, and right next to the dairy cooler is a giant shit on the floor.
This was the hugest duke I have ever seen. Had it been in a toilet, it would have went over the rim. Thing is, it was in a spot where there are no cameras, so we couldn't find out who did it.
I don't know if it was a prank or something, but seriously, it was fucked up.
This guy on our dorm floor never locked his door upon leaving, so his room got messed with on occasion.
His computer desk was set up in front of one of his windows, and it completely blocked it out, so the only way to see through the window or open it and such would be to pull out this heavy computer desk. One day, he's gone and my buddies and I hung a sign in that window saying "For dirty butt sex call - " and his dorm number.
Don't know if he ever received a call, but that window did overlook a busy courtyard of sorts. A few months later I heard his door slam and found the sign laying in the hall.
I think the funniest ones were those where he'd fuck around with peoples computers and such.
Stuff like like taping over the microphone in a phone, switching the keyboards of opposite workstations. Really mundane stuff.
The real fun was for the rest of us trying to keep a straight face while the victims were cursing at their equipment. Their tempers rising, fully realising they were being pranked, but having no-one to lash out at, because there's six guys looking completely innocent.
It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.
welcome to the entire point of pranks
A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.
Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.
I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)
So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.
It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.
welcome to the entire point of pranks
A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.
Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.
I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)
So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.
It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.
welcome to the entire point of pranks
A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.
Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.
I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)
So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.
well that's your something new
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I went down to Ocean City with some friends after graduating high school. One of the guys got this hilarious idea to drop a deuce in my hotel room's bathtub. So I come up after a day on the beach ready to take a shower and go out for dinner, but instead I find this huge turd laying in the middle of the tub.
One time everyone in the house went out partying one night except for me because of exams, so I did all of the washing up. Boy you should have seen their faces when they got back.
One time everyone in the house went out partying one night except for me because of exams, so I did all of the washing up. Boy you should have seen their faces when they got back.
I had a coworker that would use a floor cone as a makeshift microphone everyday like clockwork. Before he came in one day, I put the end he'd use as a mouth piece on my bare ass and took a picture of it with my cellphone. First he does after clocking in, is announce that he just clocked in with the floor cone fully implanted on his mouth. I told him I had some porn on my phone I wanted to show him, he comes running over. He cocks his head to the side, wondering what he's looking at. His eyes go wide when he realizes that he just put his mouth where my ass was minutes before. After ten minutes of dry heaving and calling me a dirty son of a bitch we get back to work.
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If they wanted to convince me to come clean, they should have sent someone who could terrify me more than my Dad.
I've yet to meet such a person.
Where's the redemption if you have to be convinced?
Man, it's like you've never even seen the Twilight Zone.
Okay where's YOUR car. We can reenact the entire thing and you can get a real laugh out of it AGAIN
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
My reaction at the time was probably not that far off from your description, although I mostly just decided that I was done dropping rocks and it was time to go the fuck back inside now.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Buh?
I'm sperging here, trying to follow your logic.
I don't find it funny because "hurr hurr destruction of other people's property at random is awesome" I find it funny because in my mind it plays out in a comical fashion. Like that part in Dumb and Dumber where Jeff Daniels shits in a nonfunctioning toilet.
Yes, I know one is a movie and one is reality, but fuck man, you have to chuckle at this sort of shit or it just gets you down.
If you ever drop a rock on my car I'm gonna run around screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK A FUCKING METEOR HIT MY CAR!"
I hated that guy so much.
This was the hugest duke I have ever seen. Had it been in a toilet, it would have went over the rim. Thing is, it was in a spot where there are no cameras, so we couldn't find out who did it.
I don't know if it was a prank or something, but seriously, it was fucked up.
His computer desk was set up in front of one of his windows, and it completely blocked it out, so the only way to see through the window or open it and such would be to pull out this heavy computer desk. One day, he's gone and my buddies and I hung a sign in that window saying "For dirty butt sex call - " and his dorm number.
Don't know if he ever received a call, but that window did overlook a busy courtyard of sorts. A few months later I heard his door slam and found the sign laying in the hall.
I think the funniest ones were those where he'd fuck around with peoples computers and such.
Stuff like like taping over the microphone in a phone, switching the keyboards of opposite workstations. Really mundane stuff.
The real fun was for the rest of us trying to keep a straight face while the victims were cursing at their equipment. Their tempers rising, fully realising they were being pranked, but having no-one to lash out at, because there's six guys looking completely innocent.
welcome to the entire point of pranks
A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.
Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.
I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)
So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.
I believe this is a prank of sorts
Damn.
well that's your something new
then I raped a nun and blew up a kitten orphanage
I'm such a scamp
Was it funny for the nun after she realised she'd been had?
Classic
It was pretty rad
The children's faces were delightful
so the nun grabs the truckdriver's dick, pulls it closer to her face and says 'hello god, this is mother Angela, can you hear me?'
edit: i totally mixed up two versions of the same joke
I was not pleased.
9 months later it was April first. Man was her face red. Might have been the labor though.
Hells yeah ultimate prank.
which means my birthday parties suck because I wake up and all my underwear is in the freezer or something
and then while I'm walking back down the hallway with it, I see one of my friends carrying another armful of it back to the freezer