Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Also last night I decided that I will start using my full name again once I get out of here.
Zimmydoom is a malcontent, a societal parasite and former convict.
Zimmilion Maximus Phillimino Doom is a respectable, upstanding member of the community.
Too long, Zimcar
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
I'm not too bummed about the layoff. Kind of saw it coming, what with my job being weather-dependent and all. I had an interview yesterday, but I don't know if I got the job yet, so today is resume day. It would be nice to coast into a new thing next week without much interruption.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
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I also float.
Down there.
Zimcar!
I am a mee-mobile, powered by my own sense of self worth.
Like that thing Ed Begley Jr. drives, except not as fruity.
But probably still pretty fruity.
Somebody go to the bank for me. I'll give you two bucks.
Are you depositing 2 bucks?
Or rather stop trying to be interesting you boring sons of bitches
No. One buck. You can have the other one.
out of a googol stars
That's what women do, they don't have purses they keep things in their titty bank. Thanks Magnum Force.
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Makes it easier to rob people when you rape them two!
Two birds with one stone.
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Let me know when they fix it so I can download google chrome
pantiloons of holding
Sorry got something on my mind.
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I would but I have some concerns over how that would work with Direct Deposit if you know what I mean!
Too much information sabs, next time you have sex with a coma patient inhabited by a demon I don't wanna know!
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I really should walk home a different route.
Boogie Boogie Hedgehog
Boogie Boogie Hedgehog
Boogie Boogie Hedgehog
You should break up with him.
Well fine, next time I'll talk about my cubicle at work and my grandma's dentures, jez, cut me some slack.
You really know my soft spots
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All must go alone...
Yes but they all don't have to die a virgin like Aldo will.
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Yeah that is pretty awesome.
If you were a plant, you'd be a bitter plant that no animal ate because you were so bitter
so bitter.
With thorns.
Big, old, gnarly, thorns.
Look Aldo pays me to take him down a peg, I'm providing a service. I also make sure to rape him, just to remind him who owns him!
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maybe I shake my head a little, but dang
the end of justice?
One case does not destroy a system.
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I'll have you know my chat title totally preempted that comic.