I fart a lot, usually because I don't even attempt to hold it in, it feels too good. But man sometimes they be loooooouuuuder than you were expecting.
i hate when you've been letting out quiet ones all day, so you get kinda cocky, then let out a real awkward loud one.
those are bad fart days.
i think strawberries give me diarrhea.
i actually think every food ever gives me diarrhea.
also i have another fucking cold sore
i am just a bag of delights today.
i'm slightly lactose intolerant, but i can't help eating cheese and milk and ice cream because they are delicious. its totally worth the explosive poops that come about 5 minutes after i eat dairy products
I had a similar experience to the OP last night, except instead of a piece of lint it was a bunch of mostly crappy alcohol followed by lots of greasy french fries! who could have guessed that would be a bad idea
Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.
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marry me
look I just want to know where I stand on Vivixenne's Greater Vivian Scale of Vivitude
(also yes)
I thought this day would never come
how do you get my username right and not my real name
are you some kind of retard
I give you an F-
I was just combining viv with everything
you galloot
you get 10 out of 10 skull mans
(it's like golf)
you annoy the piss out of me sometimes but at other times I like you just fine
pretty much like everyone else here I don't know on a more personal level
also my real name is Vivienne
That's seduction.
girls' names ideally shouldn't have any hard consonants (p, c, k, d)
also ms and ns are good
or kepis
those are called plosives! it is my favourite sound word to say
plosive
much better than trochees or iambs
Orikaeshigitae Moment
that'll be fifty bucks
pdpggk
it's quite pleasing to say it
i hate when you've been letting out quiet ones all day, so you get kinda cocky, then let out a real awkward loud one.
those are bad fart days.
i think strawberries give me diarrhea.
i actually think every food ever gives me diarrhea.
also i have another fucking cold sore
i am just a bag of delights today.
Milkshakes turn my poop green and I don't know why. The milkshakes themselves aren't green.
affricate, fricative, sibilant, glottal stop
eatin flamingos
French shreds. That actually sounds kinda rad.
The rest of us calls them whatever in our own language.
The English do that. Danish people call chips chips. Back in the day they were known as French potatoes though.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.