Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.
Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.
Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.
Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.
if my vagina is bleeding, you hit -10% chance of entering it.
you hit zero because i won't let anyone in
and the other -10% because i get so bitchy, there's no way in hell you'd want in
it's best if i lock myself up and not come out for a week
but i only get a period once every 3 months, so it's not that big a deal.
Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.
Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.
And when the thick congealed uterine lining plops out, that's just the worst.
French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.
They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.
And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.
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French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.
They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.
And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.
"And so we arrive at your question. For also in the 1840s, pomme frites ("fried potatoes") first appeared in Paris. Sadly, we don't know the name of the ingenious chef who first sliced the potato into long slender pieces and fried them. But they were immediately popular, and were sold on the streets of Paris by push-cart vendors.
Frites spread to America where they were called French fried potatoes. You asked how they got their name--pretty obvious, I'd say: they came from France, and they were fried potatoes, so they were called "French fried potatoes." The name was shortened to "french fries" in the 1930s."
Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.
i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
that's way grosser
more blood too.
It's psychological. It's a horrible corruption of something that is coveted.
Same effect that fucked me over for 2 months after watching my wife give birth to my first son. Horrendous. Never look.
French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.
They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.
And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.
"And so we arrive at your question. For also in the 1840s, pomme frites ("fried potatoes") first appeared in Paris. Sadly, we don't know the name of the ingenious chef who first sliced the potato into long slender pieces and fried them. But they were immediately popular, and were sold on the streets of Paris by push-cart vendors.
Frites spread to America where they were called French fried potatoes. You asked how they got their name--pretty obvious, I'd say: they came from France, and they were fried potatoes, so they were called "French fried potatoes." The name was shortened to "french fries" in the 1930s."
I'd like to point out that the French thought of the pomme frites as Belgian in the early 1800s.
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
you know, it's a good thing you girls are so darn pretty.
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
I know a girl who started birth control a while ago and her boobs got bigger
she is ecstatic.
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Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
I know a girl who started birth control a while ago and her boobs got bigger
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
I disagree, good sir. My wife may be the life support for the vagina, but it is my vagina. I do not like seeing it stretched to such ungodly proportions. On the plus side, my wife didn't like the idea of being a moo-cow to the baby, so her boobies are still mine.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] If you're Jesus and you know it, clap your hands.
I just went to the bathroom, unzipped my pants and went to, you know, pull Shankles Jr. out of his hideaway. Wearing boxer briefs and jeans, no buttons, it's usually a pretty simple affair - reach in, pull out.
This time, the head got somehow stuck at the cleft in the hole at the front of the boxer briefs, so my junk actually looped out of my pants with the head and base (naturally) still in my pants. For some reason, things were pretty well stuck in there, and no matter how I pulled nothing happened. I had my hand about halfway along the shaft and was pulling for maybe seven or eight seconds, and nothing was happening except for some significant discomfort. Oh, also, I had already primed my system for leakage and needed to urinate. Now.
It came down to the wire and I basically pushed the reset button. Pushed everything back inside, drew it back out and just barely managed to avoid wetting myself.
I just went to the bathroom, unzipped my pants and went to, you know, pull Shankles Jr. out of his hideaway. Wearing boxer briefs and jeans, no buttons, it's usually a pretty simple affair - reach in, pull out.
This time, the head got somehow stuck at the cleft in the hole at the front of the boxer briefs, so my junk actually looped out of my pants with the head and base (naturally) still in my pants. For some reason, things were pretty well stuck in there, and no matter how I pulled nothing happened. I had my hand about halfway along the shaft and was pulling for maybe seven or eight seconds, and nothing was happening except for some significant discomfort. Oh, also, I had already primed my system for leakage and needed to urinate. Now.
It came down to the wire and I basically pushed the reset button. Pushed everything back inside, drew it back out and just barely managed to avoid wetting myself.
Phew.
dogg one time I had a fever before winter break so I stayed home from school the day before, then on Saturday I woke up and went to the bathroom to take care of Scarlet Jr. and bam blood came out.
Turns out God's gift to me on Christmas was a UTI.
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if my vagina is bleeding, you hit -10% chance of entering it.
you hit zero because i won't let anyone in
and the other -10% because i get so bitchy, there's no way in hell you'd want in
it's best if i lock myself up and not come out for a week
but i only get a period once every 3 months, so it's not that big a deal.
And when the thick congealed uterine lining plops out, that's just the worst.
They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.
And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.
"And so we arrive at your question. For also in the 1840s, pomme frites ("fried potatoes") first appeared in Paris. Sadly, we don't know the name of the ingenious chef who first sliced the potato into long slender pieces and fried them. But they were immediately popular, and were sold on the streets of Paris by push-cart vendors.
Frites spread to America where they were called French fried potatoes. You asked how they got their name--pretty obvious, I'd say: they came from France, and they were fried potatoes, so they were called "French fried potatoes." The name was shortened to "french fries" in the 1930s."
I got my info off the back of a box of chocolates.
You dare question the integrity of chocolate?
Isn't this an abomination of nature?
Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?
some people are different
:O
It's not a common topic so I guess I have no frame of reference. I am out of my element.
It's psychological. It's a horrible corruption of something that is coveted.
Same effect that fucked me over for 2 months after watching my wife give birth to my first son. Horrendous. Never look.
GUYS. NEVER LOOK.
They were Belgian chocolates, actually. Shaped like fries and a dollop of mayonaise.
Obviously they couldn't have been wrong.
I'd like to point out that the French thought of the pomme frites as Belgian in the early 1800s.
i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
the week before and after your period are fucked too
so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
walk it off sissy
I know a girl who started birth control a while ago and her boobs got bigger
she is ecstatic.
This is a fairly common occurence apparently
rub some dirt on it
that's sounding like my new years plans sans anything in my body other than lonely, lonely liquor.
got me a bottle of vodka yesterday night
gonna make some bad choices
It's been said by many that Jack is the cure to all that ails you ...
and by many, I just mean me.
Friend, it's definitely some thang.
Maybe if you're a doctor and they are a stranger it ain't no thang.
But when it's yours and you're just a cement worker...
it's a thang.
i even caught the kid
it aint no thang
i don't know why i put that cement worked thing in there, because i'm not one
shit im drunker than i thought
I mean, it was for her, what with the screaming and blood and intense pain. But whatever, comes with the territory.
I just went to the bathroom, unzipped my pants and went to, you know, pull Shankles Jr. out of his hideaway. Wearing boxer briefs and jeans, no buttons, it's usually a pretty simple affair - reach in, pull out.
This time, the head got somehow stuck at the cleft in the hole at the front of the boxer briefs, so my junk actually looped out of my pants with the head and base (naturally) still in my pants. For some reason, things were pretty well stuck in there, and no matter how I pulled nothing happened. I had my hand about halfway along the shaft and was pulling for maybe seven or eight seconds, and nothing was happening except for some significant discomfort. Oh, also, I had already primed my system for leakage and needed to urinate. Now.
It came down to the wire and I basically pushed the reset button. Pushed everything back inside, drew it back out and just barely managed to avoid wetting myself.
Phew.
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dogg one time I had a fever before winter break so I stayed home from school the day before, then on Saturday I woke up and went to the bathroom to take care of Scarlet Jr. and bam blood came out.
Turns out God's gift to me on Christmas was a UTI.