God. I know that video. There's a lot of important shit, important life shit, that my mind has left by the wayside, but I know that video. Fucking testosterone.
Man I met this lesbian girl when I was in the hospital who was cool as fuck. We were supposed to stay friends after we got out but she never retured my phone calls and I gave up to easy. Now everytime I think of her I tear up a little even though I only knew her for a couple days.
So I am posting this here, on the internet, because I need to tell people this.
So my ex girlfriend whom I broke up with like 2 years ago gets back in touch with me recently to let me know there are no hard feelings yada yada yada and everything's cool now.
So we're talking on the internet and this girl says she needs to tell me something and to wait a minute while she looks for it. She then messages me back with "You know how you got me to admit that I was kinda into girls?" followed by a photo of her nuzzling this cute alternative-looking chick with blond highlights.
"We've been on and off for the better part of a year now, just thought you should know."
Mind: BLOWN
And that's how I turned my first serious girlfriend into a full-fledged, rug-munching, lesbo-bar-hopping, mother-irking bisexual.
So I am posting this here, on the internet, because I need to tell people this.
So my ex girlfriend whom I broke up with like 2 years ago gets back in touch with me recently to let me know there are no hard feelings yada yada yada and everything's cool now.
So we're talking on the internet and this girl says she needs to tell me something and to wait a minute while she looks for it. She then messages me back with "You know how you got me to admit that I was kinda into girls?" followed by a photo of her nuzzling this cute alternative-looking chick with blond highlights.
"We've been on and off for the better part of a year now, just thought you should know."
Mind: BLOWN
And that's how I turned my first serious girlfriend into a full-fledged, rug-munching, lesbo-bar-hopping, mother-irking bisexual.
turning a girl lesbian: fucking depressing
turning a girl bisexual: fucking awesome
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I have attempted to convince every girl I have ever dated that she was bisexual with a very high success rate
All of them have admitted it and mentioned girls who they have a crush on
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literally every female friend I have is bisexual
every single one of them
it's ridiculous, you'd think I'd be sure to bump into one who just likes penises eventually
but nope, it's bisexuality, every time
not that I'm complaining, mind you
God. I know that video. There's a lot of important shit, important life shit, that my mind has left by the wayside, but I know that video. Fucking testosterone.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
One of them looked like Peggy from Mad Men
if you know them for long enough and help them throw a coke party
they will sleep with you
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
also if I wanted to be healthy I'd stop drinking beer as soon as I wake up, tell pot to "Take a hike" and break my cigarettes up.
also I'd probably stop eating red meat.
but none of those things will ever happen
you faggot.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
take me now
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She needs to stop doing random tours around Seattle and hit the central United States
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Too late fandy.
I have reported you to the fun police
p.s. Kaki King is some sort of nymph, some magical, guitar raping nymph.
she will be mine.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
gonna put you in the back of their go kart and zip you away to solitary confunment.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
All cuffs are fun cuffs, used properly
Oh dang
I forgot this thread was about lesbians, too.
Kaki King is a total lesbian.
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What about cuffs that are red hot and covered in spikes.
Oh my god I just got a boner
I'm not sure if the boner is related or not though
do you ever not have a boner
Like this one time
I was in the womb and my penis hadn't developed yet
and then
you were the penis?
Nah, that joke is tired and terrible now
Yeah well maybe I'll just get gender reassignment surgery
What then
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
So my ex girlfriend whom I broke up with like 2 years ago gets back in touch with me recently to let me know there are no hard feelings yada yada yada and everything's cool now.
So we're talking on the internet and this girl says she needs to tell me something and to wait a minute while she looks for it. She then messages me back with "You know how you got me to admit that I was kinda into girls?" followed by a photo of her nuzzling this cute alternative-looking chick with blond highlights.
"We've been on and off for the better part of a year now, just thought you should know."
Mind: BLOWN
And that's how I turned my first serious girlfriend into a full-fledged, rug-munching, lesbo-bar-hopping, mother-irking bisexual.
turning a girl lesbian: fucking depressing
turning a girl bisexual: fucking awesome
All of them have admitted it and mentioned girls who they have a crush on
I don't expect to hear from her, but I am kinda drunk so I don't care who wants to watch a movie or play some rock band opr something?
My friends and I went to a diner
And our waiter seemed really cool the entire time
So we left an elaborate diagram with the tip that listed each person's name and phone number
With the curiosity of which one he would call first (two hot chicks, me, and another moderately attractive dude)
He just friended us all on facebook instead though
And turned out to be a really fuckawesome dude