I'm currently scuttling a girl whose big tits are literally her only redeeming feature
she has the personality of a sack of ham with a swastika painted on it.
Those titties must be rude indeed to tolerate that kind of nonsense; I'm thinking they must be Playboy worthy.
She's looking for jobs at the moment and I said "Hey, why don't you go for some modelling work?" and she said "really? you think I could be a model" and I said
Heywaitaminute. The teen mom in the OP has rude titties because she's breast-feeding, Tube, which means they were somewhat less rude and knockerific. We may have to re-evaluate our critittya...criteria.
Addendum: It's good that you don't get her hopes up too high; nothing worse than a woman with a favorable opinion of herself.
“Having sex with her was the worst mistake I’ve ever made in my life. I wish I’d never met her.
“To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.
“Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.
“To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.
“Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.
“Having sex with her was the worst mistake I’ve ever made in my life. I wish I’d never met her.
“To be honest I didn’t really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly.
“Now I’m terrified that I could be the daddy, and I’m not the only one.
“There are at least five other boys that I know who were all sleeping with her around that time. They’re all now wondering, ‘Is it me?’
“It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed.
“But I only slept with her the once. It was on a Sunday last May shortly after my 14th birthday and it was in her room.
“The next morning at 8.30am, when she should have been going to school, she was helping tidy the house and look after her baby brother.
“I didn’t go to school either and before I left, she told me, ‘If you keep it a secret, you can keep coming back for more.’ Those were her exact words.”
and by that I mean choking her to death with your penis
i know a girl for whom that is a hot fantasy
she's a little odd
tell her that a man known on the internet as Mysst would like to discuss this with her some more.
are you a big fan of strangling women mysst
never tried it before! I'm always interested in new things, though.
also what the hell is with these kids coming out wanting paternity tests, first of all they're admitting they've knocked uglies with this girl and they're not letting some poor shmuck raise their kid.
I mean, what the hell, that would be like the perfect thing in the world.
I wonder if there are more little English boys that have slept with this troll? I guess all you would have to do is follow the trail of headless corpses.
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She's looking for jobs at the moment and I said "Hey, why don't you go for some modelling work?" and she said "really? you think I could be a model" and I said
"no"
"no I'm sorry"
"that was a cruel joke"
I hope that you let her know how lucky she is to have them.
Addendum: It's good that you don't get her hopes up too high; nothing worse than a woman with a favorable opinion of herself.
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are you a big fan of strangling women mysst
This kid fell out of the blind and stupid tree
Oh. My. God.
This kid I like
ahahaha
i think she has a child rape fetish cause who else would sleep with that
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the one shit thought she was pretty
which isn't that weird considering they're all British
also what the hell is with these kids coming out wanting paternity tests, first of all they're admitting they've knocked uglies with this girl and they're not letting some poor shmuck raise their kid.
I mean, what the hell, that would be like the perfect thing in the world.
she looks kind of like alfie's girlfriend
Christopher Meloni all like you dumb shits shouldn't have fucked her and being a dick and refusing to believe they were raped
Mariska Hargitay being all compassionate and hot
Christopher Meloni also being hot
That made me laugh pretty hard at work. Luckily, I work at a noisy computer lab and no one noticed.
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well
tube wouldn't fuck her
jesus was she in a car accident or something
I'd fuck an undercooked lamb
Emo chicks give the best head?
Do you see the cut on that jib, sir? I like it.
to be fair it was a pizza pocket
spicy italian
good thing he got to it before it got fat and loud
God, I hope he waiting the recommended 2 minutes after taking it out of the microwave.
STEAM!
darth knows what's up
darth you shoulda come down for the corset party