Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
My present to you Zimmy is not burdening you with yet another material possession that will end up owning you and making you unhappy. I give you freedom.
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My present to you Zimmy is not burdening you with yet another material possession that will end up owning you and making you unhappy. I give you freedom.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
My present to you Zimmy is not burdening you with yet another material possession that will end up owning you and making you unhappy. I give you freedom.
I love that, in Achaea, as a serpent, you can forget to purge the venom from your venom sacs and possibly kill yourself depending on how powerful a bite you were preparing.
I love that, in Achaea, as a serpent, you can forget to purge the venom from your venom sacs and possibly kill yourself depending on how powerful a bite you were preparing.
Can the chance of a grue eating you fluctuate depending on that year's harvest along with other grue-population factors, as outlined in Appendix G?
I love that, in Achaea, as a serpent, you can forget to purge the venom from your venom sacs and possibly kill yourself depending on how powerful a bite you were preparing.
Can the chance of a grue eating you fluctuate depending on that year's harvest along with other grue-population factors, as outlined in Appendix G?
You're... You're not actually a serpent. You're a normal person that has serpent-esque abilities. Including having venom sacs and fangs.
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Alternatively:
If it would serve our purposes, would you through acid in the face of a child on your birthday?
or:
If you want a picture of Zimmy's birthday, imagine a boot stomping on a human face, forever.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch the rest of that sentence. Let me just wipe your chin and take your keys.
you man...youres the best man
i mean
you know man.
you know
Good lies don't have shades of truth. They're lies!
The best lies contain no truth at all and still sound believable.
Thanks guys. I may be pretty great, but it's only a reflection of how awesome y'all are.
It's just what I've always wanted!
Night dudes and fem-dudes.
Night, Zimster.
But how do you feel birthdays should conduct themselves in the company of colored birthdays?
I'm not gonna lie.
Gim is drunk.
If you see the birthday on the road, kill him, wink-wink nudge-nudge?
Freedom to vote for the Communist Party!
Quid: Drunk on life. A life full of booze.
Nerd:
The answer is simple
James: And to marry many gay husbands.
Good god my body hurts.
Things that are wrong.
Can the chance of a grue eating you fluctuate depending on that year's harvest along with other grue-population factors, as outlined in Appendix G?
You're... You're not actually a serpent. You're a normal person that has serpent-esque abilities. Including having venom sacs and fangs.
Aw, we've still got yours coming up in 20 days.
Finally Europe has caught up and it is one hour later than it feels like it should be. I don't know if this is a good thing or not.
EDIT: ELKI! Make my spreadsheet complete....tell us who the deadbeats are....please.....
You have bi-monthly dances?
He's a tool.
I... I...
....
"Patient seemed to have fainted after his brain seized from an overload of innuendo potential."
A few.
Cut yourself?
You have monthly bi dances?