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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Right....

    Zimmy.... Cinders... Gim..... Sarks... Duandan...... Drez...... Sabs..... James..... And anyone else who would like to meet me.

    Haps is in germany so a bit back and forth.

    PM me your msn name or something. Or a way to keep in touch and I might just think of a way I can do this.

    I am sad that I am not on that list. :P

    Because I've already PM'd you!! You were one of the main. With the others but I thought I'd already bonded with you.

    WE're going paintballing motherfucker!!!

    No, we're going NERFing. Maybe.

    Honestly if I could scrape together the money for a ticket I wouldn't mind visiting California again for a week or two at the end of the summer. Since I'm not going to NYC it's definitely a possibility.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    NERF wars always looked so cool in the commercials but in real life nobody ever had their own gun and if they did they didn't have any darts for it because they'd lose them and people would lie about getting hit and/or cry about it to the point that it wasn't worth playing even if you did have more than a few people and guns for all of them.

    Why must you spit on my dream?

    I'm sure it's a lot easier once you're not eight and you know people that aren't total douchebags, but I haven't really known people since then.

    I will cuddle you so hard even Cinders will be astonished. Then the NERF wont be able to hit you.

    Because I'm fucking DYNOMITE!

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The punk movement was a mass conspiracy by businesses who sold glue and other mohawk/hair spike maintaining substances.

    Gim on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ZimmyDoom, ZimmyDoom.
    Guy has a dick, like a harpoon.
    If he catches you.
    He'll fuck you all day.
    Want him to stop?
    Wish him a happy birthday.
    But that won't work.
    No, that won't work.
    'cuz he's ZimmyDoom
    And snagged in your ass is his dick harpoon.

    This song turned out to be more about penises than happy birthdays.

    Sarksus on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Honestly if I could scrape together the money for a ticket I wouldn't mind visiting California again for a week or two at the end of the summer. Since I'm not going to NYC it's definitely a possibility.

    DO EEEEET!

    Gim on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    ZimmyDoom, ZimmyDoom.
    Guy has a dick, like a harpoon.
    If he catches you.
    He'll fuck you all day.
    Want him to stop?
    Wish him a happy birthday.
    But that won't work.
    No, that won't work.
    'cuz he's ZimmyDoom
    And snagged in your ass is his dick harpoon.

    This song turned out to be more about penises than happy birthdays.

    I like this. This is getting sig'd later.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why the fuck does AMC have two penile enhancement infomercials every commercial break. Is AMC's demographic this fuckin' old? Jesus, they're not even subtle about it.

    Sarksus on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I should probably learn to be good at chess so my avatar will have a greater relevance than psychedelic hippie music.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Right, you fuckers aren't PM'ing me...

    So, look, I will think this through seriously.. If It wouldn't get destroyed by outside cunts I would start a thread... so I'm not fucking kidding with this.

    If you think you like me, a guy from Wales in the UK, who has been drunk here many a time and told you of his love, would you like to meet me and get together for whatever you can show me of your area? If you can give me a good time tour and a place to stay fantastic, if you know of a cheap as fuck motel near you then just as good.

    Should I make a thread tomorrow?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    The punk movement was a mass conspiracy by businesses who sold glue and other mohawk/hair spike maintaining substances.

    It makes me so upset when I see $80 tshirts in stores that are all pristine that have "Punk's not dead" embroidered into them, and I'm not even a punker myself.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Basically you boys gonna show me love or am I biting at shitty fucking straws?

    Johannen on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Should I make a thread tomorrow?

    Either make a thread or keep mentioning it in chat, or make something in your signature about it.

    Inquisitor on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Right, you fuckers aren't PM'ing me...

    So, look, I will think this through seriously.. If It wouldn't get destroyed by outside cunts I would start a thread... so I'm not fucking kidding with this.

    If you think you like me, a guy from Wales in the UK, who has been drunk here many a time and told you of his love, would you like to meet me and get together for whatever you can show me of your area? If you can give me a good time tour and a place to stay fantastic, if you know of a cheap as fuck motel near you then just as good.

    Should I make a thread tomorrow?

    Look, I'm sorry, but I don't have a room or a sheep that you can stay in.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hmmmm... crap. Looks like tickets run in the $400 range... that's quite a bit, considering my parents don't have jobs. I was hoping for something closer to $280.

    We'll have to see, I guess.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Not sure if a thread is a good idea, since this is really a chat thread thing. Eventually, once you get the details together, you could make a map on Google with your proposed route, so we have an idea of what your plans are.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    now you're a man

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    poo
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Penis Man, Penis Man
    Penis Man has a penis in hand
    Dispenses lube from a tube,
    Penis Man.
    :whistle:

    You know, I like that song, but it's dreadfully dull.

    Gim on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FUCKING RIGHT!!

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Basically you boys gonna show me love or am I biting at shitty fucking straws?

    I think you should probably wait to ask people until you sober up a bit. I'm sure you could probably work out arrangements with a few people, but just not right this minute.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    Gim on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Note that it's not a real city if firefights between coke-funded communist rebels and Navy SEALs are common in your streets, as Sony leads me to believe they are in Brazilian cities.

    o_O

    That's Colombia, not Brazil.

    In the game SOCOM II your team does take a tour through Brazil, including the really shitty parts of Rio de Janeiro.

    James on
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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    NERF wars always looked so cool in the commercials but in real life nobody ever had their own gun and if they did they didn't have any darts for it because they'd lose them and people would lie about getting hit and/or cry about it to the point that it wasn't worth playing even if you did have more than a few people and guns for all of them.

    Having cool people to play with is pretty critical. Losing darts isn't a big deal though when they're only $0.30 each to replace, and I already have four blasters (two Mavericks, a Recon, and a Vulcan). And if you're going to hold an event it shouldn't be hard to get people to buy their own Maverick. They're friggin' $8 each.

    Yeah, darts are cheap. I need to get a serious resource for some streamliners, though. My Longshot and Recon are show-don't-use weapons since I don't have many darts for 'em. Do they come in big bags yet?

    yalborap on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    I live with my family too!

    Let's impose on VH and have Joh stay there.

    Inquisitor on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Penis Man, Penis Man
    Penis Man has a penis in hand
    Dispenses lube from a tube,
    Penis Man.
    :whistle:

    You know, I like that song, but it's dreadfully dull.

    ?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Who here would like to meet me, fuck everything else. Just give me a little shout. May it be PM or message in chat. Fucking don't pansy it now, I can be in a hotel I don't have to stay with you.

    I love a lot of you fuckers. So who's gonna have the nuts?

    I won't make a thread but I'll set up a sig tomorrow or in next week.

    Johannen on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    NERF wars always looked so cool in the commercials but in real life nobody ever had their own gun and if they did they didn't have any darts for it because they'd lose them and people would lie about getting hit and/or cry about it to the point that it wasn't worth playing even if you did have more than a few people and guns for all of them.

    Having cool people to play with is pretty critical. Losing darts isn't a big deal though when they're only $0.30 each to replace, and I already have four blasters (two Mavericks, a Recon, and a Vulcan). And if you're going to hold an event it shouldn't be hard to get people to buy their own Maverick. They're friggin' $8 each.

    Yeah, darts are cheap. I need to get a serious resource for some streamliners, though. My Longshot and Recon are show-don't-use weapons since I don't have many darts for 'em. Do they come in big bags yet?

    Streamlines
    Sonics

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    James wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Note that it's not a real city if firefights between coke-funded communist rebels and Navy SEALs are common in your streets, as Sony leads me to believe they are in Brazilian cities.

    o_O

    That's Colombia, not Brazil.

    In the game SOCOM II your team does take a tour through Brazil, including the really shitty parts of Rio de Janeiro.

    We did this. Way back there.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    An NYC/NJ get-together would be cool, Joh. We've got a lot of people around here.

    Sarksus on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Those of you who live without your own room: I truly feel for you. That's how I've lived since the middle of 2007. I've just moved (today!) and I have to deal with some stuff I didn't need to before- smokers in the house, a young child with a bad attitude, a separated couple who fight religiously... BUT I HAVE MY OWN ROOM. Christ. It really seems that every other problem is mute and inapplicable. I have a retreat, a locked door whose contents are of my concern. It's dizzying in its liberation.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    James wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Note that it's not a real city if firefights between coke-funded communist rebels and Navy SEALs are common in your streets, as Sony leads me to believe they are in Brazilian cities.

    o_O

    That's Colombia, not Brazil.

    In the game SOCOM II your team does take a tour through Brazil, including the really shitty parts of Rio de Janeiro.

    I am more than definitely having sex with you.

    James is like the Jesus to my Mary Magdelein. All secret and shit

    Johannen on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    I live with my family too!

    Let's impose on VH and have Joh stay there.

    Am I going to have to impose on Bo as well?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    I live with my family too!

    Let's impose on VH and have Joh stay there.

    And failing that, we can always drive him out to Riverside and he can stay with gundam.

    Gim on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    An NYC/NJ get-together would be cool, Joh. We've got a lot of people around here.

    Yes but you're all crazy and smelly.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I super-duper have to go to bed now.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    I live with my family too!

    Let's impose on VH and have Joh stay there.

    And failing that, we can always drive him out to Riverside and he can stay with gundam.

    My uncle lives in Riverside. How close is that to you guys?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Am I going to have to impose on Bo as well?

    Probably. I really wish I could give you guys a place to stay, but...I don't think my folks would handle "Hey, a dude from the internet is going to crash here.... also if you hear any noises it's totally not us fucking."

    Inquisitor on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Joh, you may stay in my guest house.

    That is to say Quis's house, because I am poor and live with my family in a shameful manner.

    I live with my family too!

    Let's impose on VH and have Joh stay there.

    Am I going to have to impose on Bo as well?

    MORBO APPRECIATES YOUR HOSPITALITY

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    An NYC/NJ get-together would be cool, Joh. We've got a lot of people around here.

    Yes but you're all crazy and smelly.

    Crazy awesome and smelling of hot sex.

    Sarksus on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    My uncle lives in Riverside. How close is that to you guys?

    About an hour from me.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Joh are you actually coming out here this summer?

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