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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »

    i was forbidden from getting a 4wd vehicle.

    apparently they know me too well.

    but my truck is light enough and got some decent tires on it and i'm fairly smart about driving it in shitty conditions when i'm at the ranch or other places that i don't worry about it getting stuck too much.

    hell, i've even taken it crawling up some pretty steep hills without much difficulty and shitty tires that had to be destroyed after 15k miles

    what kind of 4x4 do you got?

    88 Nissan Pathfinder

    Things a beast, I'v only got stuck twice. Once I was high centered, and the other time was due to a broken hub

    Not bad. I tell you what, I love those old ass Toyota Landcruisers. If you can get them running right, they'll take on anything, especially if you get a snorkel for them.

    t wiggin: i've been in three fucking accidents and two were my fault. shit happens, doesn't matter how smart or dumb you are.

    Yeah but you're clinically retarded
    Thought there was gonna be a heart in this didn't you

    How's the Air Force treating you, for the record?

    8-)

    ohhh shit

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Finally beat Pandemic 2. I started in Indonesia but kept it weak but highly contagious. As soon as it was everywhere I spent the 80 points I had saved up and made it deadly.

    Australia was the last place there was life left.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »

    i was forbidden from getting a 4wd vehicle.

    apparently they know me too well.

    but my truck is light enough and got some decent tires on it and i'm fairly smart about driving it in shitty conditions when i'm at the ranch or other places that i don't worry about it getting stuck too much.

    hell, i've even taken it crawling up some pretty steep hills without much difficulty and shitty tires that had to be destroyed after 15k miles

    what kind of 4x4 do you got?

    88 Nissan Pathfinder

    Things a beast, I'v only got stuck twice. Once I was high centered, and the other time was due to a broken hub

    Not bad. I tell you what, I love those old ass Toyota Landcruisers. If you can get them running right, they'll take on anything, especially if you get a snorkel for them.

    t wiggin: i've been in three fucking accidents and two were my fault. shit happens, doesn't matter how smart or dumb you are.

    Yeah but you're clinically retarded
    Thought there was gonna be a heart in this didn't you

    How's the Air Force treating you, for the record?

    8-)

    Answer A) I'm not in Iraq so pretty good
    Answer B) ADHD not retardation duhhhh
    C) you lied about your ADHD, so yeah retarded

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Seriously I am so happy to not be in Iraq especially once I qualified with the M16 and I realized that now there was nothing stopping me from having to shoot shit

    Nothing stopping me from running convoys

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh man

    Dru called me retarded

    With his years of wisdom and experience yeah I still ain't fuckin' care what you think

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Seriously I am so happy to not be in Iraq especially once I qualified with the M16 and I realized that now there was nothing stopping me from having to shoot shit

    Nothing stopping me from running convoys

    except you were in the air force. and you weren't even in the security forces

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Seriously I am so happy to not be in Iraq especially once I qualified with the M16 and I realized that now there was nothing stopping me from having to shoot shit

    Nothing stopping me from running convoys

    except you were in the air force. and you weren't even in the security forces

    Yeah we had instructors that were out on convoy duty and not security forces sooooo

    Hell one of them was in services

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Seriously I am so happy to not be in Iraq especially once I qualified with the M16 and I realized that now there was nothing stopping me from having to shoot shit

    Nothing stopping me from running convoys

    except you were in the air force. and you weren't even in the security forces

    Yeah we had instructors that were out on convoy duty and not security forces sooooo

    dude you were not going to be on the front lines quit exaggerating yourself

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    so if i start badmouthing new york again, will wiggin begin flinging his shit at the wall?

    i mean it's kind of arrogant to say that avoiding wrecks is all about how smart you are.

    sure, i could've avoided two wrecks had i perhaps made better choices at the time

    but intelligence doesn't play a factor

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    so if i start badmouthing new york again, will wiggin begin flinging his shit at the wall?

    i mean it's kind of arrogant to say that avoiding wrecks is all about how smart you are.

    sure, i could've avoided two wrecks had i perhaps made better choices at the time

    but intelligence doesn't play a factor

    Holy shit

    Wasn't serious

    I'm a complete fucking idiot, why would I pretend it's about being smart

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    because that's usually the attitude held by those that haven't ever been involved in vehicle collisions?

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    lol at the thought of the air force being on the front lines

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    because that's usually the attitude held by those that haven't ever been involved in vehicle collisions?

    fair enough

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    because that's usually the attitude held by those that haven't ever been involved in vehicle collisions?

    Here's a good way to avoid vehicle collisions: don't drive

    Everyone else on the road is always driving like a retard, and if you think you can avoid them forever, you're a moron

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    because that's usually the attitude held by those that haven't ever been involved in vehicle collisions?

    Here's a good way to avoid vehicle collisions: don't drive

    Everyone else on the road is always driving like a retard, and if you think you can avoid them forever, you're a moron

    This is what I try to tell my brother in law, but he doesn't listen

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My car has been in two collisions.

    One of them I was rear-ended going 85 on an empty freeway at 2 in the morning by a car driven by an asian college girl.

    The other one my car was being driven by an asian college girl when she ran into a car driven by another asian college girl while they were both parked at a stop sign.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've been in two collisions, both my fault.

    (I am an asian college girl.)

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm not actually an asian college girl.

    But I am mentally retarded!

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wrecks - T-boned by a hit and run driver, chased a mile down the road with a tire that was going flat after doing a u-turn in the middle of a busy road and cornered in a neighborhood.

    Was rear-ended by a girl driving who just got her permit, banged up their bumper, scuffed mine. Let them go. (So it doesn't count)

    Fell asleep at the wheel and rearended a friend whom I was following, did no damage to his bumper, fucked mine up, required new bumper.

    Trying to merge onto an access road and hesitant driver in front of me refused to go, so I hit him not once, but twice, just to make sure he got the lesson to fucking DRIVE. Bumper still crumply from this one.

    Also, check engine light just came on this week and I'm wondering what the fuck it's on for. And for some reason it seemed like the power steering has gone a little wonky since the last time I drove it. Related? Potentially.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I rear ended someone while looking for a road to turn onto. Came around a curve where a line of cars were stopped that I was not expecting. Hit brakes and then back of large SUV. Put a dent about the size of a dinner plate just above their bumper that could be easily fixed and the front end of my small truck was obliterated.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    I've been in two collisions, both my fault.

    (I am an asian college girl.)

    The one time in driver's ed where we almost got in an accident, an Asian girl was driving our car and an old guy was driving the other one

    It was a stereotype waiting to happen

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh wait, I got another one too.

    My truck was parked and some asshole was backing out and tore a good chunk of the flareside out.

    I was informed that I could press charges, but I wasn't too keen on it, once the driver was identified, just so long as they paid for the damages. Once an estimate was found, and one phonecall between us, three phonenumbers of theirs were changed.

    So I kind of lost on that one but lucked out in that the t-bone accident actually hit that spot and did more damage to it, so I got that fixed via insurance.

    My poor truck, it has been through hell and back.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, that drive was the best idea

    I ended up getting on one of the roads I had never been very far down and just kept going out into the country

    It was really pretty and it had just rained so the air was really cool, and I was cruisin' with the windows down and listening to some tunes

    Now my mind is all clear and I'm all calm and Zen and shit

    A++ would drive again

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Would it ruin your Zen if I told you I pooped in your mailbox?
    I did not

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Man, that drive was the best idea

    I ended up getting on one of the roads I had never been very far down and just kept going out into the country

    It was really pretty and it had just rained so the air was really cool, and I was cruisin' with the windows down and listening to some tunes

    Now my mind is all clear and I'm all calm and Zen and shit

    A++ would drive again

    Right on man

    I'm looking forward to moving south just for the ten hour drive to get there

    All alone

    In my new car

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Man, that drive was the best idea

    I ended up getting on one of the roads I had never been very far down and just kept going out into the country

    It was really pretty and it had just rained so the air was really cool, and I was cruisin' with the windows down and listening to some tunes

    Now my mind is all clear and I'm all calm and Zen and shit

    A++ would drive again

    Right on man

    I'm looking forward to moving south just for the ten hour drive to get there

    All alone

    In my new car

    How far south are you moving?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Would it ruin your Zen if I told you I pooped in your mailbox?
    I did not

    It probably would, yeah

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    From CNY to North Carolina

    Oxford, NC

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh

    I have a general idea of where that is

    it's like almost 4 hours from my house though, so I'm not entirely sure

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    It's pretty much buttfuck nowhere, I think

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    From CNY to North Carolina

    Oxford, NC

    No

    No, this is not a good idea

    Find another state please

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Most of North Carolina manages to be buttfuck nowhere, actually

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd are you in NC?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He was, sounds like he may be making plans to move now.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hahaha

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Passing each other on the street, unaware.

    Thinking to themselves, who is that cool cat?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    From CNY to North Carolina

    Oxford, NC

    No

    No, this is not a good idea

    Find another state please

    It's Carolina or Joisey

    I don't particularly want to move to Jersey

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You should go to Jersey.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    AMP'd are you in NC?

    Yes

    Have you been in NC the whole time?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Theidar wrote: »
    You should go to Jersey.

    No because then I'd have to look for a job again and also live with dad's family

    Whereas if I head south I have a job guaranteed and I'm living with my grandparents

    Who are fairly awesome

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