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[miniphalla] Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Fanfiction - Neo New York is saved!
Dac Vin
S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!Registered User regular
S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!Registered User regular
The year is 2053. Basketball is dead.
Welcome to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: Fanfiction: Phalla
This is a miniphalla, done by yours truly (and kime, who's helping me handle spreadsheets and the like). It is a small scale version of a phalla, just like how 21 is like a simple version of actual NBA regulated b-ball. All the standards rules of phalla and b-ball are applied.
As is usual of me, this is a rather simple phalla with some quirks here and there. However, there are still things you all need to know:
- I will not tolerate any jackassery in this phalla. You hate a player? Fine. Do not use this phalla as a stand for your hate, nor shall you use it to insult whatever damn please you. This will be enforced.
- Knowledge of the source is recommended for maximum enjoyment. However, do not rely on said knowledge to completely guide you – I will be changing details and not stay too faithful to the events.
- There are no hard rules on reveals or role calls, though be prepared to deal with the consequences if revealing ends with you getting a spiked b-ball through the face.
- The threshold for activity is set at "3 posts, 1 vote". Failing either one of these requirements will net you a warning; get three warnings and you are out of the game. Also, I'll appreciate it greatly if your votes are accompanied by a sound reasoning, although I will not be enforcing said rule.
- I am not disclosing how ties are handled, nor the order of actions other than the vote going first.
- The day ends at 10h00 EST/EDT. As is usual with me, expect narration to come very soon after it.
- If you got any more questions, do not be afraid to ask me in bold orange. Note that I answer to help the same way I am asked for it.
And remember: if you can't slam like the best, then jam with the rest.
PLAYERS
1. B:L - Neo New York Citizen
2. Zandracon - Charles Barkley (Barkley Family)
3. dunedainjedi - Balthios James (Vigilante)
4. SimpsonParadox - Hoopz Barkley (Barkley Family)
5. Fatal3RR0R - Neo New York Citizen
6. Erich Zahn - Neo New York Citizen
7. iamtheaznman - Larry Bird (Seer)
8. PowerPuppies - Cyberdwarf (Guard)
9. simonwolf - Neo New York Citizen
10. Faynor - Pump (Serial Killer/Narrator)
11. garroad_ran - Zalatar (Backup Vig)
12.[strike] DasUberEdward[/strike] samurai6966 - Neo New York Citizen
13. Captain Eleven - Neo New York Citizen
14. SpectralSpork - Neo New York Citizen
15. Orange Soda - Neo New York Citizen
16. Thetheroo - Neo New York Citizen
17. Zerinan - Neo New York Citizen
18. Obbi - Vinceborg 2050 (B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.)
19. Cleonicus - Michael Jordan (B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.)
20. Dunadan019 - Neo New York Citizen
RESERVES
2. Egos
3. Toxic Toys
4. Daius
5. Shalmelo
NARRATION
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
MISCELLANEOUS INFO
Villagers Role PM
You are... A citizen of Neo New York.
Life is hard in the post-cyberpocalypse. Food is scarce, medecine is scarcer, and it has been three years since you last saw insulin. The B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. menace is omnipresent in your daily lives, and just when you thought it wouldn't get any worse, that son of a bitch Charles Barkley still couldn't handle his fucking basketball being banned and thus he just went and Chaos Dunk'd the entirety of Manhattan over it.
You've had enough. Now is the time to take matters in your own hands.
Ability: While you do not have any special abilities, together with other villagers you can make a difference. Every day, vote for whoever you think is suspicious in !red. Whoever has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.
Victory Condition: Danger is roaming Neo New York, and it is all up to you to stop it in its tracks. You win once all those who wish the destruction of Neo New York are defeated.
Life is hard in the post-cyberpocalypse. Food is scarce, medecine is scarcer, and it has been three years since you last saw insulin. The B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. menace is omnipresent in your daily lives, and just when you thought it wouldn't get any worse, that son of a bitch Charles Barkley still couldn't handle his fucking basketball being banned and thus he just went and Chaos Dunk'd the entirety of Manhattan over it.
You've had enough. Now is the time to take matters in your own hands.
Ability: While you do not have any special abilities, together with other villagers you can make a difference. Every day, vote for whoever you think is suspicious in !red. Whoever has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.
Victory Condition: Danger is roaming Neo New York, and it is all up to you to stop it in its tracks. You win once all those who wish the destruction of Neo New York are defeated.
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Posts
No insults at all?!?!?!?
Obviously memetic stuff and saying that so and so idea is dumb is still allowed. If stuff degenerates in flamewar however I will take action and you will not like it.
That rule is mostly for respect.
YES!
!Sign up, and has there been any word about a sequel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YKjNQ6UP3I
We'll begin in 30-45 minutes. The day will be extended by one hour to compensate.
I'll reserve up if so.
That is all for today, join us tomorrow when we-
oh
oh my god
Man-Manhattan has just been obliterated! The whole of it is gone! GONE! Early report put the dead at 15 million! oh my god this is awful! Details are still scarce, but it is believed that a chaos dunk is the cause of this... Oh wait. It's confirmed! What took Manhattan out is a Chaos Dunk! This means Charles Barkley is responsible for this massacre! Now is the time to pray, citizens, because now no one can save us..
If you have any questions, let me know.
Random.org says 7
iamtheaznman, until I change my vote later if something suspicious develops.
3. dunedainjedi