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DESKTOP HULK - pax edition

#pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
THIS YEAR HULK DECIDE TO GO TO BIG HOMOSEXUAL CONVENTION TO TRY OUT HULK'S OPTIONS. HULK FEEL TIRED OF WOMEN, HULK FIND MEN INTRIGUING.

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HULK GET SHIT TOGETHER BEFORE FLIGHT


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HULK FIND AUSTRALIAN PASSPORT, THIS GUY LOOK LIKE HULK

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HULK GET PAX PASS IN MAIL. PASS SAYS TO NOT PUNCH OR KICK PEOPLE. HULK MAKE NO PROMISES

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LONG FLIGHTS MAKE HULK ANGRY, HULK FIND HUGE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS

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HULK BUY CHEAP BOOZE AT AIRPORT, HULK ENJOY SMOOTH FLAVOR OF CANADIAN WHISKY

HULK GET ON PLANE, PLANE FLY FOR 13 HOURS

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HULK KNOW TO RESERVE EXIT ROW. LOOK AT ALL OF HULK'S LEG ROOM

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AIRLINE HEADPHONES POOR QUALITY. HULK WATCHES "THE HANGOVER". HULK COULD TAKE THAT MIKE TYSON

HULK ARRIVE IN SEATTLE, BIG MEN WEARING SKIRTS EVERYWHERE, HULK MAKE GOOD CHOICE

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HULK FIND NICE CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF MEN. HULK ENJOY TRYING DIFFERENT APERTURE AND SHIT

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HULK GET IPHONE TO FIT IN WITH GAY CROWD. HULK NOT FEEL GAY ENOUGH

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THAT BETTER

HULK CONFUSED, EVERYONE TALK ABOUT "GAMING" AND NO BLOWJOBS

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SHINY GOLDEN 20 SIDED DICE MAKE HULK ANGRY

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SMALL KITTY HELP HULK CALM DOWN. HULK GET MORE COPIES OF SMALL KITTY

HULK FEEL HUNGRY. HULK GO IN SEARCH OF LOCAL FARE

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LOCAL GAY MAKES HULK CHEESECAKE

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ORANGE DRINK MAKE HULK UNCOMFORTABLE AND HULK NOT SURE WHY

HULK NOT POST PHOTOS OF MOST MEN, HULK NOT WANT GET BANNED. HERE SOME SFW

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HULK FINALLY MEET HULK'S MATCH. BIG MAN SHOW HULK POWER OF LOVE

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HULK LOVE THAT SHOW STAR TREK. HULK NOT KNOW WESLEY CRUSHER WAS GAY?

HULK HAVE FUN TIME, HULK FALL IN LOVE WITH MAN CALLED WOOK, BUT NOW HULK GO HOME TO SHE HULK AND TRY TO SURVIVE HULK'S WRETCHED VANILLA LIFE

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I GOT DIBS

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bravo!

    I enjoyed this Hulk story

    :^:

    101 on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hooray!

    doublehawk00 on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh god, Hulk and Wil Wheaton. Awesome.

    Fishman on
    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    Everyone thank beavotron for not knowing who Wil Wheaton is.

    bombardier on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I had forgotten that beavotron was responsible for getting the hulk with wheaton.

    And having no clue who he was.

    And Wheaton had no idea what the fuck was going on.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanks Beavotron.

    You did what I could never do

    ask a c level celebrity to hold a small plastic comicbook character for a photograph

    #pipe on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wonderful

    spono on
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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man i don't know who anyone is

    but i used my woman charms on him anyways
    and they worked so shut up

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    beautiful. simply beautiful.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    hulk make terrible choice

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am still getting used to shooting with flash. Shit's hard.

    also the photos on the plane were taken with my iPhone, which is why they're garbage

    #pipe on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Beavo do you realize that one of the kiltorcers tried to stop you but gave up because you were five feet away and he didn't want to make the effort?

    I wonder if anyone else noticed that.

    He made a start and mumbled "Eeeehhhnno..." and then couldn't muster the force to lumber.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Beavo do you realize that one of the kiltorcers tried to stop you but gave up because you were five feet away and he didn't want to make the effort?

    I wonder if anyone else noticed that.

    He made a start and mumbled "Eeeehhhnno..." and then couldn't muster the force to lumber.

    yeah he was really surrounded by a cadre of impotent protectors

    #pipe on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    If you need a Z list celebrity assassinated at a video game convention, send a gina.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Adorable

    i like you pipe <3

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I giggled like a little girl

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    and then when I saw wook, my giggles turned deep and manly

    more of a guffaw

    Swill on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the enforcers were scared by my boobies and long hairs that weren't greasily pulled back into the pax enforcer pony tail.

    beavotron on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wil Wheaton is all kinds of awesome.

    Also, from what I hear, Hello Kitty Online was by far the best swag at the expo. Confirm/Deny?

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    the enforcers were scared by my boobies and long hairs that weren't greasily pulled back into the pax enforcer pony tail.

    what are you talking about, there are female enforcers

    either that or those dudes had pretty big manboobs

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    how the fuck is it doing that?!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
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    ORANGE DRINK MAKE HULK UNCOMFORTABLE AND HULK NOT SURE WHY

    Hulk has horrible taste, sorry

    AMP'd on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so this explains the cheesecake crumbs all over the floor of my hotel room

    oh Desktop Hulk, you rascal

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    who the hell is wil wheaton?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    the enforcers were scared by my boobies and long hairs that weren't greasily pulled back into the pax enforcer pony tail.

    what are you talking about, there are female enforcers

    either that or those dudes had pretty big manboobs

    i didn't see any
    or maybe i did and just didn't realize they were of the female gender
    i saw a lot of questionable people like that at pax

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    the enforcers were scared by my boobies and long hairs that weren't greasily pulled back into the pax enforcer pony tail.

    It was just interesting seeing the reaction to hash getting close and then you.

    Subtle. But hilarious.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Some dude from Star Trek I guess, I don't know

    Grey Ghost on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    how the fuck is it doing that?!

    WELCOME TO THE STAGE OF FORUM HISTORY!

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have an image in my mind of what all the enforcers looked like and I don't want it ruined

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Wil Wheaton is all kinds of awesome.

    Also, from what I hear, Hello Kitty Online was by far the best swag at the expo. Confirm/Deny?

    mully tried installing it but it said there were no more beta keys left.

    bombardier on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    I have an image in my mind of what all the enforcers looked like and I don't want it ruined

    GARGANTUA

    In his veins pump liquid bawls in his lungs breaths halitosis.

    He is the Übermensch in Utilikilt, holding dominion over vast fields of bags of beans. He crushes the dreams of artists without raising a fist.

    King of tits: man. Master of farts: taco.

    He is the heart, the soul, the armpit of pax. He is the unshowered, the blackclothed controller of lines that coil into the night.

    The steadfast watcher. The lonely eater. The distinct odor.

    He is:

    ENFORCER

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    "Vast tracts of ham"

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know who Wil Wheaton is but I follow his twitter because it's pretty cool

    Me Too! on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    SERIOUSLY HOW IS IT DOING THAT SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME

    Robcham on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    I have an image in my mind of what all the enforcers looked like and I don't want it ruined

    GARGANTUA

    In his veins pump liquid bawls in his lungs breaths halitosis.

    He is the Übermensch in Utilikilt, holding dominion over vast fields of bags of beans. He crushes the dreams of artists without raising a fist.

    King of tits: man. Master of farts: taco.

    He is the heart, the soul, the armpit of pax. He is the unshowered, the blackclothed controller of lines that coil into the night.

    The steadfast watcher. The lonely eater. The distinct odor.

    He is:

    ENFORCER

    A single tear rolls down my cheek.

    natek on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why is this a thread?

    is it just a story about a plastic hulk toy at pax or am I missing some forum in-joke

    unintentional on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    I have an image in my mind of what all the enforcers looked like and I don't want it ruined

    GARGANTUA

    In his veins pump liquid bawls in his lungs breaths halitosis.

    He is the Übermensch in Utilikilt, holding dominion over vast fields of bags of beans. He crushes the dreams of artists without raising a fist.

    King of tits: man. Master of farts: taco.

    He is the heart, the soul, the armpit of pax. He is the unshowered, the blackclothed controller of lines that coil into the night.

    The steadfast watcher. The lonely eater. The distinct odor.

    He is:

    ENFORCER

    A single tear rolls down my cheek.
    This August slash September

    There is a smell that this Axe can't slay

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    why is this a thread?

    is it just a story about a plastic hulk toy at pax or am I missing some forum in-joke

    Desktop Hulk used to be passed around between forumers, who would take pictures of Hulk lifting objects and post them.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is a thing

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