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At Johns Hopkins university thieves lose their hand, then their lives

tech_huntertech_hunter MoreSeattleRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
So this story

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/samurai.sword.killing/index.html

Students hears a ruckus in the garage they go down, one smartly armed themselves with a samurai sword. The would be burgler seems to move toward students threateningly and student armed with sword lobs off burgler's hand and he seems to have other lacerations as well.

So I guess the university has a kendo course maybe, should be a warning to all the other burglers out there, but this could inadvertently attract ninjas

Sig to mucho Grande!
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited September 2009
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    geez

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    http://www.thedailyinquirer.net/missing-yale-student-found-dead/094144

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That is so awesome

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hahaha I don't even know what to make of this story

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man, i wish my school taught appendage removal with oriental weapons 101.

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  • NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Please stop calling it a samurai sword. I beg you. I offer the paperclip on my desk in front of me as an offering.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hahaha I don't even know what to make of this story

    Guy with sword does more jail time than burglar?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    NebulousQ wrote: »
    Please stop calling it a samurai sword. I beg you. I offer the paperclip on my desk in front of me as an offering.

    them stupid gaijins

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    NebulousQ wrote: »
    Please stop calling it a samurai sword. I beg you. I offer the paperclip on my desk in front of me as an offering.

    Was it a ninja sword? I didn't read the article.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the sword was reported to be "not in the least kawaii"

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  • NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    them stupid gaijins

    What is a gaijin? I am too lazy to look it up myself, do my googling for me my good man.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it's called a leonardo sword

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  • NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    spono wrote: »
    it's called a leonardo sword

    Very true. But donatello was cooler.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    spono wrote: »
    it's called a leonardo sword

    that sounds delicious

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    just at a guess I'm gonna say the kid with the sword overreacted and they all decided on the story of the burglar "lunging" at them together

    just my gut instinct, though

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    The other 3 friends were armed with a Darth Maul lightsaber, Klingon Bat'leth, and a Naruto headband.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wonder what kind of jutsus this kid knows

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  • NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    The other 3 friends were armed with a Darth Maul lightsaber, Klingon Bat'leth, and a Naruto headband.

    Deadliest weapon ever.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Does anyone else remember the fat guy robbing a 7-11 with a bat'leth about 6 months back

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    is headband guy the really fat one or the really skinny short one?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    venture-henchman-lightsaber.jpg

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what the hell

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    hey have you guys seen defender around lately...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man

    he really had a weapons-grade sword?

    those are not cheap by any stretch of imagination

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this story is awesome

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "heives" is so far from what we really need here

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    http://www.thedailyinquirer.net/missing-yale-student-found-dead/094144

    ???

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hahahahaha

    burglar deserved it

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    "heives" is so far from what we really need here

    At johns Hopkins university sieves lose their handles, then their chives

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gonna be bad the next time that guy gets burgled and he pulls out the sword and then just gets shot.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    "heives" is so far from what we really need here

    At johns Hopkins university sieves lose their handles, then their chives

    I don't understand

    is this a recipe for some kind of vodka quesadilla?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    "heives" is so far from what we really need here

    At johns Hopkins university sieves lose their handles, then their chives

    Booooo, GET OFF THE STAGE!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    two playstations

    edit: no wait, two laptops and a playstation. that's even worse!

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    T.J. Nutty Nub wrote: »
    hahahahaha

    burglar deserved it

    yes, he deserved a gruesome death for stealing a playstation

    Read his sig.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh it's gonna be one of these arguments again

    cool

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    if someone stole my laptop I'd be beyond fucked

    I'd chop a bitch's hand off for sure

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