Xorblag.net is reporting that a Flexnudian skull has been spotted on Terra- specifically, on the box art for Resistance: Fall of man
The Flexnudian Telescopic Observation Spokesman responded with "It's probably just an oddly-lit rock. Seriously guys, this is bad as when people thought Florida was built to look like a dong"
If there really was a humanoid skull brought back from Mars people would flip out. I'm sure we'd have the requisite looneys who would want to destroy it or deny it, but some people would have everything they believed in pretty much shat on. I for one look forward to that day and the ensuing chaos it brings.
I could write a book on how this marsananomalyresearch.com's "findings" are bunk. I could write it in the form of a Sherlock Holmes novel and it might actually be entertaining.
"Watson, note the lack of empirical evidence and the abundance of wild guesswork. What assessment could you draw from observing this person's work?"
"Why, I would say they are patently loony! This type of knobslobbery would never go over in any legitimate scientific journal."
etc.
Edit: Oh god, the martians are hiding in rainforests that look distinctly like rugged rocky outcrops. FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SAVE US! I BEG OF YOU!
Just back from vacation, and already I get to lock a thread.
Thank you, D&D! This is the best Xmas present I could've gotten!
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The Flexnudian Telescopic Observation Spokesman responded with "It's probably just an oddly-lit rock. Seriously guys, this is bad as when people thought Florida was built to look like a dong"
"Watson, note the lack of empirical evidence and the abundance of wild guesswork. What assessment could you draw from observing this person's work?"
"Why, I would say they are patently loony! This type of knobslobbery would never go over in any legitimate scientific journal."
etc.
Edit: Oh god, the martians are hiding in rainforests that look distinctly like rugged rocky outcrops. FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SAVE US! I BEG OF YOU!
AHHHHH
Ok, that's out of my system now.
Thank you, D&D! This is the best Xmas present I could've gotten!